We do not ship to the Netherlands #3

Eby is stom

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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
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Well...
23:04:01 CustomerDinges
My neighbour just bought a brand new Volvo
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and he's going on vacation next week
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So I wondered If I could order the key for his car, so I can 'borrow' it
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If you know what I mean
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I'm serious
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I won't tell
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Hello?

Ze zijn op dit moment eens tuk minder spraakzaam dan een half jaartje geleden

*knip*
11:29:28 PM AgentNapier
when is the exact year of manufacturing of your vehicle please?
11:29:46 PM CustomerNetherlands
1989
11:31:45 PM AgentNapier
ok
11:34:02 PM CustomerNetherlands
Hello?
11:38:27 PM CustomerNetherlands
helllooo?
11:39:52 PM AgentNapier
yes you can still put that one
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have a great one appelsjap
11:48:10 PM AgentNapier
we do not ship to Netherlands
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people of Netherlands
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Hello Napier
11:56:15 PM AgentNapier
good bye
11:56:18 PM CustomerTheNetherlands
what?
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Katrina: Hello. How may I assist you?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Hello, I'm having trouble with my tax returns.
Katrina: Exactly what sort of trouble?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Well I have been paying taxes for my Volvo, which happened to be too much.
Katrina: Taxes on a vehicle?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Indeed, or have I been ripped of?
Katrina: I would have no way of knowing that. TaxBrain is for doing income tax returns and has nothing to do with vehicles.
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Oh, that's just great.
Katrina: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Tell me, by the way, how do you feel about being named after a hurricane?
henkieboy@hotmail.com: Did your mother not love you?
Katrina: I'm not.

You are now chatting with Katrina. Please be patient as Katrina may be assisting more than one customer.
Katrina: Welcome Back. What else can I assist you with?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Damn, that's just sneaky.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Do you do all the customers yourself?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: And I meant "do" in an non-sexual way.
Katrina: Yes.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: What, seriously? Poor girl, how's the job?
Katrina: Did you need assistance with a return you're preparing here on TaxBrain?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Well, that depends. What assistance can you offer?
Katrina: Technical support using the web site.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Ah, very well.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: In that cas I would like some technical support.
Katrina: Also, it is for US based returns only.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: *case, pardon me.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: What, US?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: You don't ship to the Netherlands?
Katrina: No.
Syheriat@hotmail.com: Then how the fuck am I going to get my Volvo refund?
Syheriat@hotmail.com: YOU FREAKING NAZI'S MAN, YOU FREAKING NAZI'S


Damn, dat mens werkt alleen ofzo

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Op vrijdag 27 juni 2008 02:47 schreef KillerRabbit75 het volgende:


2:41:01 kattenkut
I'm loeking for a caravan, I'm frum se Netherlands

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Ik hoop dat hij de system admin gaat lastigvallen Jammer dat ik het vervolg niet kan zien..

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This is Jack, do you copy?
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I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
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This is serious intel, government issues.
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First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
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Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
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i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
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You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
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you in a site for an auto parts sir
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Oh my god, how did this happen
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I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
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is there anything else?
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If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 11:54 schreef James1988 het volgende:
Het duurde even voor ik doorhad dat dat geen systeemberichten waren - pas bij www.google.com zag ik het xD

mooi Het is dus overtuigend genoeg... Ik had eigenlijk wat anders moeten zeggen dan google.. Maar ik wist zo snel niks te bedenken

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:

verhaal

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:50 schreef James1988 het volgende:

[..]

http://health.live.com

Wat dacht je van: http://www.fbi.gov ?

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
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This is Jack, do you copy?
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yes sir
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Are we on a secure line?
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yes sir
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we are
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are we connected sir?
12:18:11 CustomerJack
I'm sorry Faith, there's alot going on here. Pardon my late response. I need a person who i can trust. Can i trust you?
12:18:37 CustomerJack
This is serious intel, government issues.
12:18:54 AgentFaith
yes sir
12:19:04 AgentFaith
how can i help you sir?
12:20:31 CustomerJack
First of all, why does it say 'Agent typing..' underneath my typingscreen? I need to know whether you're a real agent or not. This information is national security. I can't trust a normal person, so Faith: are you a real agent, can i trust you?
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yes sir we are
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you are in live help
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you can even see the logo of the secured site sir
12:24:06 CustomerJack
Alright. I trust you Faith. Currently terrorists are plotting to assassinate the president of the United States. We need to prevail. Will you be my wingman (or woman)?
12:24:55 AgentFaith
i think sir you are in a wrong site sir
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation
12:27:10 AgentFaith
everything is documented
12:27:15 AgentFaith
is there anything else?
12:28:20 CustomerJack
If this intel hits the public, outrage of the population is our last worry.
12:29:00 AgentFaith
sorry about that sir
12:29:02 CustomerJack
I'll be contacting an other Live Support chat in order to find a real agent. Thank you for your help.
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but everything goes in here sir will be always and done only here
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hoop dat dit verzonnen is want in amerika zijn ze niet zo happig op dit soort grapjes

Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 13:21 schreef Life het volgende:
Omijngod, hopelijk heeft Nederland geen uitleveringscontract met de VS

Whehe, het was wel precies van dat 24 taalgebruik

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
SystemSystem
-chatlog-

Geniaal die laatste!

