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Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:40:59
vleesboom
I sinserly hope you can
1:41:42
vleesboom
i would like to order a part for my unicycle
1:42:31
Josephine
which parts exactly please?
1:43:58
vleesboom
the little thingy on the top of the other thingy on the innerside of the tube
1:45:07
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:45:31
vleesboom
he doesn't do unicycle's
1:45:57
Josephine
we dont neither
1:47:41
vleesboom
but it is a thingy that's also used on other thingy's
1:48:12
vleesboom
it's little and black
1:48:41
vleesboom
it on the top of the thingy for letting air in and out
1:49:10
vleesboom
i missed after i cycled to my work yesterday
1:49:17
Josephine
sorry
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Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:49:43
vleesboom
me dad also had this thingy on his volvo
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Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:40:59
vleesboom
I sinserly hope you can
1:41:42
vleesboom
i would like to order a part for my unicycle
1:42:31
Josephine
which parts exactly please?
1:43:58
vleesboom
the little thingy on the top of the other thingy on the innerside of the tube
1:45:07
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:45:31
vleesboom
he doesn't do unicycle's
1:45:57
Josephine
we dont neither
1:47:41
vleesboom
but it is a thingy that's also used on other thingy's
1:48:12
vleesboom
it's little and black
1:48:41
vleesboom
it on the top of the thingy for letting air in and out
1:49:10
vleesboom
i missed after i cycled to my work yesterday
1:49:17
Josephine
sorry
1:49:22
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:49:43
vleesboom
me dad also had this thingy on his volvo
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Is het babi pangang grapje al voorbij gekomen? 
Was die kerel die telefoons verkocht nou iemand van fok of niet destijds?
Geen btw rekenen enzo
Was die kerel die telefoons verkocht nou iemand van fok of niet destijds?
Geen btw rekenen enzo
Bewijst weer eens dat het een helpdesk is geplaats in India.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:19 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
4:18:15 PM mrgreen
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
Weet iemand z'n kant en klare goede proxy proggie? Ik vind alleen maar bagger shit dat ervoor zorgt dat ik de chat niet in kan .
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Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:56:17 Customerklaas
yesterday i crashed with my car and i need some new parts
11:56:54 Customerklaas
but there is one problem do you ship to the galapagos islands
11:57:32 AgentNancy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:58:26 Customerklaas
but i need it i'm the only volvo on this island
12:00:24 Customerklaas
hi i don't like it when you don't answer
12:00:57 AgentNancy
Sorry we do not ship Internationally
12:01:24 Customerklaas
but i need otherwise i can't get to my work and my night club
12:01:28 Customerklaas
my wife
12:01:40 Customerklaas
please help
12:02:40 Customerklaas
can i speak with the manager
12:03:07 AgentNancy
please check it with the local dealer
12:03:17 AgentNancy
Sorry manager is not available now
12:03:27 AgentNancy
Is there any thing else that I can help you out with?
12:03:48 Customerklaas
i need parts
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11:55:56 AgentNancy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:56:17 Customerklaas
yesterday i crashed with my car and i need some new parts
11:56:54 Customerklaas
but there is one problem do you ship to the galapagos islands
11:57:32 AgentNancy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:58:26 Customerklaas
but i need it i'm the only volvo on this island
12:00:24 Customerklaas
hi i don't like it when you don't answer
12:00:57 AgentNancy
Sorry we do not ship Internationally
12:01:24 Customerklaas
but i need otherwise i can't get to my work and my night club
12:01:28 Customerklaas
my wife
12:01:40 Customerklaas
please help
12:02:40 Customerklaas
can i speak with the manager
12:03:07 AgentNancy
please check it with the local dealer
12:03:17 AgentNancy
Sorry manager is not available now
12:03:27 AgentNancy
Is there any thing else that I can help you out with?
12:03:48 Customerklaas
i need parts
Blub
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken 
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
je kan noch thans wel postenquote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 12:47 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
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Vincent
Hello!!! How May I help you today ?
