VOORSCHRIFT COMMANDANT
Artikel 1
De commandant heeft altijd gelijk.
Artikel 2
Mocht de commandant ongelijk hebben, dan treedt onmiddellijk artikel 1 in werking.
Artikel 3
Als er noch van artikel 1, noch van artikel 2 sprake is en de commandant weet iets niet, dan treedt artikel 4 in werking.
Artikel 4
Het zal na het lezen van de Bijbel overduidelijk zijn dat de commandant alles weet.
Artikel 5
Als de commandant door een intelligente opmerking in verlegenheid wordt gebracht (wat onwaarschijnlijk lijkt), heeft de commandant te allen tijde het recht zich te beroepen op artikel 6.
Artikel 6
Intelligente opmerkingen staan voor de commandant gelijk aan subversieve activiteiten. De commandant raadplege hiervoor het Wetboek van Militair Strafrecht.
Artikel 7
Bij de commandant kan iedereen altijd terecht met zijn persoonlijke problemen. De commandant zal iedereen vriendelijk en vol begrip tegemoet treden en verenigt zodoende in zich de vader, de moeder en de geestelijk leidsman. Wanneer de commandant weigert deze rol te spelen, heeft hij persoonlijke problemen.
Artikel 8
De commandant heeft geen persoonlijke problemen. Zijn taak bij de krijgsmacht geeft hem een zo grote innerlijke bevrediging, dat er geen ruimte overblijft voor onbenullige privé-moeilijkheden.
Artikel 9
De commandant deinst nergens voor terug. Hij is aspirant-held en zal dat bij de eerste de beste gelegenheid bewijzen. Bovendien is hij overal voor verzekerd en tegen ingeënt.
Artikel 10
Eerste opgave van wijziging: artikel 2 tot en met 10 vervallen bij beschikking commandant. Wijziging artikel 1: De commandant heeft gelijk en krijgt anders toch wel zijn zin.
Replace the enemy's flags and standards with our own.
Mix the captured chariots with our own, treat the captured soldiers well.
This is called defeating the enemy and increasing our strength. ?
Therefore, the important thing in doing battle is victory, not protracted warfare. ?
Therefore, a general who understands warfare is the guardian of people's lives, and the ruler of the nation's security.
ik kende hem al.. maar blijft mooi
In the beginning was the word, and the word was God. In the beginning was God and all else was darkness and void, and without form, so God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun and the moon, and the stars, so that light might pierce the darkness. The Earth, God divided between the land and the sea and these He filled with many assorted creatures.
And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors. And he dressed them accordingly. The had little trousers that looked like bells at the bottom. And their shirts had cute little flaps on them, and they wore funny looking hats. He gave them long sideburns and beards, nicknamed them "squids", and banished them to a lifetime at sea, so normal folks would not have to associate with them. To further identify these unloved creatures, He called them "petty" and "commodore" instead of titles worthy of red-blooded men.
And the flaky creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in His eye, and a sense of humor only He can have, God made their trousers too short and their covers too large. He also made their pockets oversized, so that they may warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them badges in quantities only a dime store owner could appreciate. And he gave them emblems and crests and all sorts of shiny things that glittered, and devices that dangled. (When you are God you tend to get carried away.)
On the 6th day, God thought about creating some air creatures for which he designed a Greyhound bus driver's uniform. He discarded this idea during the first week, and it was not until years later that some apostles resurrected this theme and established what we now know as the "wild blue yonder wonders".
And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested. But on the 8th day, at 0530, God looked down upon Earth and was not happy. God was just not happy! So He thought about His labors, and in His divine wisdom, God created a divine creature. And this He called Marine. And the Marines, who God created in His own image, were to be of the air, and of the land, and of the sea. And these He gave many wonderful uniforms. some were green, and some were blue with red trim. And in the early days, some were even a beautiful tan. He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so they could wage war against the forces of Satan and the evil. He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training. And He gave them evening and dress uniforms.....sharp and stylish, handsome things, so they may promenade with their ladies on Saturday night and impress everybody. He also gave them swords, so that people who were not impressed could be dealt with accordingly.
And at the end of the 8th day, God looked down upon the Earth and saw that it was good. But was God happy? No! God was still not happy. Because in the course of his labors, He had forgotten one thing. He did not have a Marine uniform for himself. But He thought about it, and thought about it, and finally satisfied Himself in knowing that, well.......................not everybody can be a MARINE!!!
quote:
Through the great spaces of the sky;
Be with them traversing the air
In darkening storms or sunshine fair.
Thou who dost keep with tender might
The balanced birds in all their flight,
Thou of the tempered winds, be near,
That, having Thee, they know no fear.
Control their minds with instinct fit
What time, adventuring, they quit
The firm security of land;
Grant steadfast eye and skillful hand.
Aloft in solitudes of space,
Uphold them with Thy saving grace.
O God, protect the men who fly
Through lonely ways beneath the sky.
(Vliegergebed, ook bekend als The Air Force Hymn)
. Nouja, in iets andere context dan maar jullie begrijpen vast wel wat ik bedoel .
quote:Op maandag 13 april 2009 22:43 schreef Rave_NL het volgende:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Dutch marines, there is no doubt! Thank you mirror, roger out!
