ONZ Onzin voor je leven!
Vrolijkheid troef in dit lieve forum vol humor.
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11:35:33 PM SystemSystem
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11:35:38 PM AgentRhiz
Hello, My name is Rhiz. Thank you for waiting and welcome to Live Help! How may I assist you today?
11:36:00 PM CustomerC.I.A.
Hello Rhiz. I have spoken to Shavi this afternoon, can I speak to her please?
11:36:48 PM AgentRhiz
sure
11:37:03 PM AgentRhiz
Oh I'm sorry, Shavi is not around
11:37:13 PM AgentRhiz
what is your concern please?
11:37:35 PM CustomerC.I.A.
I'm interested in the following item:
"Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230"
11:37:44 PM CustomerC.I.A.
but I was wondering if you ship to the netherlands
11:37:58 PM AgentRhiz
I apologize but we currently do not ship our products out of the 48 continental states of USA. Do you have any relatives/friends in US?
11:38:08 PM AgentRhiz
we do not ship to Netherlands
11:38:49 PM CustomerC.I.A.
why not?
11:40:10 PM CustomerC.I.A.
i love you...
11:40:18 PM AgentRhiz
thank you!
11:40:23 PM AgentRhiz
have a great day
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11:35:38 PM AgentRhiz
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11:36:00 PM CustomerC.I.A.
Hello Rhiz. I have spoken to Shavi this afternoon, can I speak to her please?
11:36:48 PM AgentRhiz
sure
11:37:03 PM AgentRhiz
Oh I'm sorry, Shavi is not around
11:37:13 PM AgentRhiz
what is your concern please?
11:37:35 PM CustomerC.I.A.
I'm interested in the following item:
"Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230"
11:37:44 PM CustomerC.I.A.
but I was wondering if you ship to the netherlands
11:37:58 PM AgentRhiz
I apologize but we currently do not ship our products out of the 48 continental states of USA. Do you have any relatives/friends in US?
11:38:08 PM AgentRhiz
we do not ship to Netherlands
11:38:49 PM CustomerC.I.A.
why not?
11:40:10 PM CustomerC.I.A.
i love you...
11:40:18 PM AgentRhiz
thank you!
11:40:23 PM AgentRhiz
have a great day
11:40:28 PM SystemSystem
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Flexibele werktijden afgestemd op het bioritme van de individuele werknemer leiden tot een hogere productiviteit.
Hi sonny. I was wondering, do you ship parts to the netherlands?
11:43:54 PM AgentSonny
With much regret, we inform
you that we no longer ship
internationally. If you have
an address within the 48
continental states of US to
ship your order, please let
us know. Please accept our
sincerest apologies for
this.
11:44:21 PM Customeryou
hmm I like your writing... I heard you have some really beautiful eyes
11:44:24 PM Customeryou
can you send me a picture?
11:44:49 PM AgentSonny
sorry i cannot do that...
11:44:54 PM AgentSonny
anything else I can assist
you with?
11:45:01 PM Customeryou
is that an offer... ?
11:45:06 PM Customeryou
don't tempt me
11:45:24 PM AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:45:24 PM AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
11:45:34 PM AgentSonny
bye now
nou ik hou maar op
11:43:54 PM AgentSonny
With much regret, we inform
you that we no longer ship
internationally. If you have
an address within the 48
continental states of US to
ship your order, please let
us know. Please accept our
sincerest apologies for
this.
11:44:21 PM Customeryou
hmm I like your writing... I heard you have some really beautiful eyes
11:44:24 PM Customeryou
can you send me a picture?
11:44:49 PM AgentSonny
sorry i cannot do that...
11:44:54 PM AgentSonny
anything else I can assist
you with?
11:45:01 PM Customeryou
is that an offer... ?
11:45:06 PM Customeryou
don't tempt me
11:45:24 PM AgentSonny
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:45:24 PM AgentSonny
Thank you for visiting our website. Please take the time now to add us to your favorites.Its been pleasure assisting you.
11:45:34 PM AgentSonny
bye now
nou ik hou maar op
Flexibele werktijden afgestemd op het bioritme van de individuele werknemer leiden tot een hogere productiviteit.
volgens mij heeft Shavi nooit zo een rotte werkdag gehad
mede mogelijke gemaakt door FOK!
dat moderators nog gezellig mee aan gaan doen echt geweldig. Only in FOK!
mede mogelijke gemaakt door FOK!
dat moderators nog gezellig mee aan gaan doen echt geweldig. Only in FOK!
With money you can buy a clock, but not time.
AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
23:46:06 Customer:)
Thank you
23:46:20 Customer:)
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
23:46:22 AgentGreg
you are welcome !
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Canadees is ook nog bezig, leuk als ze zijn IP checken
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
23:46:06 Customer:)
Thank you
23:46:20 Customer:)
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
23:46:22 AgentGreg
you are welcome !
23:46:31 SystemSystem
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I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
I would like to buy the Volvo PCV Oil Trap Description: PCV Oil Trap Year: 1985 - 1993 Engine: B230
23:50:04 AgentNapier
may I know the part number or the sku of the part please?
