"Many who live deserve death. And some who die deserve life. Can you give it to them?
Then do not be eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
..en zie m'n sig 
Ik ga nog nadenken over nog een paar..
En nu jullie.
Wolkje
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Wolkje op 30-09-2002 17:43]
"You fok with me, you fok with the best! Now gimme the fokkin' money!..." Scarface!!!
"Never underestimate the power of stupidity" The Matrix meen ik...
En deze vergat ik nog:
"On my signal, unleash hel!!"Gladiator!!
Nu weten jullie ook mijn movie top 4 
(in willekeurige volgorde)
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door thumper op 30-09-2002 17:50]
"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all". This moral is now known by such names as the Thumperian principle, "Thumper's rule" or "Thumper's law".
Leonard: The world doesn't just disappear when you close your eyes, does it?
Leonard Shelby: We all have nightmares to remind ourselves who we really are.
Leonard Shelby: Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.
Leonard Shelby: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there.'
Leonard Shelby: I don't think they let people like me carry guns.
Teddy: I fuckin' hope not.
[Leonard's memory blanks and he finds himself running.]
Leonard Shelby: Okay, so what am I doing? [Glimpses Dodd running parallel to him through rows of cars.] Oh, I'm chasing this guy. [Dodd stops, pulls out a gun and points it at Leonard.] No... he's chasing me.
Vanaf hier
Is alles wat het lijkt.
'Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?'
Beide natuurlijk uit Full Metal Jacket.
What a day for a daydream.
quote:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 17:55 schreef julekes het volgende:
'I didn't know they piled shit that high, private Joker''Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?'
Beide natuurlijk uit Full Metal Jacket.
en
"I will make him an offer he cannot refuse"
Beide uit de meest geniale film allertijden
Run Forrest .... RUN!!!! --> Forrest Gump uiteraard
Death Smiles At Us All --> The Gladiator
uit Clueless, niet bepaald hoogstaande film, maar ik gebruik die quote ook regelmatig 
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door _o_ op 30-09-2002 18:01]
quote:het is Never underestimate the prictebilety of stupidity
Never underestimate the power of stupidity
niet de matrix maar Snatch
i`m expecting nothing from you but to die and be a realy cheap funeral
the simpsons(ok geen film maar wel een goede opmerking 
)
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
quote:Namelijk?
Op maandag 30 september 2002 17:57 schreef m0rph3us het volgende:
"Leave the gun, take the canoli."en
"I will make him an offer he cannot refuse"
Beide uit de meest geniale film allertijden
Wolkje
quote:Jaaaaah, Snatch, helemaal gelijk! En daarin zit nog zo'n fantastisch zinnetje:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:01 schreef SirPsycho het volgende:niet de matrix maar Snatch
"Is that gun for 'zie djermans'?"
"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all". This moral is now known by such names as the Thumperian principle, "Thumper's rule" or "Thumper's law".
quote:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:04 schreef thumper het volgende:[..]
Jaaaaah, Snatch, helemaal gelijk! En daarin zit nog zo'n fantastisch zinnetje:
"Is that gun for 'zie djermans'?"
southpark bigger longer & uncut zit ook vol met goeie quotes
Vanaf hier
Is alles wat het lijkt.
quote:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:04 schreef Wolkje het volgende:[..]
Namelijk?
Wolkje
What a day for a daydream.
Sex you want, you aint gettin', sex your gettin' you don't want it! - the new guy.
quote:Hij vindt de Godfather een geniale film.
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:04 schreef Wolkje het volgende:[..]
Namelijk?
Wolkje
quote:"Protection from who? Zie Dzjurmans?"
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:04 schreef thumper het volgende:[..]
Jaaaaah, Snatch, helemaal gelijk! En daarin zit nog zo'n fantastisch zinnetje:
"Is that gun for 'zie djermans'?"
quote:ik ken de quotes wel, maar weet even niet
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:05 schreef julekes het volgende:[..]
meer uit welke film het komt.
Wolkje
quote:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:06 schreef MeneerTim het volgende:[..]
Hij vindt de Godfather een geniale film.
What a day for a daydream.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
-------------------
Waarom gaat er bij mij een "Pulp Fiction" lampje branden 
(in dat stukje waar Samuel L Jackson binnenkort bij die 3 lapzwansen "Can i have a bit of your burger? Can i have a sip of your Sprite?"
quote:Ah, oke..
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:08 schreef julekes het volgende:[..]
Had ik overheen gelezen.
Thanx in ieder geval.
Wolkje
quote:Ja, kut zeg, mijn geheugen wordt ook almaar slechter...
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:07 schreef Heerlijk_Helder_Freek, naar aanleiding van mijn foutieve quote, het volgende:[..."Is that gun for 'zie djermans'?" ...]
"Protection from who? Zie Dzjurmans?"
Maar bedankt!
"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all". This moral is now known by such names as the Thumperian principle, "Thumper's rule" or "Thumper's law".
quote:Wil je niet over mij heen lezen?
