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thank you .. dialing .. ca 0442 (F) (phone ringing) 1...2... (female) this is west nyack forestxxx floriest ga
-hello
you sell flowers?
yes ga
-i want 10 horse flowers (
) and 10 buther flowers
and 5 red roses
there is no such thing as 10 horse flowers and there is no such thing as 10 buther flowers obn the roses are for sure sooo what are you talkinbh about qqqqq ga
-horse flowers, im mean the little yellow flowers
you have some other yellow flowers then?
go to our website ga
-can you just tell me some nice smelling yellow flowers?
hang on one second (holding)
-okaj i wait here
(holding) im sorry im only ohne here and i had to get th eline and rose's probably rose's flower called stock
-so you have the roses
?
yes we do ga
-can you deliver them by thursday?
they are for my husband.. on his grave, he died 2 weeks ago
where q are you going we dont deliver to cemeteries ga
-just deliver the flowers @ my house
i bring them to the cemeterie
what town q ga
-new york please
2278 clifford
rochester NY
14609
we dont eel,iver that we are 5 hrs from rochester giggle hahahah we dont deliver that far away no way ga
-oh im very sorry i have one last question
i thought youre shop was in rochester.. but i have one last question for you
you there?
yeah im waiting for your last question get on with it ga
-okaj
here i go
can you deliver a big palm tree with very big coco nuts to the white house?
I think bush can use some real balls
l (hung up) ga or sk
Die dik gedrukte was ik
-hello
you sell flowers?
yes ga
-i want 10 horse flowers (
) and 10 buther flowersand 5 red roses
there is no such thing as 10 horse flowers and there is no such thing as 10 buther flowers obn the roses are for sure sooo what are you talkinbh about qqqqq ga
-horse flowers, im mean the little yellow flowers
you have some other yellow flowers then?
go to our website ga
-can you just tell me some nice smelling yellow flowers?
hang on one second (holding)
-okaj i wait here
(holding) im sorry im only ohne here and i had to get th eline and rose's probably rose's flower called stock
-so you have the roses
?
yes we do ga
-can you deliver them by thursday?
they are for my husband.. on his grave, he died 2 weeks ago
where q are you going we dont deliver to cemeteries ga
-just deliver the flowers @ my house
i bring them to the cemeterie
what town q ga
-new york please
2278 clifford
rochester NY
14609
we dont eel,iver that we are 5 hrs from rochester giggle hahahah we dont deliver that far away no way ga
-oh im very sorry i have one last question
i thought youre shop was in rochester.. but i have one last question for you
you there?
yeah im waiting for your last question get on with it ga
-okaj
here i go
can you deliver a big palm tree with very big coco nuts to the white house?
I think bush can use some real balls
l (hung up) ga or sk
Die dik gedrukte was ik
Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
quote:Op donderdag 10 april 2008 22:33 schreef Biogarde het volgende:
Vraag of ze ook verschepen naar Nederland
we do not ship to Netherlands
Doen jullie dit gewoon rechtstreeks zonder Proxy, of gebruiken jullie die juist wel?
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. ~François Fénelon
Horse flowers Die dingen heten toch dandelions ofzo 
Die dingen heten toch dandelions ofzo
"End this war against drugs. Legalise the drug against wars."
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[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
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[b]Op donderdag 28 september 2006 09:12 schreef Rio het volgende:[/b]
Uiteindelijk is dit een star_gazer-krijgt-een-keiharde-lul-van-zichzelf-omdat-hij-zichzelf-verheven-voelt topic.
Ja kan best wel, maar ik vond het wel leuk om het droog vanuit het nederlands naar engels te vertelen, net als butter flowersquote:Op maandag 14 april 2008 23:05 schreef star_gazer het volgende:
Horse flowers
Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
thank you .. dialing .. ca 5973 (F) ringing 1... (male) ard help line ga
hello this is john
you guys sell some wodka?
we are a we help people get into treat ment for alchol and substance abuse ga
im not treathing anyone with alcohol.. sorry, i just want to buy some wodka
we dont sell vodka we are a helpline ga
hes obviously got the wrong number ga
i have an alcohol problem thats true
how did you know?
you called us for help we dont sell vodka ga
also beer will do the trick
or wine
he has a hard time understanding this is a help line we dont sell alcohol ga
drugs then?
