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:')))))))

cr1st1aan!!!

Ik heb een FOK!ker

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 11:53 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:
Ik heb een FOK!ker

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 12:14 schreef Stoeprand het volgende:

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Flashwin, maar het was niet een echt een postwaardig gesprek

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 12:16 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:

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Flashwin, maar het was niet een echt een postwaardig gesprek

Aw

Ik heb nog geen een FOK!ker gehad...maar ik blijf doorgaan!

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You: Boo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: netherlands
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Stranger: no one like millhouse!
You: Hello, son. I am God. Do you have any questions?
You: HAHA!
Stranger: yes, yes i do
Stranger: what is the meaning of...
Stranger: WoW?
You: World Of Warcraft.
You: More questions, son?
Stranger: okey, what is the meaning of the world of warcraft?
Stranger: thats what i ment
You: I dont know, ask those nerds.
You: I am God - don't you have any better questions?!
You: I am disappointed.
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID I CREATE?!
You: What the hell was I thinking?
You: -sigh-
Stranger: if i had a level 80 black ice pull-arm and the helm of destruction, would i be able to kill a lvl 80 death knight? :I
You: GTFO, Noob.

[ Bericht 0% gewijzigd door Isetmyfriendsonfire op 05-04-2009 13:51:34 ]

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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how ya doing
You: how ya doing
Stranger: i'm just fine, and you?
You: i'm just fine, and you?
Stranger: are you copying every word i'm writing?
You: are you copying every word i'm writing?
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:17 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:

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Die is zo flauw

Hij is offline?

EDIT: werkt weer! Jailbait!

[ Bericht 20% gewijzigd door Resco op 05-04-2009 17:37:11 ]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: zimbabwe
You: you?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: netherlands
You: IK OOK
MUAHAHHA

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Stranger: hello
You: Hello stranger!
You: Who are you?
Stranger: i'm Obina
You: Obama? Like, the president of the USA?
Stranger: no, Obina, a brazilian footbal player
You: No but Obama won the elections
Stranger: i know it
You: He is the president now, Obama isn't a footbal player
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Obama op Omegle! Eat that!

Stranger: hi
You: hii
Stranger: so where you from
You: holland
You: and u
Stranger: leuk!
Stranger:
You: Knt
You: ben je van kindertent
Stranger: nee
Stranger: fok
You: fok.nl
Stranger: yep
You: dat ken ik ook
Stranger: is kindertent niet voor kleine kinderen?

Oke

Wie was dit?

You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
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You: Hai
Stranger: hello
You: Shoe on head?
Stranger: always
You: ok, good
You: I wear mine too
Stranger: and a glove on my foot
You: No
Stranger: why ever not?
You: Thats just plain silly
Stranger: silly schmilly
You: schmilly hilbilly
Stranger: are you making fun of my people?
You: yes
Stranger: *shocked face*
You: your people..?
Stranger: hilbillies
You: Did you buy them?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you want one?
You: I wouldn't want them even if they gave me money
Stranger: they could make nice pets
You: Do they make good rugs?
Stranger: yeah but you have to flatten al the inbred out of them first
Stranger: like with a mangle
You: Is that hard? cuz I herd theres a lot of inbred in em
Stranger: you need a few of them to make a decent rug
You: mkay
Stranger: squirrels are cheaper
You: I just don't think hilbillies would fit in my house
Stranger: hmmm.....well maybe a wall hanging then
You: hmmzz, I'll think about it
Stranger: i think it's a solid investment
Stranger: ..........bored now BYE!! x
You: later