23:50:11 AgentNapier
and for what specific year make and model of vehicle?
23:50:16 CustomerHoi
Of the what? Sorry?
23:50:49 AgentNapier
the part number or the sku of that part?
23:50:56 CustomerHoi
I dont know, sorry
23:50:57 AgentNapier
and for what specific year make and model of vehicle?
23:51:12 CustomerHoi
its a Volvo from 1987
23:51:39 AgentNapier
what is the exact model of your Volvo?
23:51:58 CustomerHoi
Does it matter? I have no idea, Im just happy it works
23:52:15 AgentNapier
yes it matters
23:52:16 CustomerHoi
Could you hold on for a second, I need to pee real bad, please
23:52:54 CustomerHoi
Please, Im pissing my pants here
23:52:57 AgentNapier
because for the accuracy of the part, we need to check on the exact fittings
23:53:04 AgentNapier
ok
23:53:08 CustomerHoi
Ill check after Ive visited the toilet
23:53:13 AgentNapier
take your time
23:53:14 AgentNapier
ok
23:53:19 AgentNapier
hope to hear from you soon
23:50:04 AgentNapier
may I know the part number or the sku of the part please?
23:50:11 AgentNapier
and for what specific year make and model of vehicle?
23:50:16 CustomerHoi
Of the what? Sorry?
23:50:49 AgentNapier
the part number or the sku of that part?
23:50:56 CustomerHoi
I dont know, sorry
23:50:57 AgentNapier
and for what specific year make and model of vehicle?
23:51:12 CustomerHoi
its a Volvo from 1987
23:51:39 AgentNapier
what is the exact model of your Volvo?
23:51:58 CustomerHoi
Does it matter? I have no idea, Im just happy it works
23:52:15 AgentNapier
yes it matters
23:52:16 CustomerHoi
Could you hold on for a second, I need to pee real bad, please
23:52:54 CustomerHoi
Please, Im pissing my pants here
23:52:57 AgentNapier
because for the accuracy of the part, we need to check on the exact fittings
23:53:04 AgentNapier
ok
23:53:08 CustomerHoi
Ill check after Ive visited the toilet
23:53:13 AgentNapier
take your time
23:53:14 AgentNapier
ok
23:53:19 AgentNapier
hope to hear from you soon
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
SystemSystem
Thank you for contacting Live Help
23:53:50 SystemSystem
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23:54:18 CustomerJohn67
Hi Michael, my car is broken.
23:54:25 AgentMichael
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:54:33 CustomerJohn67
Hi Michael, my car is broken.
23:54:34 AgentMichael
What car year, make and model you have?
23:54:42 AgentMichael
what part are you looking for?
23:54:54 CustomerJohn67
Its a 2005 XC90
23:55:00 AgentMichael
sorry to hear that
23:55:05 CustomerJohn67
The steering wheel is gone
23:55:10 AgentMichael
what was broken
23:55:17 AgentMichael
I see
23:55:24 AgentMichael
Ok let me check me that real quick.
23:55:35 CustomerJohn67
Don't know, it just fell off
23:56:20 AgentMichael
so is the steering wheel broken or the column?
23:56:52 CustomerJohn67
The wheel, do you have some in stock?
23:56:52 AgentMichael
I apologize, Unfortunately We do not have a steering wheel or even a column..
23:56:57 CustomerJohn67
OH NO
23:57:05 CustomerJohn67
But I need my car
23:57:31 CustomerJohn67
Do you know an other place to get a steering wheel?
23:58:15 AgentMichael
a dealership surely have it
23:58:40 CustomerJohn67
OK, thanks. You still send too the Neterlands?
23:59:00 AgentMichael
I apologize, unfortunately we do not ship parts internationally..
23:59:27 CustomerJohn67
But volvo is from Europe.
23:59:34 CustomerJohn67
That is weird.
23:59:56 CustomerJohn67
You still send food internationally?
0:00:01 CustomerJohn67
I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll
0:00:25 SystemSystem
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23:54:18 CustomerJohn67
Hi Michael, my car is broken.
23:54:25 AgentMichael
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
23:54:33 CustomerJohn67
Hi Michael, my car is broken.
23:54:34 AgentMichael
What car year, make and model you have?
23:54:42 AgentMichael
what part are you looking for?
23:54:54 CustomerJohn67
Its a 2005 XC90
23:55:00 AgentMichael
sorry to hear that
23:55:05 CustomerJohn67
The steering wheel is gone
23:55:10 AgentMichael
what was broken
23:55:17 AgentMichael
I see
23:55:24 AgentMichael
Ok let me check me that real quick.
23:55:35 CustomerJohn67
Don't know, it just fell off
23:56:20 AgentMichael
so is the steering wheel broken or the column?
23:56:52 CustomerJohn67
The wheel, do you have some in stock?
23:56:52 AgentMichael
I apologize, Unfortunately We do not have a steering wheel or even a column..
23:56:57 CustomerJohn67
OH NO
23:57:05 CustomerJohn67
But I need my car
23:57:31 CustomerJohn67
Do you know an other place to get a steering wheel?
