.Aanleiding: Er was eens...
een vervelend mannetje op MSN, genaamd Kurt. Die bleef me de hele dag het hoofd volzeuren over Ana Ivanovic (Servische tennister). Of ik nog foto\'s/filmpjes had enz. Heel vermoeiend i.i.g. Omdat die gozer toch zo kinderlijk debiel op me overkwam, ondans z\'n leeftijd (17), wilde ik \'m maar es voor de gek houden. Plan: doen alsof je Ana op MSN hebt (:\') ) . Een vriend van me speelde Ana op MSN en het resultaat is nogal lachwekkend :\') . Ik heb de halve tijd liggen huilen van het lachen. Ik denk dat het voor anderen wat minder grappig is, omdat het \'live\' toch een andere ervaring is
. Toch wilde ik het jullie niet onthouden .quote:En toen viel die offline, maar daar kwam hier weer:(21:56) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: hello Ana
(21:56) Ana {seMi FinalS: Bjorn who\'s this?
(21:56) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: are you it real?
(21:56) Ana {seMi FinalS: it real? you eman am I ana? ...yes why?
(21:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im your biggest fan
(21:57) Ana {seMi FinalS: I seem to be getting a lot of those where are you from?
(21:58) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: the netherlands
(21:58) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i swere im your biggest fan
(21:58) Ana {seMi FinalS: just like bjorn...where do you knwo eachother from?
(21:59) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: from your site
(21:59) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: do you now feyenoord?
(21:59) Ana {seMi FinalS: no who is it?
(22:00) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: a footbalclub
(22:00) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: in the netherlands
(22:00) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: do you like footbal?
(22:00) Ana {seMi FinalS: Not really, I like tennis more
(22:00) Bjorn [noch eine:
(22:02) Bjorn [noch eine: kurt
(22:02) Bjorn [noch eine: are you still there
(22:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(22:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: wy?
(22:03) Bjorn [noch eine: i think you have some more questions
(22:03) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: mijn hart bonk in mu keel man ik praat gewoon nu mt Ana Ivanovic
(22:03) Ana {seMi FinalS: what?
(22:03) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: Ana wow do you do condition training?
(22:03) Ana {seMi FinalS: Ofcourse, can\'t reach the top without it
(22:04) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes but i have som problems with conditions training i play footbal and i like to do tennis and to look to it and to look to you
(22:05) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but my conditions is good a little time and then it goos back down
(22:05) Ana {seMi FinalS: aww thank you ...so flattering
(22:05) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i train very hard much people thing i play next year fo feyenoord rotterdam and maybe later for maybe fc basel
(22:06) Ana {seMi FinalS: How old are you?
(22:06) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: friday i bin 17 20 july is my birthday
(22:07) Ana {seMi FinalS: oh that\'s soon!
(22:07) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i want to come to you at the ordina open but i cant
(22:07) Ana {seMi FinalS: aww why not?
(22:07) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: my parend must working and my nepew is that day sick
(22:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i have been 3 weeks feeling bad becose i can see you but i dont
(22:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: bycose my nephew where sick
(22:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: sorry for my bad english
(22:08) Ana {seMi FinalS: no problem
(22:09) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: what is hello in serbish?
(22:10) Ana {seMi FinalS: Bridjzna
(22:10) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: wow
(22:11) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: realy cooL to learn serbish from the real Ana Ivanovic
(22:11) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:11) Ana {seMi FinalS: or zdravo is the more popular word for hello
(22:12) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(22:14) Ana {seMi FinalS: so you must still be in school, right? I haven\'t had time for school because I was busy with my tournaments
(22:14) Ana {seMi FinalS: do you know which ones I\'ve won?
(22:15) Ana {seMi FinalS: Kurt?
(22:15) Ana {seMi FinalS: are you still there?
(22:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes i bin ther
(22:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but i cant stil beleve
(22:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: that im talking to you
(22:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:16) Ana {seMi FinalS: why?
(22:16) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: because i m your biggest fan i realy alwese meet you and talk to you do you now the footbal club vfb stuttgart?
(22:17) Ana {seMi FinalS: No I don\'t
(22:17) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i bin for the first time in my life with populair people on picture and i see them
(22:17) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: it was so cooL
(22:18) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: that are pardo and osorio
(22:18) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i was that day realy happy ffor the first time i meet populair people
(22:18) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: or how do you say that populair people?
(22:18) Ana {seMi FinalS: famous people?
(22:19) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes and what els?
(22:19) Ana {seMi FinalS: what do you mean?
(22:19) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: what is the english word for populair people
(22:19) Ana {seMi FinalS: famous people...?
(22:20) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(22:20) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(22:20) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:20) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but i alwese meeet and talk to you
(22:21) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im so happy
(22:21) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: what is your next tournament?
