For the funniest possible suicide you need:
6 Stories length of bungee cord.
4 Stories length piano wire.
Superglue.
A party hat.
A party blower/whistle.
A 20 story office building. (Bonus if its an office building you work at.
The ingredients combine as such.
First, attach the bungee to the building and then your ankles as would normally be done for a bungee jump.
Second, fashion a noose out of the piano wire and place around your neck.
Third, Superglue the party hat to your head.
Fourth, Superglue the party blower to your lips.
Fifth, Superglue your hands to your head, fingers pointed towards the ground, heel of the palm aimed skyward.
Then jump off the building.
If any of you are missing Imagination32.dll, I'll explain the results. As you jump, and the four stories of piano wire runs out, your head is severed from your body. The bungee cord length then runs out. The net result is that you are left holding your decapitated head, complete with party whistle and party hat, whilst dangling upside down. Thus the bonus for doing this in a building you work at. If you can measure the distance just right, you end up smiling in at your bosses office.
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As a side note, during a recent conversation, it has come to my attention that a rubber chicken sticking head first from your fly would be an added option to increase the hilarity of the suicide.
Ik weet het - dit is een redelijk serieus topic, maar toen ik deze voor de eerste keer las was ik zo ongelooflijk hard aan het lachen... hij is echt geniaal!
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