23:58:15 AgentMichael
a dealership surely have it
23:58:40 CustomerJohn67
OK, thanks. You still send too the Neterlands?
23:59:00 AgentMichael
I apologize, unfortunately we do not ship parts internationally..
23:59:27 CustomerJohn67
But volvo is from Europe.
23:59:34 CustomerJohn67
That is weird.
23:59:56 CustomerJohn67
You still send food internationally?
0:00:01 CustomerJohn67
I would like to order 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and an eggroll
0:00:25 SystemSystem
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You dream it, I live it.
vrag naar Phoebe, die gozer antwoord OVERAL zelf op en gaat erin mee ook 
Flexibele werktijden afgestemd op het bioritme van de individuele werknemer leiden tot een hogere productiviteit.
SystemSystem
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Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
0:05:16 CustomerGregsfan
Hi Greg
0:05:26 AgentGreg
hi !
0:05:27 CustomerGregsfan
I would like to order some parts
0:05:38 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
0:05:51 CustomerGregsfan
tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
0:05:54 CustomerGregsfan
Does it ring a bell?
0:05:59 CustomerGregsfan
Its near Belgium and Germany
0:06:15 CustomerGregsfan
Dont ban me again hun
0:06:44 CustomerGregsfan
Now, about the parts
0:06:58 CustomerGregsfan
I own a Volvo from 87
0:07:33 AgentGreg
What parts do you need ?
0:08:00 CustomerGregsfan
Cant you come over to fix it?
0:08:41 CustomerGregsfan
Ill pay you ofcourse
0:09:32 CustomerGregsfan
And Ill cook you dinner!\
0:09:43 SystemSystem
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Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
0:05:16 CustomerGregsfan
Hi Greg
0:05:26 AgentGreg
hi !
0:05:27 CustomerGregsfan
I would like to order some parts
0:05:38 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
0:05:51 CustomerGregsfan
tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
0:05:54 CustomerGregsfan
Does it ring a bell?
0:05:59 CustomerGregsfan
Its near Belgium and Germany
0:06:15 CustomerGregsfan
Dont ban me again hun
0:06:44 CustomerGregsfan
Now, about the parts
0:06:58 CustomerGregsfan
I own a Volvo from 87
0:07:33 AgentGreg
What parts do you need ?
0:08:00 CustomerGregsfan
Cant you come over to fix it?
0:08:41 CustomerGregsfan
Ill pay you ofcourse
0:09:32 CustomerGregsfan
And Ill cook you dinner!\
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I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Phoebe => Gozer?quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:04 schreef Nemesish3d het volgende:
vrag naar Phoebe, die gozer antwoord OVERAL zelf op en gaat erin mee ook
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
0:13:49 CustomerLaura
Well, it seems Bob is not around, could you tell me something about him?
0:14:06 CustomerLaura
Ive been going here for like 2 years, just to get a chance to talk to him
0:14:38 CustomerLaura
Can you tell me his age please?
0:14:40 AgentVictor
Sorry, he is not here.
0:14:52 CustomerLaura
And if he is single
0:14:54 CustomerLaura
Thanks
0:14:55 AgentVictor
He is left.
0:15:01 AgentVictor
Thank you.
0:13:49 CustomerLaura
Well, it seems Bob is not around, could you tell me something about him?
0:14:06 CustomerLaura
Ive been going here for like 2 years, just to get a chance to talk to him
0:14:38 CustomerLaura
Can you tell me his age please?
0:14:40 AgentVictor
Sorry, he is not here.
0:14:52 CustomerLaura
And if he is single
0:14:54 CustomerLaura
Thanks
0:14:55 AgentVictor
He is left.
0:15:01 AgentVictor
Thank you.
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Heeft iemand al eens gevraagd of er geen zakendeal gemaakt kan worden? Een importbedrijfje beginnen dat via hen in Nederland volvo-onderdelen gaat verkopen.
Ja, dat is een pseudoniem.
quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:10 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
SystemSystem
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0:05:01 AgentGreg
Good Day!Welcome to Livehelp with Greg!
0:05:16 CustomerGregsfan
Hi Greg
0:05:26 AgentGreg
hi !
0:05:27 CustomerGregsfan
I would like to order some parts
0:05:38 AgentGreg
Where are you located ?
0:05:51 CustomerGregsfan
tulips, woodenshoes, windmills
0:05:54 CustomerGregsfan
Does it ring a bell?
0:05:59 CustomerGregsfan
Its near Belgium and Germany
0:06:15 CustomerGregsfan
Dont ban me again hun
0:06:44 CustomerGregsfan
Now, about the parts
0:06:58 CustomerGregsfan
I own a Volvo from 87
0:07:33 AgentGreg
What parts do you need ?
0:08:00 CustomerGregsfan
Cant you come over to fix it?
0:08:41 CustomerGregsfan
Ill pay you ofcourse
0:09:32 CustomerGregsfan
And Ill cook you dinner!\
0:09:43 SystemSystem
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quote:Does it ring a bell?
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Napier
120 amp
4:12:07 PM mrgreen
that might work. how much?