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:10 schreef Wolkje het volgende:
Had ik overheen gelezen.
,
!
Ontopic: I think you're trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson. You are trying to seduce me aren't you Mrs Robinson?
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy?Or are you gonna bite?"
"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize"
Scarface:
zie sign en ondert.+
What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes.
You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can
point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy."
Pulp fiction:
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Full Metal Jacket:
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Zo stop amar ffkes, genoeg quotes gevonden uit meesterlijke films. 
Rick Blaine: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick Blaine: I never make plans that far ahead.
uiteraard uit Casablanca
Just a little lovin', early in the mornin'
Beats a cup of coffee for startin' off the day.
quote:Offtopic:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:13 schreef MeneerTim het volgende:[..]
Wil je niet over mij heen lezen?
't spijt me verschrikkelijk.
Maar om nu gelijk een kots-smiley te plaatsen,
lijkt mij ook een beetje overdreven..
Wolkje
quote:NI!
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:17 schreef JedaiNait het volgende:
We are the knights who say: 'NI!'
Die scene met de ridder bij de brug is ook geniaal:
'come back, you coward!' (of zoiets)
What a day for a daydream.
quote:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:16 schreef Wolkje het volgende:
't spijt me verschrikkelijk.
.quote:Vind ik niet.
Maar om nu gelijk een kots-smiley te plaatsen,
lijkt mij ook een beetje overdreven..
,
!
quote:Het leukste aan die hele scene vind ik: "We call it a draw".
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:20 schreef julekes het volgende:[..]
NI!
Die scene met de ridder bij de brug is ook geniaal:
'come back, you coward!' (of zoiets)
quote:Yeah, I like that. But that ain't the truth! The truth is, you are the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men; but I'm trying, Ringo, I'm trying real hard...to be the shepherd.
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:03 schreef The_Comeback-kid het volgende:
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
quote:Meesterlijke rol van Nickholson in "A few good men"!!
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:33 schreef Generaal_Foutje het volgende:
"You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."
quote:Ja absoluut! Demi Moore stak een beetje af bij de prestaties van Tom Cruise en vooral Jack Nicholson. Een van de beschuldigden is trouwens Cuba Gooding Junior, die de laatste tijd nogal wat grote rollen speelt.
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:34 schreef sizzler het volgende:[..]
Meesterlijke rol van Nickholson in "A few good men"!!
quote:
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:14 schreef Tony_Montana het volgende:
Reservoir Dogs:
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy?Or are you gonna bite?"
\/
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"Do not even attempt to grow a brain"
"Shoot the hostage"
"Oh my God he is insane!"
Speed.
"Luke I am your father"
(duh)
"PMS is my secret weapon?!?"
(Buffy The Vampire Slayer. de film zonder Sarah Michelle)
"En hoe wilt meneer betalen? Cash, cheque, American Express?"
"Nee, Polaroid!"
Flodder
"Is this Heaven?"
"No, it's Iowa"
Field of Dreams
"Can I drive?"
"Maybe when you're older"
"I'm older than five!"
Titan A.E.
"We will not rest until nightfall."
"What about breakfast?"
"We just had breakfast"
"What about second breakfast?"
"..."
"I don't think he's heard of second breakfast."
"What about elevensies? Lunch? Afternoon tea? Diner? Supper? He has heard of those, has he?"
"Don't count on it..."
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Let's hunt some orc"
Idem (alleen zijn het Uruk-Hai)
"The chances of succesfully navigating an astroidfield are approximately 248713 to 1."
"Never tell me the odds"
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
"Cowabunga!"
Als je dit niet weet... 
"Ogres are like onions."
"What, 'cause they stink?"
"No..."
"'cause they make people cry?"
"No...!"
"You mean if you leave them out they get brown and start growing little white hairs?"
Shrek
"So this is DuLoc... It's really big. Do you think this Farquaad is compensating for something?"
more Shrek
"What kind of knight are you??"
"One of a kind!"
and again...
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
Trainspotting
"Houston, we've got a problem..."
Apollo 13
"I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?"
weer Trainspotting
"This definitely rates a 9 point 0 on my Weird-Shit-O-Meter!"
M.I.B.
"We could get killed, or worse, expelled!!"
"She needs to sort out her priorities"
Harry potter
"What kind of music do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western"
Blues Brothers
"I'm gonna have to shoot you, it's the American way"
The Mexican
"Ignorance is bliss."
The Matrix
"Telephonecall for a mister Doo!"
"Melvin Doo?"
"No, Scooby"
Scooby Doo
"Sanka, are you dead?"
"Ya man..."
Cool Runnings
"Feel the rythm, feel the ride, get on in, it's bobsled-time! (Cool runnings!)"
(lijkt me duidelijk?)
"Sorry kid, but the Dynamic Duo is now the Dynamic Uno."
Oliver & company
"Mess with the best, die like the rest"
Hackers
"Are you famous?"
"No. I'm just a nobody..."
"Well you should be!"
Rockstar
"Crash and burn Casey."
