Omegle #7

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:35 schreef KirkLazarus het volgende:
Totaal geen plezier meer aan. Geen enkel mens is daar serieus.

Ik tref anders verrassend veel serieuze mensen


edit: oh wacht

You: im from the netherlands
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Stranger: show me your boobs
You: Okay
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: nice boobs
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: DONT SAY HI
Stranger: FUCK
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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JA dus

Doe 'es posten foto's van cheating girlfriend.

Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who dis
You: WTF HAVE YOU DONE TO HER?!!?!?!?!
You: OMG!
You: I can't believe it!
You: That was so cruel!
You: Why would you do that to someone?
Stranger: lol nice
You: tell me, why did you do it?
Stranger: for the lulz
You: Oh so you thought it was funny to spit someones head on a stick, cut the rest of the body into pieces and eat it, and hang the head on the wall to decorate it?!
Stranger: the head or the wall
You: decorate the wall with the head ^^
You: allthough you might decorate the head by hanging it on the wall too o_O
Stranger: how about i decorate the wall then teh head
Stranger: and make it give me head head
You: That could be an option too
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: is it male or female
Stranger: because im no fag
Stranger:
You: female
You: her name was Cindy
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Stranger: and i dont fuck with black chicks
You: I still think it was cruel what you did though...
Stranger: they smell like babies
You: no she's white as can be
Stranger: lol
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Weirde gesprekken daar

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: noone?
Stranger: crsx owns you
You: Yeah
You: I know
Stranger: good
You: Its not as bad as you think
Stranger: whats not bad
You: Could be worse
You: That he owns me
Stranger: no
Stranger: its not a he
Stranger: its a collective
You: A what ?
Stranger: and its the fucking worst thing ever
You: No it isnt
You: Could be worse
You: And it a 'He'
Stranger: crsx owns you
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:43 schreef Harajuku. het volgende:
Ik krijg juist teveel serieuze gesprekken.

Je moet gewoon net zo lang disconnecten tot er iemand écht in gaat op iets debiels wat je zegt xD

You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD

[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Henk
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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:49 schreef Canisfire het volgende:
[quote]Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:46 schreef Krizzol het volgende:
You: You Just Got Rickrolled
Stranger: how do you like your potatoes ?
Stranger: not you again ><

xD
Zit jij nu ook al op fok! kom jou overal tegen.

?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:50 schreef Krizzol het volgende:

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?

Je bent trouwens niet op msn
Maikel ?

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:52 schreef Canisfire het volgende:

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Je bent trouwens niet op msn
Maikel ?

Offline weergeven ,

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:36 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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Ik wil ook niet met Nederlanders praten

of TVP

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]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want to feel you inside me
You: Okay
Stranger: i want you to grind my pussy till i scream your name
You: My name is Michaelisjnov
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You: I am watching kiddie pr0n
Stranger: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: SSSSSSSST
Stranger: Kiddie porn sucks
You: NO it doesn't
Stranger: I preffer Granny - Horse porn
You: I can give you the download linke trough megaupload
Stranger: I really rather not to get that link.

Amerikanen

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Op dinsdag 7 april 2009 22:55 schreef behangplakker het volgende:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can you tell me more about my last invoice I've received?
Stranger: yes sure
Stranger: what's the problem
You: There's some weird numbers on it.
You: Could you explain them?
Stranger: you're at the right place
You: For example.
Stranger: what are they then?
You: Where it says "Last received" it says: "35,#22."
You: What does this mean?
You: Sir?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: it means that you will day at the age of 35
Stranger: no panic
You: I will day? Could you explain please?
Stranger: i meant die
You: Okay, wow.
You: What kind of invoices are you sending! Thought this was a mobile phone company.
Stranger: no, this is astro company
You: Sir, I pay 35 cents a minute for this conversation, could you please hurry a little?
Stranger: no, that's my job
You: Could you transfer me to the correct department please?
Stranger: that's not my job
You: Sir, I will try again.
Stranger: ok
You: Thank you for your time and being an inconsiderate bastard.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

Niet echt klantvriendelijk dit!

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Stranger: whats dutch law? o.o
Stranger: lol
You: Law of the Netherlands :p
Stranger: sweeeeet!

tvp

Nog steeds bezig?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi stranger
Stranger: My love
You: Who's that?
You: Are you Kevin?
Stranger: there is only you in my life
You: Kevin is that you?
Stranger: I was going to break out in song
Stranger: Endless Love
You: please don't
You: or I'll rickroll you!
Stranger: can we rickroll each other?
You: don't think so
You: might be possible though
Stranger: bummer
Stranger: whats the first line?
You: We're no strangers to love
You: You know the rules and so do I
Stranger: a full commitment is what I'm thinking of
Stranger: you wouldn't get this from anyotherguy
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Stranger: Gotta make you understand
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: Never gonna let you down
You: never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: Never gonna make you cry
Stranger: Never gonna say goodbye
You: and hurt you
You: oh wait
You: damnit I don't know the lyrics that well XD
Stranger: We've known each other for so long
Stranger: (keep goin like they do in theater)
Stranger: You're hearts been aching but
You: But youre too shy to say it

Stranger: Inside we both know whats been goin on
You: We know the game and were gonna play it

Stranger: Aaaaand if you ask me how I'm feeelin
You: Dont tell me youre too blind to see

Stranger: Never gonna GIVE. YOU. UP.
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: never gonna run around and DESERT YOOOU
Stranger: We're doing great.
You: never gonna make you cryyyyy
You: yeah I know (H)
Stranger: never gonna saaay goodbye!
You: never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: Well, this was fun strange
You: I know another one
Stranger: nice knowing you
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You: haha yeah, nice rickrolling eachother XD
Stranger: do you have pedo bear too?
You: haha yea
You: lemme see
Stranger: two strangers in the afternoon enjoying the ancient pastime of rickrolling
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You: it's not afternoon over here xD it's almost midnight
You: 23.10 pm
Stranger: Woah. That is a very detailed pedo bear.
Stranger: Where the hell are you?
You: holland you?
Stranger: Florida
You: oh haha okay :p
You: what time is it over there?
Stranger: dont laugh
Stranger: =(
Stranger: its 5:12
Stranger: pm
You: haha okay xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ik heb net met een Braziliaans meisje gesproken, was wel leuk.

[ Bericht 2% gewijzigd door Smart_ass op 07-04-2009 23:25:00 ]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
You: of course I am
You: got a problem with that?
Stranger: yeah i have actually
You: why, did your daddy leave you?
Stranger: yeah, he left me to fuck you
Stranger: you stupid cunt
You: o great, only one problem, I dont have a cunt, but up the ass is ok too
Stranger: YOURE A CUNT
Stranger: PRICK
Stranger: HOE BAG
Stranger: UR MOMMAS UGLY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.