4:12:39 PM Napier
270.95
4:12:59 PM mrgreen
ouch.....would you ship to the netherlands?
4:13:09 PM Napier
no
4:13:25 PM mrgreen
belgium?
4:13:29 PM Napier
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Plea
satan says (0:17):
4:13:33 PM Napier
no
4:13:33 PM Napier
only within the USA
4:13:46 PM mrgreen
oh.....do you take trades? we have some really good cheese to sell?
4:14:14 PM Napier
no
4:14:22 PM mrgreen
dont like cheese?
4:14:32 PM mrgreen
how about marijuana...the dutch have good weed
4:15:09 PM Napier
sorry no
4:15:23 PM mrgreen
a lapdance maybe? my sister is pretty hot.
satan says (0:17):
4:16:20 PM mrgreen
you should come to the netherlands sometime
4:16:30 PM mrgreen
we love volvos!
120 amp
4:12:07 PM mrgreen
that might work. how much?
4:12:39 PM Napier
270.95
4:12:59 PM mrgreen
ouch.....would you ship to the netherlands?
4:13:09 PM Napier
no
4:13:25 PM mrgreen
belgium?
4:13:29 PM Napier
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Plea
satan says (0:17):
4:13:33 PM Napier
no
4:13:33 PM Napier
only within the USA
4:13:46 PM mrgreen
oh.....do you take trades? we have some really good cheese to sell?
4:14:14 PM Napier
no
4:14:22 PM mrgreen
dont like cheese?
4:14:32 PM mrgreen
how about marijuana...the dutch have good weed
4:15:09 PM Napier
sorry no
4:15:23 PM mrgreen
a lapdance maybe? my sister is pretty hot.
satan says (0:17):
4:16:20 PM mrgreen
you should come to the netherlands sometime
4:16:30 PM mrgreen
we love volvos!
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
4:18:15 PM mrgreen
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
AgentVictor
Sorry, we are in professional chat session and we are not supposed to give out the personal information about one.
0:16:16 CustomerLaura
I cant track him down with that information
0:16:26 CustomerLaura
Im just afraid to ask him myself..
0:18:07 CustomerLaura
Please
0:19:23 AgentVictor
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
0:19:51 CustomerLaura
How about I send you some great Dutch weed, and you give me his age
0:21:19 AgentVictor
No, thank you.
0:21:29 AgentVictor
Have a great night.
0:21:40 CustomerLaura
Bollocks
0:21:49 SystemSystem
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Sorry, we are in professional chat session and we are not supposed to give out the personal information about one.
0:16:16 CustomerLaura
I cant track him down with that information
0:16:26 CustomerLaura
Im just afraid to ask him myself..
0:18:07 CustomerLaura
Please
0:19:23 AgentVictor
Is there any other concern that I can help you with today?
0:19:51 CustomerLaura
How about I send you some great Dutch weed, and you give me his age
0:21:19 AgentVictor
No, thank you.
0:21:29 AgentVictor
Have a great night.
0:21:40 CustomerLaura
Bollocks
0:21:49 SystemSystem
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I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Deze is niet zo grappig tho
Rebecka
Id like to order some parts for my Volvo from 1987
0:26:03 AgentFaith
okay
0:26:13 AgentFaith
what particular part is that?
0:26:27 CustomerRebecka
The brakes are broken, i guess I need new ones
0:26:44 AgentFaith
the brake pads?
0:26:51 CustomerRebecka
Yes
0:27:09 AgentFaith
can i have the model of your car please
0:27:38 CustomerRebecka
Yes, 760
0:27:49 AgentFaith
okay
0:28:05 AgentFaith
on what location you are looking for?
0:28:13 CustomerRebecka
What do you mean?
0:28:45 AgentFaith
on what location of the car you are looking to replace for
0:29:05 CustomerRebecka
Didnt I just say the brakes?
0:29:15 CustomerRebecka
Ok
0:29:21 CustomerRebecka
Let me ask you something
0:29:25 AgentFaith
no, if this is for the front or the rear
0:29:32 CustomerRebecka
What do windmills, wooden shoes and cheese tell you
0:29:45 AgentFaith
the location of the part you want to replace for
0:30:21 CustomerRebecka
The red light district please
0:30:47 AgentFaith
what do you mean?
0:31:25 SystemSystem
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Rebecka
Id like to order some parts for my Volvo from 1987
0:26:03 AgentFaith
okay
0:26:13 AgentFaith
what particular part is that?
0:26:27 CustomerRebecka
The brakes are broken, i guess I need new ones
0:26:44 AgentFaith
the brake pads?
0:26:51 CustomerRebecka
Yes
0:27:09 AgentFaith
can i have the model of your car please
0:27:38 CustomerRebecka
Yes, 760
0:27:49 AgentFaith
okay
0:28:05 AgentFaith
on what location you are looking for?
0:28:13 CustomerRebecka
What do you mean?
0:28:45 AgentFaith
on what location of the car you are looking to replace for
0:29:05 CustomerRebecka
Didnt I just say the brakes?
