Speciaal een account aangemaakt.. Mysterieuze Fokkert, wie zijt gij?quote:Connecting to server...
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Stranger: I just touched myself.
You: wow. i am touching myself.
Stranger: No way
You: indeed. im fucking with you.
You: not litteraly
Stranger: ldo.
Stranger: Ldo.
You: /b/tard?
Stranger: Fuck no
You: WHY NOT
Stranger: They dont believe in me.
Stranger: Better yet
You: dude. you're awesome.
Stranger: They do not believe I exist.
You: Why?
You: You are ze zon of Fritzl
Stranger: Rule 30 apparently.
Stranger: Oh thats nasteh
You: Austalian btard.
Stranger: What, me?
Stranger: Wtf, I just said Im not
Stranger: And Im surely not Australian.
You: jawohl.
Stranger: Nein.
You: oke.
You: hihi
Stranger: FOK.
You: FOK.nl
Stranger: Forum.
You: inderdaad.
Stranger: Oh nee toch hè.
Stranger: Wie nu weer
You: kud he
Stranger: Kut wel.
You: ook nog echt gewoon
You: een nederlander.
You: maarja. +1
Stranger: Wie
Stranger: Ben
Stranger: jij
You: Je ergste nachtmerrie:X
Stranger: Waarom zou ik liegen, du-ude.
Stranger: EN FUCK JOUW RULE 30
You: je had ook kunnen zeggen
You: 人
You: dan dacht ik
You: FREAKIN CHINESE
Stranger: Maar dat doe ik niet.
You: indeed.
Stranger: Nee, Brazilie.
You: wat is uw habitat.
Stranger: Nou, wie ben jij
You: Tja.
You: De ene.
Stranger: oh so funneh.
You: iknow
You: maar
Stranger: Maar
You: ja
You: waar kom je vandaan.
Stranger: Lmfao
Stranger: Hoe kun je dat nu zo ineens vragen
Stranger: Na dit
Stranger: Vanuit het niets
You: indeed. tja
You: kwaliteiten hé.
You: Niet iedereen bezit ze.
Stranger: Hè.
You: jij wel natuurlijk
Stranger: Goddamn, je klinkt als mijn broer man
Stranger: Ziek.
You: mysterieuze /b/tard
Stranger: Ik ben geen btard.
Stranger: Im not yo /b/rother.
Stranger: Schei uit
You: Potverredikkeme.
You: maar. je komt duidelijk
You: uit provincie Utrecht.
Stranger: Ja, eigenlijk niet.
You: o.
You: je komt uit
You: Nieuwegein.
Stranger: Maar jij bent overduidelijk niet in staat om er ook maar één normale zin uit te krijgen
Stranger: Chapeau hoor.
Stranger: Ja, nee
You: o.
You: kud man
Stranger: Very much so.
You: maar
You: HOEST NOE DOAN.
You: DONDERZ.
Stranger: Ik wist het wel
Stranger: Drenthe!
You: neejo
Stranger: Heus wel.
You: Dat is een van mijn
You: typetjes.
Stranger: Fokusername, nu.
You: ik heb geen Fok
You: ik boycot ze.
Stranger: Wel.
You: Ik kan er wel één voor je aanmaken.
Stranger: Ik heb honger.
Stranger: Doeg.
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Best goed gelukt.quote:Stranger: Hi.
You: Hello my child. I am GOD, you may ask me ONE question, GO!
Stranger: Euhm, let me think!
You: Not for too long
You: God is in a hurry
Stranger: Okay, okay.
Stranger: Can you transform me into a fish? 8D
You: I can. But I won't.
Stranger: Why not?
You: That is another question.
Stranger: .. Damn.
You: What kind of fish do you prefer.
Stranger: A goldfish.
You: Dude. You're so Dutch.
Stranger: How do you know?
You: Omdat ik God ben.
Stranger: :")
Stranger: HAHAH. :"D
You: Mensen vinden dit vreemd.
Stranger: Ja, nogal. o.o
You: Maar het is dagelijkse koek.
Stranger: Hoe deed je dat?