some herione
look im going to go he has a problem with alchol and drugs this is a treat ment center we dont do that kind of stuff h if he wants to come clean he can call us back later
i want to come clean
but its hard
im cant hear a shit, i have no friend, the only friend i have is alcohol
okay give us a call back later after you sobered up a little and make sense we will see what we can do to get you help (hung up) ga or sk
hello this is john
you guys sell some wodka?
we are a we help people get into treat ment for alchol and substance abuse ga
im not treathing anyone with alcohol.. sorry, i just want to buy some wodka
we dont sell vodka we are a helpline ga
hes obviously got the wrong number ga
i have an alcohol problem thats true
how did you know?
you called us for help we dont sell vodka ga
also beer will do the trick
or wine
he has a hard time understanding this is a help line we dont sell alcohol ga
drugs then?
some herione
look im going to go he has a problem with alchol and drugs this is a treat ment center we dont do that kind of stuff h if he wants to come clean he can call us back later
i want to come clean
but its hard
im cant hear a shit, i have no friend, the only friend i have is alcohol
okay give us a call back later after you sobered up a little and make sense we will see what we can do to get you help (hung up) ga or sk
Op zondag 13 januari 2008 23:38 schreef remlof het volgende:
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
Je blijft me verbazen deepart, wat slik je in godsnaam?
Op maandag 27 december 2010 00:52[/url] schreef remlof het volgende:
Diepzinnige deepart.
Geniaal !
Doet me denken aan die reeks met die helpdesk-chatbox
!Doet me denken aan die reeks met die helpdesk-chatbox
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Lol..quote:Op dinsdag 15 april 2008 00:16 schreef deepart het volgende:
thank you .. dialing .. ca 5973 (F) ringing 1... (male) ard help line ga
hello this is john
you guys sell some wodka?
...
okay give us a call back later after you sobered up a little and make sense we will see what we can do to get you help (hung up) ga or sk
....nachtrijder...Nachtzwelgje!
okaj
here i go
can you deliver a big palm tree with very big coco nuts to the white house?
I think bush can use some real balls
here i go
can you deliver a big palm tree with very big coco nuts to the white house?
I think bush can use some real balls
Het leukste is nog wel meneer of mevrouw Olsen bellen, en vragen of je hun dochter ashley eventjes kunt spreken
Net een pizza besteld 
Op ut Vriethof, op un baank.
Gruuts op de Mestreechter Geis!
Hendig sjiek!
Vuilak!
Gruuts op de Mestreechter Geis!
Hendig sjiek!
Vuilak!
Had ik maar niet geklikt, ik wilde nog wel op tijd naar bed gaanquote:
In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
quote:Op vrijdag 11 april 2008 22:13 schreef Fatihtjuh het volgende:
Tvp
Lollig topic trouwens
Apple Store bellen en vragen of ze nog een Sony Vaio met Microsoft Windows Vista in voorraad hebben
quote:(male) we do net sell windows vista we are actually a apple store so we don't sell windows.
you should try best buy or electronic media. bye.
nou, ben benieuwd wanneer ze besluiten geen telefoontjes vanuit Nederland meer te accepteren 
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
quote:Op vrijdag 11 april 200814:38 schreef LogicalPsycho het volgende:
Ik belde ene meneer (Philip?) Banks in ( Bel-Air?) Phildelphia..
[afbeelding]
Niet echt een succes dus [afbeelding]
O en tuned upsite moet natuurlijk turned upside zijn.
flauw
I'm super sonic man
Do you wanna buy a rocket
Do you wanna buy a rocket
En waar heb je die laten bezorgen?quote:
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
Hele topic gelezen, maar deze sloeg echt ALLES!quote:
!!!"I wanna wrap it all around me" ofzo, godverkut lui op stage kijken me aan terwijl ik opeens hardop moest lachen
Thanks.quote:Op dinsdag 15 april 2008 05:17 schreef RickTheGreatest het volgende:
[..]
Hele topic gelezen, maar deze sloeg echt ALLES!
"I wanna wrap it all around me" ofzo, godverkut lui op stage kijken me aan terwijl ik opeens hardop moest lachen
Elk huis z’n kruiswoordraadsels
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
Iedereen z'n plaats aan tafel
Maar ik kom wat later, ik kom wat later