0:29:15 CustomerRebecka
Ok
0:29:21 CustomerRebecka
Let me ask you something
0:29:25 AgentFaith
no, if this is for the front or the rear
0:29:32 CustomerRebecka
What do windmills, wooden shoes and cheese tell you
0:29:45 AgentFaith
the location of the part you want to replace for
0:30:21 CustomerRebecka
The red light district please
0:30:47 AgentFaith
what do you mean?
0:31:25 SystemSystem
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I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Bret
Bob and simon are not available.
0:37:36 AgentBret
Let me check for the Greg.
0:37:38 CustomerNatas
When will they be back?
0:37:40 CustomerNatas
Okay
0:37:41 CustomerNatas
Thanks
0:38:39 AgentBret
May I know the exact issue please?
0:38:48 AgentBret
He too is not available.
0:38:50 CustomerNatas
I need a part for my Volvo.
0:38:56 CustomerNatas
Goddamnit
0:39:02 CustomerNatas
Fine, Ill take you then
0:39:07 CustomerNatas
I need a herring for my 760
0:39:45 AgentBret
May I know the exact year of manufacture of your vehicle?
0:39:55 CustomerNatas
87
0:40:49 AgentBret
I am sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest you to contact your local dealer or parts store. Is there any thing else I can help you with?
0:41:10 CustomerNatas
Do you have onions? They go great with herring
0:41:49 CustomerNatas
?
Bob and simon are not available.
0:37:36 AgentBret
Let me check for the Greg.
0:37:38 CustomerNatas
When will they be back?
0:37:40 CustomerNatas
Okay
0:37:41 CustomerNatas
Thanks
0:38:39 AgentBret
May I know the exact issue please?
0:38:48 AgentBret
He too is not available.
0:38:50 CustomerNatas
I need a part for my Volvo.
0:38:56 CustomerNatas
Goddamnit
0:39:02 CustomerNatas
Fine, Ill take you then
0:39:07 CustomerNatas
I need a herring for my 760
0:39:45 AgentBret
May I know the exact year of manufacture of your vehicle?
0:39:55 CustomerNatas
87
0:40:49 AgentBret
I am sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest you to contact your local dealer or parts store. Is there any thing else I can help you with?
0:41:10 CustomerNatas
Do you have onions? They go great with herring
0:41:49 CustomerNatas
?
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
CustomerNatas
Do you have onions? They go great with herring
0:41:49 CustomerNatas
?
0:42:00 CustomerNatas
Do you have anything?
0:44:16 AgentBret
Is your vehicle of Californian emission standards?Please check Either in the driver's side door jam or on a sticker in the engine compartment you should find that information... it will simply say "California"
0:44:48 CustomerNatas
My car is outside
0:45:30 CustomerNatas
Ill find a company that has actual car parts, thanks for your time
0:45:30 AgentBret
We get our parts straight from the same manufacturers the dealership does. But since we go direct to the manufacturer we are able to save money and pass that same savings on to our customers.
0:45:41 AgentBret
The core charge is basically a deposit to ensure that your old part can be rebuilt. Once the part is received it will go to the manufacturer for testing to see if it can be rebuilt. If the part can be rebuilt you will receive the core credit back on the credit card you used to purchase the part.
0:46:03 CustomerNatas
Do you ship to the N etherlands
0:47:01 AgentBret
Het spijt me, maar we versturen helaas dit onderdeel niet buiten de 48 continentale staten van de USA. Met veel spijt moet ik u melden dat we niet meer internationaal versturen. Als u een adres heeft binnen de 48 staten van de US, laat het ons alstub lieft weten. accepteer alstublieft onze excuses.
0:47:26 CustomerNatas
Wow, thats a great translator you use
0:47:46 AgentBret
Thank you.
0:47:58 CustomerNatas
Better than the last one
0:48:31 AgentBret
one last the than Better
0:48:50 CustomerNatas
Oh, you figured it out!
0:49:09 CustomerNatas
Well, well. Chapeau
!
Do you have onions? They go great with herring
0:41:49 CustomerNatas
?
0:42:00 CustomerNatas
Do you have anything?
0:44:16 AgentBret
Is your vehicle of Californian emission standards?Please check Either in the driver's side door jam or on a sticker in the engine compartment you should find that information... it will simply say "California"
0:44:48 CustomerNatas
My car is outside
0:45:30 CustomerNatas
Ill find a company that has actual car parts, thanks for your time
0:45:30 AgentBret
We get our parts straight from the same manufacturers the dealership does. But since we go direct to the manufacturer we are able to save money and pass that same savings on to our customers.
0:45:41 AgentBret
The core charge is basically a deposit to ensure that your old part can be rebuilt. Once the part is received it will go to the manufacturer for testing to see if it can be rebuilt. If the part can be rebuilt you will receive the core credit back on the credit card you used to purchase the part.
0:46:03 CustomerNatas
Do you ship to the N etherlands
0:47:01 AgentBret
Het spijt me, maar we versturen helaas dit onderdeel niet buiten de 48 continentale staten van de USA. Met veel spijt moet ik u melden dat we niet meer internationaal versturen. Als u een adres heeft binnen de 48 staten van de US, laat het ons alstub lieft weten. accepteer alstublieft onze excuses.