13:10:22
baas
hello, is sharon there?
13:10:39
Vincent
No
13:10:56
baas
Ok, do you know anything about volvo's then?
13:11:24
Vincent
Are you looking for the parts for your Volvo ?
13:12:08
baas
yes, im looking for wheels
13:12:17
Vincent
Okay
13:12:31
baas
vierkanten wheels for a 460 1.8i from 1994
13:12:34
Vincent
Year of manufacture and model of your vehicle.. ?
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Vincent
Is your vehicle model 940, 960 or 850 ?
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baas
Its a 460
13:13:59
Vincent
Do you have the manufacturer's part number ?
13:14:34
baas
I don't have a part name, but im looking for vierkante wheels..
13:14:57
baas
I can try to translate "vierkant" for you, because its not english
13:15:30
Vincent
I am sorry. We do not stock the part for your vehicle model
13:15:39
Vincent
Please check with your local dealer or parts store.
13:15:56
baas
sharon told you guys did have that part...
13:16:12
baas
i need square wheels, and can you ship that to the netherlands?
13:16:13
Vincent
Is your vehicle year 1994 ?
13:16:19
baas
yes
13:16:31
baas
thats also my year of birth
13:16:46
Vincent
Sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for..
13:16:54
Vincent
Also, we do not ship outside the USA
13:16:56
baas
and a dynamo?
13:17:11
Vincent
sorry, no
13:17:15
baas
what?
13:17:23
baas
you dont have a dynamo for a 460?
13:17:46
Vincent
We don't have any parts for your 460 model
13:18:22
baas
Than its not a real volvo stock parts shop... The 460 is unne boas.. wie pwnd unnu noobie jeweetoch
13:18:57
baas
Then for a 850, a piemellikker?
13:19:02
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
13:19:17
baas
and a kutjebef?
13:19:31
baas
and 10 wheelbolts
13:20:13
Vincent
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store
13:20:30
baas
ok, but its expensive
13:21:15
baas
he ask 300 dollar for a kutjebef.. and a kutjebef is only 45 euro's in the redlight district you know
13:21:34
Vincent
I am not sure about that
13:21:39
Vincent
Nice chatting with you
13:21:40
Vincent
Good Bye
13:21:47
baas
What?
13:21:52
baas
i have a question
13:22:20
Vincent
Do you have the address in US to ship the part ?
13:22:23
baas
How can you not be sure about the price of 45 euro's for a kutjebef in the redligth district? you pervert... youve bin there
13:22:35
baas
amsterdam
13:22:55
Vincent
We do not ship to Amsterdam
13:23:03
baas
belguim then
13:23:10
baas
or sweden?
13:23:10
Vincent
no
13:23:23
Vincent
We do not ship outside the USA
13:23:33
baas
and you adress said sweden
13:23:45
baas
swedishpartswholesale
13:23:46
Vincent
No
13:24:01
Vincent
Its not Sweden
13:24:30
baas
swedish is sweden... I learned that in highschool
13:24:31
baas
13:24:57
Vincent
Okay
13:25:35
baas
So why you can't send it to sweden? Just put it in a plain, and go with the banana
13:26:47
baas
There are not much volvo's in the US.. So maybe its a good idea to ship international.. Talk to you're boss about that.. He gives you more money every month, because you had a good idea
13:27:24
Vincent
Thanks
13:27:28
Vincent
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
13:27:30
baas
I just try to help
13:27:40
baas
but one thing
13:27:44
Vincent
Fine
13:27:48
Vincent
Yes
13:28:18
baas
i see you have parts for almost every model.. except the 440 and the 460.. Why's that
13:28:30
Vincent
No idea
13:28:35
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!
13:28:39
baas
goodbye
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Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
http://www.pkr.com/pkr-support/pkr-customer-services.cfm
quote:Chat InformationThank you for contacting PKR! Please wait for a Support Representative to respond. You are now 1 in a queue of 1 you should wait about 0 minute(s) and 5 seconds
Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Michael'
Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014172843X
Michael: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?
row: Hey there,
row: I've got a problem with my PKR
row: i reinstalled it, but it still fails.
