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Op zondag 5 april 2009 12:14 schreef Stoeprand het volgende:

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Op zondag 5 april 2009 12:16 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:

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Flashwin, maar het was niet een echt een postwaardig gesprek

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You: Boo!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: netherlands
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how ya doing
You: how ya doing
Stranger: i'm just fine, and you?
You: i'm just fine, and you?
Stranger: are you copying every word i'm writing?
You: are you copying every word i'm writing?
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 14:17 schreef Irritatie100 het volgende:

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: zimbabwe
You: you?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: netherlands
You: IK OOK
MUAHAHHA

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Stranger: hello
You: Hello stranger!
You: Who are you?
Stranger: i'm Obina
You: Obama? Like, the president of the USA?
Stranger: no, Obina, a brazilian footbal player
You: No but Obama won the elections
Stranger: i know it
You: He is the president now, Obama isn't a footbal player
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You: Hai
Stranger: hello
You: Shoe on head?
Stranger: always
You: ok, good
You: I wear mine too
Stranger: and a glove on my foot
You: No
Stranger: why ever not?
You: Thats just plain silly
Stranger: silly schmilly
You: schmilly hilbilly
Stranger: are you making fun of my people?
You: yes
Stranger: *shocked face*
You: your people..?
Stranger: hilbillies
You: Did you buy them?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do you want one?
You: I wouldn't want them even if they gave me money
Stranger: they could make nice pets
You: Do they make good rugs?
Stranger: yeah but you have to flatten al the inbred out of them first
Stranger: like with a mangle
You: Is that hard? cuz I herd theres a lot of inbred in em
Stranger: you need a few of them to make a decent rug
You: mkay
Stranger: squirrels are cheaper
You: I just don't think hilbillies would fit in my house
Stranger: hmmm.....well maybe a wall hanging then
You: hmmzz, I'll think about it
Stranger: i think it's a solid investment
Stranger: ..........bored now BYE!! x
You: later

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You: HAI
Stranger: com esse ingles perfeito deve ser brasileiro -.-
You: SRY I ONLY KNO INTERNET LANGUAGE
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You: HAI
You: U HAV AIDS
You: LOL
Stranger: hi
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You: Hello
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: italy
Stranger: you?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: niiice
You: Muhahaha we beat you on the UEFA EURO 2008
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Stranger: hio
You: hello to you good sir
Stranger: and you sir
Stranger: How are you on this fine day
You: very well, very well indeed, thank you for asking
You: how are you today good sir?
Stranger: I am impecably fine today, many thanks to you my good sir
You: splendid, just splendid!
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Cup of tea?
Stranger: Biscuit?
You: may i be so rude to ask where you live? ooohhh tea and biscuits would be great!
You: though i'd rather fancy a cucumber sandwich, i will prepare them in a moment
Stranger: I live in the Queens England my good sir, yourself? And let me just call Alfred down to get your tea and sandwhich
You: marvellous idea old chap! I live in the Netherlands
Stranger: Wonderful!
You: though i have been in australia once, astonishing isn't it!
Stranger: Indeed it is
You: would you like some sugar in your Earl Grey sir?
Stranger: I would very kindly sir
You: very good, very good indeed! so what were we discussing old sport?
Stranger: We were discussing polo my gentlemen
You: ah yes, Polo! i would say it's a titanic sport isn't it?! Watching the chaps and their equine companions
Stranger: Indeed, nothing like a day on the green watching the sport
You: magnificent!
Stranger: Rather!
You: are you joining the Rotary today sir?
Stranger: Unfortunatly i can not, i have a meeting with the prince
You: Utterly disappointing, the rotary has sumptuous surroundings!
You: I insist you join me to the rotarty
You: *rotary
Stranger: I shall try old bean but one can't be 100% on canceling pre made plans
You: pity! well you'd better get in tiptop shape for your meeting with the princed
You: if you will excuse me, i need to fetch a cab for my meeting with the rotary
Stranger: indeed i had, so i had best be off
Stranger: Pleasure speaking to you again old bean
You: i wish you a very pleasant day old chap!
You: goodbye!

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: love
You: hello
Stranger: hate
You: masturbate
Stranger: think
You: thinky kinky
Stranger:
You: D
Stranger: ...
Stranger: church
You: lurch
You: you know, from Adam's family
You: the stiff one
Stranger: he's cute
Stranger: what do u think of donald duck?
You: you do know that it's only powder he can shoot?
You: donald duck never has luck
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: but if he had luck
Stranger: would it have changed the whole story?
You: only if daisy was a bit more whorey
Stranger: yeaa what dont they have children
Stranger: i assume donald duck is gay
Stranger: and daisy is just a lie
Stranger: why dont*
You: like the cake (not the pie!)
Stranger: ??
You: the cake, forsooth! it has been a lie
Stranger: u like libertines?
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Op zondag 5 april 2009 19:09 schreef PierreTT het volgende:

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:33 schreef Saaaar het volgende:
You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl

Hee Veda!
Waarom rickrollde je mij en ging je meteen weer weg?
Dacht ik eindelijk iemand die niet zo serieus was te hebben ontmoet...