(22:21) Ana {seMi FinalS: aww that\'s so flattering
(22:21) Ana {seMi FinalS: toronto
(22:21) Ana {seMi FinalS: but my knee hurts
(22:22) Ana {seMi FinalS: so I couldn\'t play fed cup this weekend
(22:22) Ana {seMi FinalS:
(22:22) Ana {seMi FinalS: or in San Diego
(22:23) Bjorn [noch eine: good luck in toronto
(22:23) Ana {seMi FinalS: aww thank you, you\'re so sweet
(22:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes bjorn i want to say it furst
(22:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: good luck Ana in toronto
(22:24) Ana {seMi FinalS: you\'re sweet too Kurt
(22:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but i want to ask you a very yes how i say it in english
(22:25) Ana {seMi FinalS: ?
(22:25) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: you are somtimes
(22:25) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: not fokUs
(22:25) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: how i say it
(22:25) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: nervis
(22:25) Ana {seMi FinalS: I don\'t know, maybe bjorn knows what to say
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: nervis
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: do you now what i meen?
(22:26) Ana {seMi FinalS: I don\'t know what you mean
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: your nervis for the game?
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: nervous
(22:26) Ana {seMi FinalS: ooh nervous
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: sorry
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:26) Ana {seMi FinalS: yes a little
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: thank you that i am sweet
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:26) Ana {seMi FinalS: but I think that\'s normal
(22:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes but
(22:27) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: sorry that i that says over you but i dont want to say it but i cant on the rite word but before a match by soccer footbal i very nervous how i going with my nervous?
(22:28) Ana {seMi FinalS: it\'s normal to be nervous for a match
(22:28) Ana {seMi FinalS: don\'t avoid it , just think about the match and focus
(22:28) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes but i play not so good because i become nervous
(22:28) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(22:29) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: many people now that i your biggest fan and say that i meat you at a sport award
(22:29) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: or somting
(22:29) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: thee thing im become a real good footbal
(22:29) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: and many profesional footbalclubs
(22:30) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ar interested inme
(22:31) Ana {seMi FinalS: keep up the good work and you\'ll reach the top
(22:31) Ana {seMi FinalS: stay focussed
(22:31) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but maybe i meat you at a sport award
(22:31) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: or somting
(22:31) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:31) Ana {seMi FinalS: we\'ll see
(22:31) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i must this holiday to rotterdam and to maybe england
(22:32) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: to play a solisitation match than a talk with the manager from arsenal
(22:32) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: and chelsea
(22:32) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: and than
(22:32) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i hope it so
(22:33) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but Ana in the final from roland garros your very nervous you say?
(22:33) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: how comes that?
quote:En toen weer verder naar het originele gesprek:13-7-2007 22:38:36 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd] sorry mu msn viel uit
13-7-2007 22:38:39 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:43 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:45 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:47 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:49 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:50 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:53 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:38:59 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:01 Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:02 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:07 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:10 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:16 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:18 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:21 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
13-7-2007 22:39:29 -,*»'Kurt (*)] , > Bjorn [noch eine moanjd
quote:Die errors waren nep, hij denkt nu dat Ana heel boos is op hem(22:39) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ja nu wel
(22:39) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im very sory Ana
(22:40) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but my computer fal out
(22:40) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but im back
(22:40) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:40) Ana {seMi FinalS: ow ok
(22:41) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: Ana may i have your msn?
(22:42) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: bjorn ben je er?
(22:42) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: waar is Ana ?
(22:42) Bjorn [noch eine: poepen geloof ik
(22:43) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: keej
(22:43) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: bedankt eeej maat
(22:43) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: voor dit
(22:43) Ana {seMi FinalS: what?
(22:43) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: eej hep je beetje meejgelezen met ons gesprek?
(22:43) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ow hello Ana
(22:43) Bjorn [noch eine: nee helemaal niet
(22:44) Ana {seMi FinalS: what are you talking about?
(22:44) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ik ga miss nr Arsenal of chelsea
(22:44) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: sorry we talking in dutch
(22:46) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: Ana
(22:46) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: how train you for your conditions?
(22:46) Ana {seMi FinalS: yes?
(22:46) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes but how?
(22:47) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i can run in the forest
(22:47) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but
(22:47) Ana {seMi FinalS: Practicing on court and running
(22:47) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: it comes not realt better than the firts day before
(22:48) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: chelsea and arsenal wont me but mt conditions is not so realy good what i must do?
(22:48) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: must i a personal trainer
(22:48) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: having?
(22:48) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: or?
(22:49) Ana {seMi FinalS: yes a personal trainer will know what\'s best for you
(22:49) Ana {seMi FinalS: so if you\'re semi-pro or pro it\'s a must have
(22:50) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes my parendts maybe going stop for me with wurking and where leving to england
(22:50) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: and maybe i have ther a manager?
(22:50) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i hope so
(22:51) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: you have a dutch coach
(22:51) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ?