Michael: One moment please...
row: sure.
row: Hello?
Michael: Are you getting any error message?
row: Yes.
row: 'Unable to connect to the PKR servers'
row: And then it says, please delete some porn before you reconnect.
row: This is not funny, i take this very seriously!
Michael: Disable any antivirus or malware that may be running on your system and try again
row: I dont have a anti-virus
row: Oh sorry yes i do,
Michael: ok
row: I do have a antivirus called: Microsoft Windows Vista.
Michael: Testing whether you can connect to PKR-
Michael: Please go to: http://www1.pkr.com/assetserver/script/getassetbase.php
Michael: and tell us what answer you get- it should look something like: www1.pkr.com/assetserver/build-16617
row: It blocks everthing, and it has Pretty buttons!
row: Allright thanks.
row: One more thing,
Michael: you are welcome
Michael: Please go ahead
row: Can i order chinese food here?
row: With poker chips in it?
row: I love to eat poker chips!
row: Especially when i go All-in!
Michael: Bye
Michael: Enjoy the rest of your day
Michael: Thank you for visiting. Please contact us at anytime.
OMG die met die eggroll 
Op vrijdag 14 mei 2021 @ 23:33 schreef Joopklepzeiker: Zonder twijfel is @vogeltjesdans de grootste smaakmaker en intelligentste persoon van heel KLB.
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Guest [11:09]: hello, this is piemolbrie speaking
[11:09]: i wonder why you use marcos
AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Hello
[11:10]: Please explain
Guest [11:10]: when i ask for chinees food you say the same thing over and over again.
AliveSupport2 [11:10]: I´m sorry but
[11:10]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Guest [11:11]: look, that is what i mean!
Not so funny.
Guest [11:09]: hello, this is piemolbrie speaking
[11:09]: i wonder why you use marcos
AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Hello
[11:10]: Please explain
Guest [11:10]: when i ask for chinees food you say the same thing over and over again.
AliveSupport2 [11:10]: I´m sorry but
[11:10]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Guest [11:11]: look, that is what i mean!
Not so funny.
Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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Binnen. 
AliveSupport2 [11:21]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Guest [11:21]: good day sir!
[11:21]: i want a chat on my webpage
[11:22]: what do i have to do
[11:23]: nothing?
AliveSupport2 [11:23]: I see that you have been here before. What exactly do you need?
Guest [11:24]: i got a sexsite and i want a livestream with a chat
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Ben benieuwd!
AliveSupport2 [11:21]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Guest [11:21]: good day sir!
[11:21]: i want a chat on my webpage
[11:22]: what do i have to do
[11:23]: nothing?
AliveSupport2 [11:23]: I see that you have been here before. What exactly do you need?
Guest [11:24]: i got a sexsite and i want a livestream with a chat
AliveSupport2 [11:25]: One moment please...
Ben benieuwd!
Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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[11:26]: So we got chat solutions for you
Guest [11:26]: thats nice!
AliveSupport2 [11:26]: AliveChat is fully hosted on our servers, so all you have to do is add HTML and Javascript code to your web pages, and log in from our web site. Nothing to download, servers to configure, or bandwidth to waste.
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Guest [11:27]: it's a site whit little teens, so i want to be sure that it's translate 1337speak
AliveSupport2 [11:28]: WE don´t sponsor this kind of business. Thank you
Guest [11:26]: thats nice!
AliveSupport2 [11:26]: AliveChat is fully hosted on our servers, so all you have to do is add HTML and Javascript code to your web pages, and log in from our web site. Nothing to download, servers to configure, or bandwidth to waste.
[11:27]: Structure your live chat call center however you'd like - Create multiple departments and operators to handle chats from multiple web sites. If you need a custom call center structure, we can do it!
Guest [11:27]: it's a site whit little teens, so i want to be sure that it's translate 1337speak
AliveSupport2 [11:28]: WE don´t sponsor this kind of business. Thank you
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