0:47:26 CustomerNatas
Wow, thats a great translator you use
0:47:46 AgentBret
Thank you.
0:47:58 CustomerNatas
Better than the last one
0:48:31 AgentBret
one last the than Better
0:48:50 CustomerNatas
Oh, you figured it out!
0:49:09 CustomerNatas
Well, well. Chapeau
!
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
deja vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
SystemSystem
Connected with Felix
1:05:36 AgentFelix
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:05:57 CustomerTom
I need Seth please
1:07:07 CustomerTom
Hello?
1:07:42 AgentFelix
For your kind information, Seth, bob,. simon is not available
1:07:52 CustomerTom
How about Greg
1:08:02 CustomerTom
Else Jose will do
1:08:12 SystemSystem
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En klaar voor vandaag
Connected with Felix
1:05:36 AgentFelix
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:05:57 CustomerTom
I need Seth please
1:07:07 CustomerTom
Hello?
1:07:42 AgentFelix
For your kind information, Seth, bob,. simon is not available
1:07:52 CustomerTom
How about Greg
1:08:02 CustomerTom
Else Jose will do
1:08:12 SystemSystem
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En klaar voor vandaag
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
System
Josephine has joined this session!
1:40:37
System
Connected with Josephine
1:40:37
Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:40:59
vleesboom
I sinserly hope you can
1:41:42
vleesboom
i would like to order a part for my unicycle
1:42:31
Josephine
which parts exactly please?
1:43:58
vleesboom
the little thingy on the top of the other thingy on the innerside of the tube
1:45:07
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:45:31
vleesboom
he doesn't do unicycle's
1:45:57
Josephine
we dont neither
1:47:41
vleesboom
but it is a thingy that's also used on other thingy's
1:48:12
vleesboom
it's little and black
1:48:41
vleesboom
it on the top of the thingy for letting air in and out
1:49:10
vleesboom
i missed after i cycled to my work yesterday
1:49:17
Josephine
sorry
1:49:22
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:49:43
vleesboom
me dad also had this thingy on his volvo
1:49:52
System
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System
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Josephine has joined this session!
1:40:37
System
Connected with Josephine
1:40:37
Josephine
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
1:40:59
vleesboom
I sinserly hope you can
1:41:42
vleesboom
i would like to order a part for my unicycle
1:42:31
Josephine
which parts exactly please?
1:43:58
vleesboom
the little thingy on the top of the other thingy on the innerside of the tube
1:45:07
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:45:31
vleesboom
he doesn't do unicycle's
1:45:57
Josephine
we dont neither
1:47:41
vleesboom
but it is a thingy that's also used on other thingy's
1:48:12
vleesboom
it's little and black
1:48:41
vleesboom
it on the top of the thingy for letting air in and out
1:49:10
vleesboom
i missed after i cycled to my work yesterday
1:49:17
Josephine
sorry
1:49:22
Josephine
I’m sorry i.m not that familiar with this information. Please consult your local mechanic.
1:49:43
vleesboom
me dad also had this thingy on his volvo
1:49:52
System
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System
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Is het babi pangang grapje al voorbij gekomen?
Was die kerel die telefoons verkocht nou iemand van fok of niet destijds?
Geen btw rekenen enzo
Was die kerel die telefoons verkocht nou iemand van fok of niet destijds?
Geen btw rekenen enzo
Bewijst weer eens dat het een helpdesk is geplaats in India.quote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 00:19 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
4:18:15 PM mrgreen
you sure you dont want any cheese?
4:18:24 PM Napier
no
Weet iemand z'n kant en klare goede proxy proggie? Ik vind alleen maar bagger shit dat ervoor zorgt dat ik de chat niet in kan .
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SystemSystem
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11:55:52 SystemSystem
Connected with Nancy
11:55:56 AgentNancy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:56:17 Customerklaas
yesterday i crashed with my car and i need some new parts
11:56:54 Customerklaas
but there is one problem do you ship to the galapagos islands
11:57:32 AgentNancy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:58:26 Customerklaas
but i need it i'm the only volvo on this island
12:00:24 Customerklaas
hi i don't like it when you don't answer
12:00:57 AgentNancy
Sorry we do not ship Internationally
12:01:24 Customerklaas
but i need otherwise i can't get to my work and my night club
12:01:28 Customerklaas
my wife
12:01:40 Customerklaas
please help
12:02:40 Customerklaas
can i speak with the manager
12:03:07 AgentNancy
please check it with the local dealer
12:03:17 AgentNancy
Sorry manager is not available now
12:03:27 AgentNancy
Is there any thing else that I can help you out with?
12:03:48 Customerklaas
i need parts
Nancy has joined this session!
11:55:52 SystemSystem
Connected with Nancy
11:55:56 AgentNancy
Welcome to Live Help! How can I assist you today?