You: Tja.
You: Wil je het echt weten.
Stranger: Ja. XD
You: Nou.
You: Alleen Nederlanders hebben goudvissen als dieren.
You: Geen enkel achterlijk volkje heeft die oranje rotbeesten in huis.
Stranger: ... A-ha.
Stranger: Hm.. Indrukwekkend, hoor. 8D
You: Maar voor de rest ben ik gewoon God hoor.
You: Ik weet namelijk ook
Stranger: Okay.
You: Dat je een FOK-account hebt
Stranger: HA, FOUT.
Stranger: Fail, fail.
You: Nee. Ontkennen heeft geen zin.
Stranger: Maar het is zo.
You: God ziet alles.
Stranger: Dan heeft God behoefte aan een betere opticien.
You: Inderdaad. God is oud aan het worden.
Stranger: Dat bedoel ik maar.
You: Ik zie je bijvoorbeeld nu ook niet meer
You: Terwijl ik de hele tijd op u neerkeek.
You: Waar zijt gij onderdaan?
Stranger: Uhm, geen idee.
Stranger: Stiekem sta ik achter je met een bijl.
You: Spreek zijne Goddelijkheid niet tegen.
You: Kan niet. Ik zweef.
Stranger: Dan ZWEEF ik achter je met een bijl.
You: Kan niet. Alleen ik zweef.
You: Sommige beweren dat andere ook zweven.
You: Engeltjes enzovoort.
You: Maar dat is een hoax.
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Angels never learn to say goodbyeee. Toevallig.
You: Toevallig is relatief
You: Toeval bestaat niet.
Stranger: Dus jij regelt alles? 8D
You: Nee. Maar in het Grote Natuurwetten Boek
You: Staat beschreven
You: Dat toeval niet bestaat.
Stranger: Hm, op die fiets.
Stranger: Nou, ik vind van wel.
You: Ik creërde het, jullie voeren het uit.
You: Niet altijd naar wens.
You: Maar wat kan ik er aan doen.
Stranger: Hm. xD
Stranger: Spijtig.
You: Misschien maar een paar mensen naar Lucifer sturen.
Stranger: Zou wellicht werken.
Stranger: Je kunt 't altijd proberen, hè.
You: Achja. Ik moet die man ook wat mensen gunnen hé.
You: God moet weer verder.
Stranger: Oja, want je had haast, hè.
You: Er zijn door de lengte van die gesprek 2.000 mensen gestorven aan AIDS
You: Reken je dat maar aan.
Stranger: En dat is wel zo sociaal van je. n_n
Stranger: En dat ligt niet aan 't gesprek.
You: Inmiddels 2.200
Stranger: :"D
You: Eerst lang Zimbabwe
Stranger: Jouw schuld, niet de mijne.
You: Daarna via Gambon naar Soedan
Stranger: Je hebt het er maar druk mee..
You: Het gaat u goed trouwe dienaar.
Stranger: Succes ermee. XD
You: Dit gesprek verschijnd straks trouwens op FOK. Kan je het even teruglezen.
Stranger: HAHA. :"D
You: Später.
Stranger: 'Juus.
You: 2.400...
Stranger: :"D
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You: WTF What year is it?!!!!11111!!!!!!!!
Stranger: what that mean?
You: im from the future
You: i supposed to be in 2009
You: but im stuck with my time machine in 3843
Stranger: you're right
You: shit
You: help me
Stranger: i'm sory
Stranger: how could i help you
You: i dont know
You: i tried to call 911
You: but they laughed at me and called me an epic n00b
Stranger: oh i'm sorry but i gotta goTT really sorry
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You: i have aids
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You: WTF
You: NO I DONT WANT A BAMI WITH TJAPTJOI
You: I WANT FUYUNGHAI
You: what a bad service...
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Stranger: hi
You: k, if you gonna disconnect me im gonna fall off the roof
Stranger: 19 m portugal
Stranger: u?
You: 16 m spain
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you know who i am?
You: no?
Stranger: you want me
Stranger: to tell you
Stranger: who i am?
You: yes!