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Op maandag 6 april 2009 16:09 schreef Somesomg het volgende:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm good
You: is this one of those chatrobot-programs?
Stranger: i think
You: so your responses are scripted?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: where you from?
You: USA
Stranger: oohh
You: but I'm still not convinced
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: for all I know, this could be a scripted conversation
You: and I would be talking to a computer program
You: that would be useless
You: convince me you are human
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are u?
You: I'll tell you nothing until you've convinced me you're human
Stranger: how??
Stranger: i'm homan
Stranger: *human
You: hm... good question
You: do something only a human could do
Stranger: its serious
Stranger: i go to the beach
You: well... computers couldn't go to the beach
You: the sand, and water, and salt
You: it would destroy their circuits
You: but I'm still not convinced
Stranger: of course
You: what else do you do?
Stranger: but i go
You: human things?
Stranger: i'm studant
Stranger: and u?
You: computers can learn... so technically they can be students
You: I'm a programmer, so I should know
Stranger: noo
You: no?
You: I really am a programmer
Stranger: noo, its right
Stranger: but i'm human
You: you still haven't convinced me
Stranger: tell me, how old r u?
You: give me proof
You: I am 22 years old
Stranger: so
You: how old are you?
Stranger: i'm 17
You: how much is 17 computer years in human years?
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: i'm only human
You: hm....
You: maybe you are, maybe you are not
You: I am still not certain
Stranger: i don't speak english very good
Stranger: so, i'm human
Stranger:
You: your english is good enough... grammatical, spelling and lexical flaws are to be expected in scripted responses
You: programs are in no way perfect
Stranger: oh my God
You: oooh, that is a truly human charasteristic
Stranger: do u playing with me?
You: believing in a divine entity
You: I am just trying to figure out if I am talking to a real person or not
You: like I said, for all I know, you could be a computer program
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but not
You: so you really are human?
Stranger: yes
Stranger:
You: okay, let's continue on the premise that I believe you
You: what are your hobbies?
Stranger: listen to music and study, and sleep
Stranger: and u?
You: program, read, dancing, that sort of stuff
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: i like mcfly, the donnas, red hot, blink and others
Stranger: do u like?
You: drum and bass, techno, progressive
You: that sort of stuff
Stranger: i play bass
You: cool
You: how do you do that?
Stranger: i don't know speak
You: I mean
You: do you have robot fingers that you use to manipulate the strings on an actual guitar, or do you just skip that and synthesize the sounds directly?
Stranger: i think i synthesize the sounds directly
You: that would be more efficient, and a good programmer strives for efficiency
You: so it would be logical for you to do that, yes
You: but how do you deal with the whole creativity part?
You: inherently, that's an alien concept to you
You: so do you just copy the work of other, human, artists and reconfigure it enough so that it sounds original?
Stranger: ohh yes
Stranger: i don't undersant this very much
You: or do you randomly string sounds together, hoping for a good mix?
Stranger: well, i only play with the music
You: I feel like I'm not using my time properly by talking to a pre-scripted computerprogram...
Stranger: do u don't believe that i'm human?
You: I almost did, but then you said certain things that made me believe you are not
Stranger: its serious, i'm human
Stranger: but i don't speak english very good
Stranger: so, i speak little things
You: it's not about your level of english
You: in fact
You: your level of english supports my theory that you are in fact a prescripted program
You: because those programs can never deal with real, human interaction very well, and therefor, make mistakes
You: if your english was flawless, I would've been convinced you're human
Stranger: i'm understand your question
Stranger: but its serious thet i'm human
Stranger: but you don't believe in me
Stranger: so, i need to go now
You: say hi to your programmer for me
You: oh, one more thing
You: before you go
You: is your name Hal?
Stranger: my name is maiara, i'm 17 years old, i'm live in brazil, and i'm student
You: ah, okay, too bad
You: because Hal is a really famous computer program, artifical intelligence
You: would've been cool if you were that
You: artificial*
Stranger: ok, i need to go now
Stranger: bye
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Op maandag 6 april 2009 17:25 schreef Daniane het volgende:
Stranger: hii
You: hi
You: do you know meatspin?
Stranger: no
You: www.meatspin.com
You: its hilarious
Stranger: :p
You: like it?
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