11:56:17 Customerklaas
yesterday i crashed with my car and i need some new parts
11:56:54 Customerklaas
but there is one problem do you ship to the galapagos islands
11:57:32 AgentNancy
With much regret, we inform you that we no longer ship internationally. If you have an address within the 48 continental states of US to ship your order, please let us know. Please accept our sincerest apologies for this.
11:58:26 Customerklaas
but i need it i'm the only volvo on this island
12:00:24 Customerklaas
hi i don't like it when you don't answer
12:00:57 AgentNancy
Sorry we do not ship Internationally
12:01:24 Customerklaas
but i need otherwise i can't get to my work and my night club
12:01:28 Customerklaas
my wife
12:01:40 Customerklaas
please help
12:02:40 Customerklaas
can i speak with the manager
12:03:07 AgentNancy
please check it with the local dealer
12:03:17 AgentNancy
Sorry manager is not available now
12:03:27 AgentNancy
Is there any thing else that I can help you out with?
12:03:48 Customerklaas
i need parts
Blub
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken 
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
je kan noch thans wel postenquote:Op woensdag 25 juni 2008 12:47 schreef Queen_Bee het volgende:
Gister had ik zoiets gedownload voor hide IP, vandaag kan ik geen verbinding met internet meer maken
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
quote:Connected with Vincent
13:10:14
Vincent
Hello!!! How May I help you today ?
13:10:22
baas
hello, is sharon there?
13:10:39
Vincent
No
13:10:56
baas
Ok, do you know anything about volvo's then?
13:11:24
Vincent
Are you looking for the parts for your Volvo ?
13:12:08
baas
yes, im looking for wheels
13:12:17
Vincent
Okay
13:12:31
baas
vierkanten wheels for a 460 1.8i from 1994
13:12:34
Vincent
Year of manufacture and model of your vehicle.. ?
13:13:29
Vincent
Is your vehicle model 940, 960 or 850 ?
13:13:40
baas
Its a 460
13:13:59
Vincent
Do you have the manufacturer's part number ?
13:14:34
baas
I don't have a part name, but im looking for vierkante wheels..
13:14:57
baas
I can try to translate "vierkant" for you, because its not english
13:15:30
Vincent
I am sorry. We do not stock the part for your vehicle model
13:15:39
Vincent
Please check with your local dealer or parts store.
13:15:56
baas
sharon told you guys did have that part...
13:16:12
baas
i need square wheels, and can you ship that to the netherlands?
13:16:13
Vincent
Is your vehicle year 1994 ?
13:16:19
baas
yes
13:16:31
baas
thats also my year of birth
13:16:46
Vincent
Sorry, we do not stock the part you are looking for..
13:16:54
Vincent
Also, we do not ship outside the USA
13:16:56
baas
and a dynamo?
13:17:11
Vincent
sorry, no
13:17:15
baas
what?
13:17:23
baas
you dont have a dynamo for a 460?
13:17:46
Vincent
We don't have any parts for your 460 model
13:18:22
baas
Than its not a real volvo stock parts shop... The 460 is unne boas.. wie pwnd unnu noobie jeweetoch
13:18:57
baas
Then for a 850, a piemellikker?
13:19:02
Vincent
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
13:19:17
baas
and a kutjebef?
13:19:31
baas
and 10 wheelbolts
13:20:13
Vincent
I apologize but we currently do not stock the part you are looking for. I would suggest contacting your local dealer or parts store
13:20:30
baas
ok, but its expensive
13:21:15
baas
he ask 300 dollar for a kutjebef.. and a kutjebef is only 45 euro's in the redlight district you know
13:21:34
Vincent
I am not sure about that
13:21:39
Vincent
Nice chatting with you
13:21:40
Vincent
Good Bye
13:21:47
baas
What?
13:21:52
baas
i have a question
13:22:20
Vincent
Do you have the address in US to ship the part ?
13:22:23
baas
How can you not be sure about the price of 45 euro's for a kutjebef in the redligth district? you pervert... youve bin there
13:22:35
baas
amsterdam
13:22:55
Vincent
We do not ship to Amsterdam
13:23:03
baas
belguim then
13:23:10
baas
or sweden?
13:23:10
Vincent
no
13:23:23
Vincent
We do not ship outside the USA
13:23:33
baas
and you adress said sweden
13:23:45
baas
swedishpartswholesale
13:23:46
Vincent
No
13:24:01
Vincent
Its not Sweden
13:24:30
baas
swedish is sweden... I learned that in highschool
13:24:31
baas
13:24:57
Vincent
Okay
13:25:35
baas
So why you can't send it to sweden? Just put it in a plain, and go with the banana
13:26:47
baas
There are not much volvo's in the US.. So maybe its a good idea to ship international.. Talk to you're boss about that.. He gives you more money every month, because you had a good idea
13:27:24
Vincent
Thanks
13:27:28
Vincent
We are glad to be of help. Thank you.
13:27:30
baas
I just try to help
13:27:40
baas
but one thing
13:27:44
Vincent
Fine
13:27:48
Vincent
Yes
13:28:18
baas
i see you have parts for almost every model.. except the 440 and the 460.. Why's that
13:28:30
Vincent
No idea
13:28:35
Vincent
Thank you for visiting our website. Good Bye!!!
