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  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:06:21 #1
55183 dork22
Always the hard way
pi_11570297
Wie kent er leuke "yo momma jokes"??

bv. Yo momma's so fat her bloodtype is ragout!
Yo momma's so ugly she uses a line of make up called: "why bother"

Does Big Brother exist?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:09:56 #2
60243 audioslaaf
Music = life
pi_11570382
Schijt aan die yo-mamma's jokes.
Je moet je moeder niet pesten, die heeft het al moeilijk zat.
Ze moet al elke dag naar jouw hoofd kijken, je hebt geen idee hoe deprimerend dat is!

Houdoe en bedankt olé olé
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:11:17 #3
49957 Swami_Twelvinchalami
Spiritual lovemachine.
pi_11570413
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
De man. Het kapsel. Het charisma. De stem. De brede borstkas. De swami. Eén brok liefde. Warm en puur. Heb mij lief.
Fotoboek.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:11:36 #4
54997 Posdnous
Moslima-knuffelaar
pi_11570420
quote:
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:11 schreef Swami_Twelvinchalami het volgende:
Yo momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
When it comes to being Plug 1, it's just me, myself and I
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:15:01 #5
54144 Boschjesman
Fade to Black.
pi_11570488
Yo momma is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:15:14 #6
49957 Swami_Twelvinchalami
Spiritual lovemachine.
pi_11570493
Yo momma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
De man. Het kapsel. Het charisma. De stem. De brede borstkas. De swami. Eén brok liefde. Warm en puur. Heb mij lief.
Fotoboek.
pi_11570542
Yo momma is so fat, when i fuck her and im finished, i roll over twice................. I'M STILL ON THE BITCH. .
Superfly.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:18:08 #8
54997 Posdnous
Moslima-knuffelaar
pi_11570556
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style

Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

When it comes to being Plug 1, it's just me, myself and I
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:18:13 #9
55183 dork22
Always the hard way
pi_11570559
yo momma's so old she dat behind jezus in the 3rt grade..
Does Big Brother exist?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:18:36 #10
60243 audioslaaf
Music = life
pi_11570567
Yo mama is so fat you can play poker on her ass!
Houdoe en bedankt olé olé
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:19:22 #11
55183 dork22
Always the hard way
pi_11570590
quote:
quote:
Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Does Big Brother exist?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:19:44 #12
49957 Swami_Twelvinchalami
Spiritual lovemachine.
pi_11570602
Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
De man. Het kapsel. Het charisma. De stem. De brede borstkas. De swami. Eén brok liefde. Warm en puur. Heb mij lief.
Fotoboek.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:20:20 #13
39418 Brick_Top
Psychonout
pi_11570618
quote:
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:18 schreef Posdnous het volgende:
Yo mama's so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style
WHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! . . .
Superfly.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:20:31 #14
55183 dork22
Always the hard way
pi_11570623
quote:
Op vrijdag 4 juli 2003 22:18 schreef audioslaaf het volgende:
Yo mama is so fat you can play poker on her ass! whit an ashtray in the center
Does Big Brother exist?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:22:08 #15
60243 audioslaaf
Music = life
pi_11570653
VETTE TOPIC!

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door audioslaaf op 04-07-2003 22:22]

Houdoe en bedankt olé olé
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:22:20 #16
54997 Posdnous
Moslima-knuffelaar
pi_11570660
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.


Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

When it comes to being Plug 1, it's just me, myself and I
pi_11570679
Yo momma is so fat, her belt size is "Equator"

Goed gejat. .

  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:23:12 #18
49957 Swami_Twelvinchalami
Spiritual lovemachine.
pi_11570686
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo momma so fat, she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out off George Washington's nose.

De man. Het kapsel. Het charisma. De stem. De brede borstkas. De swami. Eén brok liefde. Warm en puur. Heb mij lief.
Fotoboek.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:24:01 #19
54997 Posdnous
Moslima-knuffelaar
pi_11570700
haha
When it comes to being Plug 1, it's just me, myself and I
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:25:01 #20
55183 dork22
Always the hard way
pi_11570724
yo mama is so fat she pools whit planets..
Does Big Brother exist?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:26:11 #21
49957 Swami_Twelvinchalami
Spiritual lovemachine.
pi_11570748
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat, her Highschool picture is taken on airfoto.

En de laatste voor vandaag:
Yo momma's so fat, she wears a refrigerator as a beeper.

De man. Het kapsel. Het charisma. De stem. De brede borstkas. De swami. Eén brok liefde. Warm en puur. Heb mij lief.
Fotoboek.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:26:58 #22
60243 audioslaaf
Music = life
pi_11570763
Yo mama's so fat she transports illegal immigrants in her ass!
Houdoe en bedankt olé olé
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:28:33 #23
55183 dork22
Always the hard way
pi_11570794
jo mama is so dumb she orders 5 big mc menus and a diet coke cuz' she's on a diet
Does Big Brother exist?
Of course he exists.
Does he exist like me or you?
You do not exist.
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:28:48 #24
60243 audioslaaf
Music = life
pi_11570800
Yo mamma's so fat when she kisses you there's lipstick all over you're body.
Houdoe en bedankt olé olé
  vrijdag 4 juli 2003 @ 22:29:47 #25
32346 Xebrozius
tactloze lul
pi_11570830
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
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