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You: you scared me
Stranger: im sorry, i scare my self aswel
Stranger: looking at mirror
Stranger: =(
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You: FUCK USA
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: You know nothing about the country
You: dude, cool down im just joking
You: im american by myself :/
Stranger: It's governemt is a bloted piece of shit, but like half of the people are cool
Stranger: im from cali
You: virginia
You: haha
Stranger: ehh, that state sucks
Stranger: later
You: well
You: we dont have mexicans here
You: HAH
Stranger: I like mexicans
You: wow
Stranger: what is your problem with mexicans?
You: and you were defending america? :/
You: whats wrong with you man?
Stranger: Mexicans gave us tex-mex food and suicidal tendancys
Stranger: the band
Stranger: What's wrong with me?
You: emo?
Stranger: If you have no mexicans in virginia, then how can you hate them?
You: tv
You:
You: and the internet
You: and south pakr
You: park*
You: k
Stranger: you can only hate that which you truly know, and once you gain understanding into another's situation, you gain insight into their problems
You: okay
Stranger: south park is a comedy, on tv
You: should i hate holland then?
Stranger: it's made by people who want to make dumbasses laugh
You: with their legal drugs and hoes
You: k
Stranger: no, have you ever spoken to someone from holland?
You: dude
You: you are on omegale
You: dont take me serious
Stranger: I was talking with this chick from holland this morning, she was cool
You: really?
Stranger: I know, this is me trolling you with logic
Stranger: dumbass
You: disconnect me now please T.T
Stranger: yeah
You: congrats
Stranger: seriously, mexicans?
Stranger: wtf?
You: Caliboy T.T
Stranger: the game
Stranger: later
You: yay
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You: Hi
You: So
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/USA
Stranger: 14 m usa
Stranger: horny?
You: wat?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey Mike
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i seem to have forgotten your name
You: I't me, god
You: *It's
Stranger: oh hi god
Stranger: i haven't talked to you in a while
You: Hello my child
Stranger: why are you on omegle?
You: Because there are no black people on the internet
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you don't like black people?
You: I do, but most of them wine to me about food
You: and I don't like beggars
Stranger: oh i see
You: So I go online and they are not here
You: If they would they could sell their computer for food.
Stranger: oh
You: So there would be no need to wine about it
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: ok ive gotta go have wild sex with prostitutes and kill inisent people
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En daar geloofde je iets van?quote:Op woensdag 28 oktober 2009 15:39 schreef Quyxz_ het volgende:
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You: hi i am searching for people from paupua new guinea
Stranger: how's your search then?
You: i ask you
Stranger: I'm not from new guinea
Stranger: :s
You: shit
You: i need them for an investigation
You: about the evolution of the human specie
Stranger: okay. i know you'll disconnect
Stranger: bye then :|
You: no
You: maybe you arfe from another interesting country
Stranger: philippines, eh?
You: ah they are also on an island
You: they are isolated and that gives a unique evolution of specie
Stranger: why don't you search it on the internet?
Stranger: no idea 'bout what ur talking 'bout
You: are you parents and grandparents also from the philipines
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: ok that means that your a full philipino
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: hmm?
You: may i ask you some questions,maybe i use them for my promotion to doctor
Stranger: sure
You: u will be on the first page of my lectur
You: e
Stranger: okay then
You: what is the size between your big toe and your second toe
Stranger: just like yours
You: i can use that, because monkeys have a very big distance over there so then i can see the how close yo are to the monkeys
Stranger: ok...hmm. i don't know its perfect size? :s
Stranger: medium? lol
You: ok that is pretty unique, that is probably because all your parents and grandparents were from the same isle
You: that is some great new information for my lecture
Stranger: thank you
You: i think this is big news in the biological world
Stranger: yeah, i think so
Stranger: any questions?
You: well thanks a lot for you information, can i get your name to add to my list of sources (a fake name is allowed)
Stranger: alexandria beatrice angeles
Stranger: that's my real name
You: ok ty
You: i will leave now to find someone from papua new guinea
You: bye bye
Stranger: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: goodluck
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