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You: HAI
Stranger: com esse ingles perfeito deve ser brasileiro -.-
You: SRY I ONLY KNO INTERNET LANGUAGE
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You: HAI
You: U HAV AIDS
You: LOL
Stranger: hi
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You: Hello
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: italy
Stranger: you?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: niiice
You: Muhahaha we beat you on the UEFA EURO 2008
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Stranger: hio
You: hello to you good sir
Stranger: and you sir
Stranger: How are you on this fine day
You: very well, very well indeed, thank you for asking
You: how are you today good sir?
Stranger: I am impecably fine today, many thanks to you my good sir
You: splendid, just splendid!
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Cup of tea?
Stranger: Biscuit?
You: may i be so rude to ask where you live? ooohhh tea and biscuits would be great!
You: though i'd rather fancy a cucumber sandwich, i will prepare them in a moment
Stranger: I live in the Queens England my good sir, yourself? And let me just call Alfred down to get your tea and sandwhich
You: marvellous idea old chap! I live in the Netherlands
Stranger: Wonderful!
You: though i have been in australia once, astonishing isn't it!
Stranger: Indeed it is
You: would you like some sugar in your Earl Grey sir?
Stranger: I would very kindly sir
You: very good, very good indeed! so what were we discussing old sport?
Stranger: We were discussing polo my gentlemen
You: ah yes, Polo! i would say it's a titanic sport isn't it?! Watching the chaps and their equine companions
Stranger: Indeed, nothing like a day on the green watching the sport
You: magnificent!
Stranger: Rather!
You: are you joining the Rotary today sir?
Stranger: Unfortunatly i can not, i have a meeting with the prince
You: Utterly disappointing, the rotary has sumptuous surroundings!
You: I insist you join me to the rotarty
You: *rotary
Stranger: I shall try old bean but one can't be 100% on canceling pre made plans
You: pity! well you'd better get in tiptop shape for your meeting with the princed
You: if you will excuse me, i need to fetch a cab for my meeting with the rotary
Stranger: indeed i had, so i had best be off
Stranger: Pleasure speaking to you again old bean
You: i wish you a very pleasant day old chap!
You: goodbye!

Stranger: hi
You: vodka?
Stranger: yes please
You: ITS MINE
Stranger: what kind of vodka
You: DONT TAKE IT AWAY
You: I WONT MAKE IT TRU THEDAY
Stranger: NO SHARE IT NOW OR I KILL YOU

You: I ONLY HHAVE 3 BOTTLES LEFT
Stranger: I ONLY WANT TWO OF THEM
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: GIVE EM TO ME
Stranger: YESSSSSSSSS
You: ILL DIE IF I ANT DRINK!
Stranger: WELL THATS NOT MY PROBLEM
You: WLL TIS MIE
You: GO GET UR OWN VODKA!
Stranger: YEAH SO GIVE ME THE VODKA
You: NO >:C
Stranger: NO
You: ITSMINE!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ITS MINE
You: NOOO
Stranger: YOU GAVE IT TO M
You: ITS MINE!
Stranger: ME*
You: NO I DIDNT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YEAH U DID
You: U TOOK IT AWAY
Stranger: NO
Stranger: LIAR
You: U TOOKMY PRECIOUS AWAY!
Stranger: GIVE IT BACK
Stranger: I HAD IT FIRST
You: NO
Stranger: GIVE IT BACK
Stranger: RIGHT NOW
You: NO
You: GO GET UR OWN
Stranger: YES
You: ITS MINE
You: MY OWN
Stranger: NO IT IS MINE
You: MY PRECIOUS
Stranger: YOU STOLE IT
Stranger: IM GONNA KILL YOU
You: NO I DIDNT
Stranger: YES U DID
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: ILL PROTECT THE VODKAWITH MY LIFE
Stranger: *SHOOTS STRANGER IN THE HEAD AND STEALS THE VODKA*
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veda in da house?

[ Bericht 5% gewijzigd door TubewayDigital op 06-04-2009 15:56:44 ]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: love
You: hello
Stranger: hate
You: masturbate
Stranger: think
You: thinky kinky
Stranger:
You: D
Stranger: ...
Stranger: church
You: lurch
You: you know, from Adam's family
You: the stiff one
Stranger: he's cute
Stranger: what do u think of donald duck?
You: you do know that it's only powder he can shoot?
You: donald duck never has luck
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: but if he had luck
Stranger: would it have changed the whole story?
You: only if daisy was a bit more whorey
Stranger: yeaa what dont they have children
Stranger: i assume donald duck is gay
Stranger: and daisy is just a lie
Stranger: why dont*
You: like the cake (not the pie!)
Stranger: ??
You: the cake, forsooth! it has been a lie
Stranger: u like libertines?
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Jammer... ik had nog wel een tijdje kunnen rijmen.