"All the good ones are taken"

Ach jongen toch.

Gelukkig is het touw in de aanbieding bij de Praxis.

spanneeeeeeennnnnd!!!!1

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Op donderdag 20 september 2007 07:17 schreef SuperwormJim het volgende:
spanneeeeeeennnnnd!!!!1

bikkelhard

Ze laat zich graag uithollen door een willekeurige snaak. Misschien mag jij meedoen als je het netjes vraagt.

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Op woensdag 19 september 2007 19:47 schreef RickoKun het volgende:
stuur haar clipjes van jou waarin je keihard je pik aftrekt dmv. je moeder haar panty, terwijl je je linker indexvinger in je reet stopt.

ik heb aan den lijve ondervonden dat dat niet altijd werkt,
zelfs niet bij vrouwen die inloggen als hotgirl, sexygurl of dushibabe op de tmfchat

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Op woensdag 19 september 2007 19:47 schreef RickoKun het volgende:
stuur haar clipjes van jou waarin je keihard je pik aftrekt dmv. je moeder haar panty, terwijl je je linker indexvinger in je reet stopt.

Ik weet niet hoe je 't verzint, maar het klinkt behoorlijk zielig .

Wat heeft dit te maken met de wet van Murphy?

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Op donderdag 20 september 2007 09:34 schreef fathank het volgende:

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Ik weet niet hoe je 't verzint, maar het klinkt behoorlijk zieligk .

Ze is gewoon een slet?

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Op donderdag 20 september 2007 00:33 schreef Beelzebub85 het volgende:
Ach jongen toch.

Gelukkig is het touw in de aanbieding bij de Praxis.

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Op donderdag 20 september 2007 15:27 schreef Relneger18 het volgende:

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zie de topictitel

Dan staat Hals vraag nog steeds, want er gaat maar een ding fout in je verhaal, pik.

Ik ben het niet met je eens.

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Op woensdag 19 september 2007 23:40 schreef cerror het volgende:
Vrouwen, pfrt, je kan nog beter chileense lama's houden.

maar die spugen zo veel, geef ze een shaggie en ze zijn net tokkie's

Kansloooooos, via msn regelen


suckel

Het feit dat je in je fotoboek geen foto van jezelf hebt zal al verklaren waarom potentiële vriendinnetjes spontaan vriendjes gaan verzinnen. Of heeft dat er niks mee te maken?

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Op donderdag 20 september 2007 15:27 schreef Relneger18 het volgende:

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zie de topictitel

Wat heeft de TT te maken met de volgende wet? (murphy):

"Als er meer dan één manier is om een taak te doen en één van die manieren zal in een ramp resulteren, dan zal iemand het zo doen".

Tja lullig voor je, maar er zijn meer vrouwen dan kerken he

Ze stapt trouwens wel snel over naar een andere vriend zeg

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Op vrijdag 21 september 2007 04:50 schreef HAL9000S het volgende:

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Wat heeft de TT te maken met de volgende wet? (murphy):

"Als er meer dan één manier is om een taak te doen en één van die manieren zal in een ramp resulteren, dan zal iemand het zo doen".

Nothing is as easy as it looks
Everything takes longer than you think
If anything can go wrong, it will

Mensen die het de ene dag over hun ex hebben en de volgende dag over hun vriend, zijn sowieso labiel en dienen stante pede geskipt te worden als potentieel date-materiaal. Een makkelijker te herkennen alarmsignaal is er bijna niet.

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Op vrijdag 21 september 2007 07:00 schreef SuperwormJim het volgende:

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omdat er nog een maar wetten zijn:

# All the good ones are taken.
# If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
# The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
# Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
# The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
# Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
# The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
# Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
# Nice guys (girls) finish last.
# The good ones die first.
# If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
# Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
# The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
# Nothing improves with age.
# No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
# Sex has no calories.
# Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
# There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
# Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
# No sex with anyone in the same office.
# Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
# A man in the house is worth two in the street.
# If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
# Virginity can be cured.
# When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
# Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
# The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
# Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
# It is always the wrong time of month.
# The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
# When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
# Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
# Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
# The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
# It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
# Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
# Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
# There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
# Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
# Love is a hole in the heart.
# If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
# Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
# Do it only with the best.
# Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
# One good turn gets most of the blankets.
# You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
# Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
# It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Anonymous comment:
The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...NEVER loved and lost!
# Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
# Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
# Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
# Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
# A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
# What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
# It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
# Never say no.
# A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
# Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
# Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
# Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
# A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
# Love comes in spurts.
# The world does not revolve on an axis.
# Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
# Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
# Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
# There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
# Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
# Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
# "This won't hurt, I promise."
# Nothing improves with age.
# An ex-wife/husband will always be "till death do us part".