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Op dinsdag 11 november 2008 12:31 schreef Life het volgende:
12:25:06 CustomerJack
You are an agent, right?
12:25:25 AgentFaith
yes sir, but not as what you are thinking of
12:25:34 AgentFaith
you in a site for an auto parts sir
12:25:45 CustomerJack
Oh my god, how did this happen
12:26:11 CustomerJack
Please keep this information private for anyone else, if this intel gets leaked, we're in serious danger
12:26:39 CustomerJack
I need to know whether you guys keep logfiles of this conversation

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Op maandag 10 november 2008 22:32 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:

[..]

je voelt jezelf grappig terwijl je totaal geen toegevoegde waarde hebt hier: dat van dat stuur is a-grappig en dat van je chineesbestelling is pure copy/paste van andere posts...

zo! ben jij ff goed in lezen, dat is idd gecopied ja!

gelukkig ben jij hier wel van toegevoegde waarde met je 'a-grappig' mooiboy praat

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hi welcome to chat support, how may I help you?
19:39:47 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hi
19:40:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
i am looking for some parts for my volvo v90 (1998) do you have the ditributer belt?
19:40:20 AgentJayson
let me check
19:40:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
ok
19:40:55 AgentJayson
I do apologize we don’t have the part you are looking right now, however we might have some of the other parts that you need.
19:41:00 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hmm
19:41:03 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you got something i could use instead?
19:41:12 CustomerFernandes Slower
or the gear box
19:41:16 CustomerFernandes Slower
ive been searching the entire web for it
19:41:50 AgentJayson
let me check for the universal ones. where are you located by the way?
19:43:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
New york
19:43:30 AgentJayson
ok,please hold a moment
19:43:52 CustomerFernandes Slower
Is this a bot or am i actually talking to a person
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you are talking to real person
19:45:01 CustomerFernandes Slower
Ok
19:45:08 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you have the gear box
19:45:50 AgentJayson
this is a live help, real person. unfortunatey upon cehcking, we do not have gear box and Distributor Belt that will work,
19:45:55 AgentJayson
I would suggest contacting your local dealer or please check it back with us again at a later date for the availability.
19:46:10 CustomerFernandes Slower
Hmm ok
19:46:15 CustomerFernandes Slower
I have another request
19:46:26 CustomerFernandes Slower
Do you sell battery
19:46:28 CustomerFernandes Slower
for volvo v90
19:46:40 AgentJayson
we do not have it also
19:46:45 CustomerFernandes Slower
man what do you have...
19:46:50 CustomerFernandes Slower
thought you were a superstore
19:47:25 AgentJayson
we might have some of the other parts that you need.
19:47:34 AgentJayson
just provide me the list you need and i will look them for you
19:47:38 CustomerFernandes Slower
do you got left
19:47:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
front
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and back wing?
19:48:05 AgentJayson
we do not have them also. sorry.
19:48:16 CustomerFernandes Slower
could you directly send it to me when u got it
19:48:34 AgentJayson
our affiliated sites and us have the same warehouses, we regret to suggest but contacting your local dealer..
19:48:35 CustomerFernandes Slower
like by DHL
19:48:39 CustomerFernandes Slower
(pay at door)
19:49:06 CustomerFernandes Slower
Can i order them and pay right now and u send them when they arrive at your stock
19:49:40 AgentJayson
we do not do back orders, we'll just inform you on your e-mail so we can e-mail you if we have them already.
19:49:55 CustomerFernandes Slower
Alright
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Thanks
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You arewelcome.
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Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
19:50:36 CustomerFernandes Slower
Wait do you have my e-mail
19:50:52 CustomerFernandes Slower
****@hotmail.com
19:51:20 AgentJayson
thank you. we will contact you asap.
19:51:29 CustomerFernandes Slower
Ok if you won't im coming back
19:51:33 CustomerFernandes Slower
and i will get mad
19:51:41 CustomerFernandes Slower
Bye jayson for now
CustomerFernandes Slower
Oh
19:52:20 CustomerFernandes Slower
Forgot
19:52:21 AgentJayson
bye. have a good day.
19:52:22 CustomerFernandes Slower
Thanks for helping
19:52:29 CustomerFernandes Slower
You are really nice assister
19:52:35 CustomerFernandes Slower
other assister not helped me
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thanks alot
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my kids say "bye jayson"
19:53:01 AgentJayson
ok. bye.