Premier League 2002 - 2003 -part 6-

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:23 schreef Doc het volgende:

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Zo bijzonder was het niet wat ik gepost had. Voetbalhumor van het anti-manc soort. Altijd leuk . Geintresseerden kunnen het hier
Premier League 2002 - 2003 -part 5-
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En heeft Bergkamp weer wat geflikt?

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:42 schreef Doc het volgende:

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Ah, je baalt er van dat ik het niet hier geplaats heb? Wil ik alsnog wel effe doen hoor

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:43 schreef zjroentje het volgende:

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* niet in de stemming is.

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[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Fulton op 09-02-2003 22:49]

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:48 schreef Fulton het volgende:

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woei!

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:48 schreef Fulton het volgende:

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[afbeelding]
woei!

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:49 schreef mitt het volgende:

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ik vind het maar belachelijk dat City spitsen blijft kopen, terwijl ze Goater hebben. Ik vind het een superspits.

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:49 schreef Doc het volgende:

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Ik vond het wel mooi hoe Fowler echt entoussiast stond te juichen bij het doelpunt van Goater, ondanks dat-ie voor hem inviel. Had jij daar ook zo van genoten ?

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 22:42 schreef Doc het volgende:

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Ah, je baalt er van dat ik het niet hier geplaats heb? Wil ik alsnog wel effe doen hoor

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A Liverpool fan walks past a shop and sees the video "Liverpool - The Glory Years". He goes into the shop and asks how much.
"Ŗ100" says the shopkeeper.
"That's a bit steep, how come it's so dear ??"
"Well its a tenner for the video and Ŗ90 for the Betamax recorder!!

What is the difference between a Scouser and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Why did Gerard Houllier go to Argos?
It's the only place he could pick up Premier points.

What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?
A battery has a positive side.

How do you save a scouser from drowning?
Take your foot of his head.

If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bike.

There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asks if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a man got up and said that he could tell a Scouser joke. Suddenly a bloke in the back of the bus said, "No, dont do that. Im a Liverpool Supporter" The guide looked at him and said, "Thats okay. Well explain it to you afterwards."

A scouser wins a few grand on the lottery and decides to buy a Mercedes. After driving round for a while he suddenly has a blowout and pulls over to change the wheel. After jacking up the car and removing the wheel, along comes another scouse scamp who starts smashing the headlights and windscreen. He turns to his merseydive counterpart and says "Ah'right ar' kid, you take dem der wheels like and ah'll get the stereo".

What's long, scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.

What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
The accused.

What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit?
The bride.

What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.

What is the difference between Michael Owen and an Airfix model kit without a tube of glue?
One is a Gluless Kit.....

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Op maandag 10 februari 2003 09:36 schreef Doc het volgende:

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De eerste was geestig, de rest inwisselbaar.

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Op zondag 9 februari 2003 21:54 schreef Frenkie het volgende:
Bergkamp was een rat..

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Newcastle manager Sir Bobby Robson was furious with the decision that led to French midfielder Laurent Robert seeing red at St James' Park.
Robert, having been booked only two minutes earlier, prevented Dennis Bergkamp from taking a quick free-kick and picked up a costly second yellow card.

But Robson insisted referee Neale Barry should have been more lenient.

He blasted: "It was an extremely harsh decision.

The greatest law in the game is the law of common sense and he lacked a bit of that in that incident

Newcastle manager Sir Bobby Robson
"There was not a player that Dennis Bergkamp could have given the ball to.

"It's spoiling behaviour and I just felt the ref could have handled it a bit differently.

"The greatest law in the game is the law of common sense and he lacked a bit of that in that incident."

Robson felt his side may have gone on to win the game without the dismissal, with Robert having cancelled out Thierry Henry's opener.

"We might have won it with 11," he said.

Robson added: "We've given a fantastic performance but they couldn't beat us with 10 players.

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger

"We're a good team and tactically we were spot-on.

"It was a marvellous game but the referee could have handled it a bit better."

"We're contending for the championship but we've lost that little chance now."

But Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger believed referee Barry had little option but to send Robert off.

Wenger said: "The referee had no choice because he already had one yellow card.

"And when you have free-kick against you, you must let team with the free-kick play the ball."

The Arsenal boss added: "The sending-off didn't change the game a lot.

"They defended well, they were very resilient.

"But overall we were consistent and I'm happy with the performance and the spirit we showed."

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