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ruide: hey chris, stop fuckin cybering and let me show you something
cyph33r: what
cyph33r: i dont cyber cockbite, i have a gf
ruide: haha
cyph33r: what did you want to show me
ruide: i made an account on that scrabble website you go to
ruide: bubblegal_14
cyph33r: wtf
cyph33r: omg fuck you you fucking prick
ruide: chrisharker: i slide two fingers into your tight asshole
cyph33r: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT YOU KNOW THAT
cyph33r: I FUCKING HATE YOU
ruide: chrisharker: i've never done this before, am i doing it right?
cyph33r: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:42 schreef Quir het volgende:
Kinderchatboxen.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:42 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
zegt laatst een breezah tegen me in een PM

zullen we cyberen?

WTF!?!? zullen we cyberen? WTF is dat..
bleek dus dat ze op msn ofzo wou gaan typen hoe ze me wou neuken terwijl ze met haar vingertjes in haar natte poesje zat.



of neuk wel of neuk niet... maar jeez dit is toch wel heel 1999 zeg maar!

Klacht
Breezahs die voorstellen om te cyberen

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:45 schreef Krentenbol. het volgende:
Iedereen TS PM'en of hij wil cyberen!

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:46 schreef Herald het volgende:

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:45 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:
Is dit echt gebeurd?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:46 schreef Herald het volgende:

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:42 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:
zegt laatst een breezah tegen me in een PM

zullen we cyberen?

WTF!?!? zullen we cyberen? WTF is dat..
bleek dus dat ze op msn ofzo wou gaan typen hoe ze me wou neuken terwijl ze met haar vingertjes in haar natte poesje zat.



of neuk wel of neuk niet... maar jeez dit is toch wel heel 1999 zeg maar!

Klacht
Breezahs die voorstellen om te cyberen

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:50 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:
je hebt toch ook zoen fleshlight (nepkut) die je in je usb-poort kan pluggen.... en dan kun je allemaal verschillende kutjes in uploaden Zit je wat een nepkut te neuken tegen je beeldscherm aan.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:50 schreef Olep het volgende:

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Natuurlijk.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:52 schreef MissyMirjaM het volgende:

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en jij stelt niet voor om morgen maar gelijk af te spreken, amateur

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:50 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:
je hebt toch ook zoen fleshlight (nepkut) die je in je usb-poort kan pluggen.... en dan kun je allemaal verschillende kutjes in uploaden Zit je wat een nepkut te neuken tegen je beeldscherm aan.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:55 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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volgens mij was ze nog vrij onervaren.... ik heb liever een vrouw die niet gelijk begint te bloeden en waar je niet alles aan uit hoeft te leggen...

wat doe je morgen?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef Da_p00pb0x het volgende:
Blood Ninja

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef Da_p00pb0x het volgende:
Blood Ninja

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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dude srsly?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:57 schreef MissyMirjaM het volgende:

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euhm, heb nachtdienst

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:57 schreef MissyMirjaM het volgende:

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euhm, heb nachtdienst

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:00 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:

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ja serieus.
Je had toch pasgeleden die actie van FOK! waarbij je een fleshlight kon winnen ? Toen ben ik gaan googlen en kwam er zoene tegen.
Ik zit nu op me werk dus kan het niet voor je doen: Probeer eens Fleshlight + USB.

Wanneer je resultaat hebt hoor ik het wel

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:03 schreef chatter het volgende:
En was dat vóór of nádat je een topic over haar geopend hebt voor een wallpaper ?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:00 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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Girl: Hi
*knip*

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:01 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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ben je dan te moe om te neuken?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:09 schreef marcel-o het volgende:
hmmz, als een breezah dat vraagt, en ze heb een webcam (wepscan in t tokkies ) dan zie ik geen probleem.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:10 schreef Runx het volgende:
ja hmmmmm pixelsex

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:46 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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ik zeg net op fok een PM .. dus welkom in dezelfde kinderchatbox

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:01 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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ben je dan te moe om te neuken?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:06 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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na

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef Da_p00pb0x het volgende:
Blood Ninja

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:22 schreef debbie_19 het volgende:
Barra..dude

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:26 schreef Breathtaking het volgende:
Zullen we cyberen ?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:50 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:
je hebt toch ook zoen fleshlight (nepkut) die je in je usb-poort kan pluggen.... en dan kun je allemaal verschillende kutjes in uploaden Zit je wat een nepkut te neuken tegen je beeldscherm aan.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef Da_p00pb0x het volgende:
Blood Ninja

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:08 schreef Krentenbol. het volgende:

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Wil je nu nog niet cyberen?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:00 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:26 schreef Breathtaking het volgende:
Zullen we cyberen ?

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef Da_p00pb0x het volgende:
Blood Ninja

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:40 schreef Wouser het volgende:

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wtf

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:57 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:

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Kent niemand die dan
OMG. Ik wor te oud. Klote jeugdigen hier

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:00 schreef BarraCupraCuda het volgende:

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Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 13:56 schreef Da_p00pb0x het volgende:
Blood Ninja

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 15:03 schreef Maringo het volgende:

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Geweldig om die weer eens te zien

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Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week

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Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 15:02 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:

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OMG lig dubbel hier

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:57 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:

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Kent niemand die dan
OMG. Ik wor te oud. Klote jeugdigen hier

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 15:37 schreef MouzurX het volgende:

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Kende je dat cyber verhaaltje dan nog niet?
Klote oudjes hier

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Op woensdag 3 december 2008 14:57 schreef de_boswachter het volgende:

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Kent niemand die dan
OMG. Ik wor te oud. Klote jeugdigen hier

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bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.