(22:51) Ana {seMi FinalS: Yes
(22:51) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(22:51) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but i have problems with my kg
(22:51) Ana {seMi FinalS: Sven\'s great he helped me get so far
(22:52) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i bin very light
(22:52) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im 17 and im 55 kg
(22:52) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but im very fast
(22:53) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:53) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: and
(22:53) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: where are you now?
(22:54) Ana {seMi FinalS: Belgrade, or Belgrado I think Sven called it
(22:55) Ana {seMi FinalS: I thought you were a fan?
(22:55) Ana {seMi FinalS: most of them know where I am xD
(22:55) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes but
(22:55) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: soryi now it where you are as you now look to right i now it
(22:55) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:56) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im just joking but i want to now it for sjur
(22:56) Ana {seMi FinalS: No only on tuesdays
(22:56) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ?
(22:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: what do you mean?
(22:57) Ana {seMi FinalS: I only got to Sjur on tuesdays
(22:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i want to now it for sure
(22:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: that you wher in belgrado
(22:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(22:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: wats sjur
(22:57) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: wats a sjur
(22:58) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im mean sure it was a foul of me
(22:58) Ana {seMi FinalS: Sjur is a little village I sometimes go to
(22:59) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: what do you go to do there
(23:00) Ana {seMi FinalS: some friends live there and I sometimes visit them
(23:00) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(23:01) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: do you tthing after the game in the netherlands is a very raining land?
(23:01) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:02) Ana {seMi FinalS: Yes but wimbledon was very rainy too
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: the netherland
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ar so rare
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: somtimes rain and sometimes sun
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >
(23:02) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: how is is it in belgrade?
(23:04) Ana {seMi FinalS: it\'s hot
(23:04) Ana {seMi FinalS: and sunny
(23:05) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(23:05) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: here is it ok very hot
(23:05) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but now is it 21 o
(23:05) Ana {seMi FinalS: is it? no rain?
(23:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: 21 degrees
(23:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: not rain but sunny
(23:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: better you come now to rosmalen
(23:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:08) Ana {seMi FinalS: where is that?
(23:08) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: wher th ordina open is
(23:09) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: shertogenbosch
(23:09) Ana {seMi FinalS: ooow yea I remember
(23:09) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(23:10) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: do you read the meSADs
(23:10) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: on your site
(23:10) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ?
(23:10) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: for you?
(23:10) Ana {seMi FinalS: the what?
(23:13) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: meseadges
(23:13) Ana {seMi FinalS: ow the messages?
(23:13) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: yes
(23:13) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:13) Ana {seMi FinalS: yea most of them
(23:13) Ana {seMi FinalS: but there are so many!
(23:13) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: do you read the posts from me?
(23:14) Ana {seMi FinalS: I don\'t know I\'ve read a lot of messages can\'t remember everything
(23:14) Bjorn [noch eine: ana can kurt post that you have friends in sjur?
(23:14) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: im kurtw8
(23:14) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: on the forum
(23:14) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: bjorn dat vrgaag je tog zomaar niet
(23:14) Bjorn [noch eine: waarom niet
(23:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: kweenie
(23:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ben verlegen
(23:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ik moet zo nr boven
(23:15) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:15) Ana {seMi FinalS: ?
(23:15) Ana {seMi FinalS: I don\'t understand
(23:16) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: no im ask something to bjorn
(23:16) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:16) Ana {seMi FinalS: what are you asking?
(23:16) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: nou
(23:16) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: uu
(23:17) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: bjorn askt to you of i post that you go to sjur but i say that he not that saying so to you
(23:17) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:17) -,*»\'Kurt ] , > i not coming out of my words
(23:17) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:18) Ana {seMi FinalS: you want to post it on your forum?
(23:18) Ana {seMi FinalS: about sjur
(23:19) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: no bjorn say that i must post it but i dont of you itgood is that i post that
(23:19) Ana {seMi FinalS: go ahead post it
(23:19) Ana {seMi FinalS: nobody will believe you I think
(23:22) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(23:22) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but how late is it now in belgrade?
(23:23) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: wats the time in belgrade?
(23:23) Bjorn [noch eine: zelfde als hier
(23:23) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: are you tomorow on msn?
(23:24) Bjorn [noch eine: nee dan moet ze poepen
(23:24) Ana {seMi FinalS: I don\'t know
(23:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: haha
(23:24) Ana {seMi FinalS: maybe
(23:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: ok
(23:24) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: i hope so
(23:25) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but i must go now
(23:25) Ana {seMi FinalS: aww ok
(23:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: but i have a little 15 minutes
(23:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: to tolk to you
(23:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: and then am going to dream about you
(23:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >:
(23:26) -,*»\'Kurt ] , >: sorry i have never say that
(23:27) Error: U maakt niet langer deel uit van dit gesprek.
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