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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 09:43 schreef Scoobysnacks het volgende:
Jezus dat is eng, ik wou dat net posten! Maar dan zonder paint en zo.

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 09:40 schreef padlarf het volgende:
Ongegronde klacht. Het betrof hier een duikbootkapitein met een gedragsstoornis!

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 09:55 schreef afcajos het volgende:
Wil je er over praten painten?

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 10:52 schreef Jayveel het volgende:
en die Nederlanders die het verschil niet weten tussen to come en to cum.

jesj jesj, ai am cumming toe joe tomorrow efternoon

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 10:34 schreef Gluckskafer het volgende:
groetjes,
Smart Meets

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 10:52 schreef Jayveel het volgende:
en die Nederlanders die het verschil niet weten tussen to come en to cum.

jesj jesj, ai am cumming toe joe tomorrow efternoon

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 11:59 schreef Stommie het volgende:
duitsers die engels gaan lullen zijn nog veel erger!

German Coast guard trainee

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 10:31 schreef elfzesendertig het volgende:
Net als: Birsday

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There was once a poor woodchopper. "This woodchopping", he said one day to his woman, "there sits no dry bread in it. I work myself an accident the whole day, but you and our twelve children have not to eat".
"I see the future dark in", his woman agreed.
"We must see to fit a sleeve on it", the woodchopper resumed; "I have a plan: tomorrow we shall go on step with the children, and then, in the middle of the wood, we'll leave them to their fate over".
His woman almost went off her little stick when she heard this. "What is there with you on the hand?" she cried, "aren't you good sob?"
But the woodchopper wasn't brought off his piece by her wailing, he gave no shrink. "It cannot differ to me what you think", he said. "There sits nothing else on, tomorrow we leave them in the wood".

Little Thumbkin, the youngest son, had listened off hit parents' conversation. The next morning before day and dew he went out and filled his pockets with pebbles. During the walk into the wood he knew unmarked-up to drop them one by one. Then the parents told the children to sprockle some wood, and shined the plate.
When the parents didn't come for the day anymore, the children understood that they had been left in the stitch. Soon the waterlanders appeared. But Thumbkin said: "Don't sit down by your packages, I will sorrow for it that we all get home wholeskins". Thank be the pebbles, he was able to find his way back.

"By God", the parents said as they came to foreshine, "how have you ragged him that?".
"No art on", said Thumbkin and explained what he had done. "If you want to be rid of us you will have to stand up a bit earlier".
That is just what the parents did. This time there came no pebbles on the pass, all Thumbkin had was a piece of dry bread. He decided that his bread there then but must believe to it. He left a trail of breadcrumbs but he didn't have it in the holes that they were being made soldier by the birds.

His parents departed with the Northern sun, as on the day before, but this time Thumbkin soon touched rid of the trail. What now? Good counsel was expensive. The sun was already under, it was raining pipestems and the crying stood Little Thumbkin nearer than the laughing. At last he saw a tiny light through the trees; it turned out to be a house.

The lady who stood them to word was a giantess. She gave them what to eat but Little Thumbkin received the feeling that something wasn't fluff. He had understood that the giantess' man, the giant, was a people-eater who would see no bone in devouring them. If we do not pass up, he thought, we shall be the cigar; as soon as they saw their chance clean they took the legs and smeared him.

When the giant came home, he sniffed the air and bellowed: "I smell people-flesh! Woman, why have you let them go there from through? Bring me my seven-league boots, I go them behind after!"
He was about to haul the children in, but, wonder above wonder, just then he decided to lie down in order to snap a little owl.
"Shoot up, help me!" Thumbkin said to his brothers as soon as the giant lay there pipping, "we must see to make him his seven-league boots off-handy."
They squeezed him like an old thief but they went ahead and knew him to draw his boots out. "Now we must make that we come away!", Little Thumbkin gasped. He put on the boots and quickly made himself out of the feet, carrying his brothers along. Also, he had seen chance to roll the giant's pockets and pick in all his gold pieces.

"How have you boxed that before each other?" cried Thumbkin's parents in amazement when he showed up.
"It was a pod-skin", said Little Thumbkin modestly "I may be small but I stand my little man. And look, I have also brought a lot of poon. We used not to be able to allow ourselves billy-goat's leaps, but now we have our sheep on the dry. We will never come anything too short again! I shall be able to buy myself a nail-suit at last! And woody- stringy."
"And I a soup-dress", cried his mother, "they are you of it these days."
"Great", his father exulted, "I shall buy us a motor-car."
That afternoon he came riding to the fore in a sleigh of a wagon.
"I seem to be having trouble riding straight out", Thumbkin's father complained.
"Thank you the cuckoo", his woman said, "you have a piece in your collar. You have him around again. I shall stop you in bed."
The next day all the children were stuck in the clothes as well. In her new soup-dress, mother looked a cleanliness. After that, they moved to The Hague, where they bought a chest of a house on the New Explanation, and they lived still long and lucky.

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 12:04 schreef captain.lefteye het volgende:

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German Coast guard trainee

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 11:59 schreef Stommie het volgende:
duitsers die engels gaan lullen zijn nog veel erger!

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 10:31 schreef elfzesendertig het volgende:
Net als: Birsday

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Op zondag 6 juli 2008 19:09 schreef BobbyB het volgende:

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Hallmark (geloof ik) had ooit zo'n kaart die daar een grapje over maakte.

Was dit plaatje

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En dan stond op de andere kant "Happy Burstday"

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Op zondag 6 juli 2008 20:18 schreef Krambo het volgende:
Ik heb ooit eens dit boekje kado gekregen, geweldig om te lezen

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Op zondag 6 juli 2008 21:22 schreef wikwakka2 het volgende:
joe hef a greet kok, de meal was delicious.

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Op zaterdag 5 juli 2008 09:10 schreef MLF het volgende:
Aaaaaaaaaaargggghhhhhhhhhh

van de week weer zo'n droplul op tv die ' think' uitspreekt als sink en thank you als senk joe

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Op maandag 7 juli 2008 00:55 schreef Cruise.Elroy het volgende:
Allemaal zeiken over anderen, terwijl Nederlanders sowieso een enorm kut-accent hebben.

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Op maandag 7 juli 2008 10:29 schreef Ruzbeh het volgende:
Vreselijk. Nederlanders die geen fatsoenlijk Engels kunnen spreken...

Vooral think ja. Of sink of tink. Alsof 'tttthhhhhhh' zo moeilijk is. ZUCHT!

Leuke grap die een leraar me vertelde (althans, ik vind 'm leuk):

Bij een soort feestje of bijeenkomst heb je een Nederlander en een Engelsman die elkaar tegenkomen. De Engelse gozer vraagt aan de Nederlander: "Hello, what do you do for a living?" Zegt de Nederlander: "Ik fok horses." Krijgt een reactie terug, "Ik beg your pardon!?" Antwoord de Nederlander: "Ah yes, paarden!"

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Op maandag 7 juli 2008 10:11 schreef BobbyB het volgende:

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Lang niet allemaal hoor, maar de meeste wel. Vriendin van mij spreekt vloeiend Engels. Zelfs zo goed dat vele Britten denken dat ze ook echt uit Engeland komt.

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Op zondag 6 juli 2008 20:18 schreef Krambo het volgende:
Ik heb ooit eens dit boekje kado gekregen, geweldig om te lezen