13:28:39
baas
goodbye
13:28:46
System
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System
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Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
http://www.pkr.com/pkr-support/pkr-customer-services.cfm
quote:Chat InformationThank you for contacting PKR! Please wait for a Support Representative to respond. You are now 1 in a queue of 1 you should wait about 0 minute(s) and 5 seconds
Chat InformationHello! You are now chatting with 'Michael'
Chat InformationYour Issue ID for this chat is LTK419014172843X
Michael: Welcome to PKR! How can I help you?
row: Hey there,
row: I've got a problem with my PKR
row: i reinstalled it, but it still fails.
Michael: One moment please...
row: sure.
row: Hello?
Michael: Are you getting any error message?
row: Yes.
row: 'Unable to connect to the PKR servers'
row: And then it says, please delete some porn before you reconnect.
row: This is not funny, i take this very seriously!
Michael: Disable any antivirus or malware that may be running on your system and try again
row: I dont have a anti-virus
row: Oh sorry yes i do,
Michael: ok
row: I do have a antivirus called: Microsoft Windows Vista.
Michael: Testing whether you can connect to PKR-
Michael: Please go to: http://www1.pkr.com/assetserver/script/getassetbase.php
Michael: and tell us what answer you get- it should look something like: www1.pkr.com/assetserver/build-16617
row: It blocks everthing, and it has Pretty buttons!
row: Allright thanks.
row: One more thing,
Michael: you are welcome
Michael: Please go ahead
row: Can i order chinese food here?
row: With poker chips in it?
row: I love to eat poker chips!
row: Especially when i go All-in!
Michael: Bye
Michael: Enjoy the rest of your day
Michael: Thank you for visiting. Please contact us at anytime.
OMG die met die eggroll
Op vrijdag 14 mei 2021 @ 23:33 schreef Joopklepzeiker: Zonder twijfel is @vogeltjesdans de grootste smaakmaker en intelligentste persoon van heel KLB.
AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Guest [11:09]: hello, this is piemolbrie speaking
[11:09]: i wonder why you use marcos
AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Hello
[11:10]: Please explain
Guest [11:10]: when i ask for chinees food you say the same thing over and over again.
AliveSupport2 [11:10]: I´m sorry but
[11:10]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Guest [11:11]: look, that is what i mean!
Not so funny.
Guest [11:09]: hello, this is piemolbrie speaking
[11:09]: i wonder why you use marcos
AliveSupport2 [11:09]: Hello
[11:10]: Please explain
Guest [11:10]: when i ask for chinees food you say the same thing over and over again.
AliveSupport2 [11:10]: I´m sorry but
[11:10]: I think you may be on the wrong chat. We provide live chat software for online businesses. I think you are inquiring about one of our clients products. Sometimes, our customers link to our web site for promotional purposes. Please try to look for contact information from the web site you clicked in from. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Guest [11:11]: look, that is what i mean!
Not so funny.
Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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Ik word telkens weggedrukt.quote:
Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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Binnen.
AliveSupport2 [11:21]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Guest [11:21]: good day sir!
[11:21]: i want a chat on my webpage
[11:22]: what do i have to do
[11:23]: nothing?
AliveSupport2 [11:23]: I see that you have been here before. What exactly do you need?
Guest [11:24]: i got a sexsite and i want a livestream with a chat
AliveSupport2 [11:25]: One moment please...
Ben benieuwd!
AliveSupport2 [11:21]: Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Guest [11:21]: good day sir!
[11:21]: i want a chat on my webpage
[11:22]: what do i have to do
[11:23]: nothing?
AliveSupport2 [11:23]: I see that you have been here before. What exactly do you need?
Guest [11:24]: i got a sexsite and i want a livestream with a chat
AliveSupport2 [11:25]: One moment please...
Ben benieuwd!
Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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[11:26]: So we got chat solutions for you
Guest [11:26]: thats nice!
AliveSupport2 [11:26]: AliveChat is fully hosted on our servers, so all you have to do is add HTML and Javascript code to your web pages, and log in from our web site. Nothing to download, servers to configure, or bandwidth to waste.
[11:27]: Structure your live chat call center however you'd like - Create multiple departments and operators to handle chats from multiple web sites. If you need a custom call center structure, we can do it!
Guest [11:27]: it's a site whit little teens, so i want to be sure that it's translate 1337speak
AliveSupport2 [11:28]: WE don´t sponsor this kind of business. Thank you
Guest [11:26]: thats nice!
AliveSupport2 [11:26]: AliveChat is fully hosted on our servers, so all you have to do is add HTML and Javascript code to your web pages, and log in from our web site. Nothing to download, servers to configure, or bandwidth to waste.
[11:27]: Structure your live chat call center however you'd like - Create multiple departments and operators to handle chats from multiple web sites. If you need a custom call center structure, we can do it!
Guest [11:27]: it's a site whit little teens, so i want to be sure that it's translate 1337speak
AliveSupport2 [11:28]: WE don´t sponsor this kind of business. Thank you
Op donderdag 4 februari 2010 19:01 schreef jitzzzze het volgende:
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