The Faculty
"And what am I supposed to do while you're on your yellowbrick-quest for a brain?"
nogmaals...
"Isn't this usually the part where someone says: Lets get the fuck outta here?"
"Lets get the fuck outta here!"
nog een keertje The Faculty
"I'm not taking some home-made drug! That's so '80s."
"Aliens are taking over the Earth, weigh it."
Raad eens?
"That is not fuckin' that, this is fuckin' this!"
From Dusk 'till Dawn
"Psycho's do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fuckin' weird they are!"
wederom From Dusk 'till Dawn
"In the words of the ancients, one should make his decisions in the space of seven breaths. It's a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break right through to the other side."
Ghost Dog
"There is something to be learned from a rainstorm:
When meeting with a sudden shower you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. By doing such things as passing under the eves of houses you still get wet.
When you resolve from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking.
This understanding extends to all."
Ghost Dog
"Cool! My own Terminator!"
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"Dipshit? Did you just call moi a dipshit?"
idem
En om af te sluiten:
true love, man, there ain't no such thing, ya gotta boil it down to the essentials........it's like cube says, life ain't nothin' but bitches and money
this job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers
you die first, get it ?? your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me ??
you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed ??
if I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill you, you understand ??
people who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch
how the hell is your dad Danny ?......he passed away 7 years ago sir........well, don't I feel like a fuckin asshole
you see Danny, I can deal with the bullits, the bombs and the blood, I don't want money and I don't want medals, what I do want is for you to stand there in that fagotty white uniform and with your harvard mouth extend me some fuckin' courtesy.......you gotta ask me nicely
Though.. I do not know the way"..
Zo ontzettend lief!
Wolkje
*ik heb ook altijd pech*
Ik noem er een paar:
So a rat may taste like pumpkin-pie, I would never know 'cause I woulnd't eat the filthy motherfucker.
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass motherfucker.
En natuurlijk dat stukje met Tarantino zelf en Mr.Wolf. (Harvey Keitel)
Jimmy: Jules, did you see a sign outside my house that says "dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Uhm..No..
Jimmy: You know why?!?
Jules: Uhm....
Jimmy: BECAUSE STORING DEAD NIGGERS AIN'T MY FUCKING BUSINESS!!
Als dan Mr.Wolf ook nog eens komt vliegen de geniale quotes en dialogen je om de oren..
Maar die zal ik je besparen
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Dr.Daggla op 30-09-2002 19:23]
quote:HH -> Handige Harry
Op maandag 30 september 2002 19:04 schreef Eur0tiC het volgende:
"drommels drommels(telefoongekraak)*
*ik heb ook altijd pech*
Wolkje
quote:juist.. bij wolkje gaat zo te zien de zon schijnen
Op maandag 30 september 2002 19:21 schreef Wolkje het volgende:[..]
HH -> Handige Harry
Wolkje
quote:Ja.. heeft de zon vandaag wel gedaan bij mij in ieder geval
Op maandag 30 september 2002 19:31 schreef Eur0tiC het volgende:[..]
juist.. bij wolkje gaat zo te zien de zon schijnen
Wolkje
quote:mijn favo...
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:21 schreef MeneerTim het volgende:[..]
Het leukste aan die hele scene vind ik: "We call it a draw".
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
Black Knight: I'll bite you to death
Just a little lovin', early in the mornin'
Beats a cup of coffee for startin' off the day.
You can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart"
"Demons to some, angels to others."
"You solved the Box. We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures."
"Do you know where you are?
You are at the Door to Dreams.
To black miracles and dark wonders.
Another life of unknown pleasures...
And it's yours; complete the pattern.
Solve the Puzzle. Turn the Key..."
"There's a world out there waiting to yield to us. So much flesh. So many different pleasures."
"Your suffering will be legendary... even in Hell."
"Human dreams: such a fruitful place to plant the seeds of terror."
"The mind is a labyrinth, ladies and gentleman, a puzzle. And while the paths of the brain are plainly visible, its ways deceptibly apparent. Its destinations are unknown, its secrets still secrets. And, if we are honest, it is the lure of the labyrinth that draws us to our chosen field to unlock those secrets. Others have been here before us and have left us signs, but we, as explorers of the mind, must devote our lives and energies to going further... to tread the unexplored corridors in the hope of finding, ultimately, the final solution."
Any of you fuckin' pigs move and I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you! (pulp fiction natuurlijk)
Maar je kan dan nog wel ff doorgaan, want de hele film bestaat alleen maar uit goeie quotes.
het is niet dood of dood
ik zal het laten zien
Vervolgens schiet hij die gozer dood en zegt tegen zijn vriend
je hebt net promotie gekregen zie ik
in het engels dan, zojuist in 24
Ik heb veel stomme posts gezien op fora, maar deze zit toch wel in de top 10 (voorzichtig geschat; het kan ook de top 5 zijn). Nou ik sta iig in zijn top 10
"Assimulate this!!" Michael Dorn - Startrek First Contact
"Ok people This is it........ The day they told us about in high school..... when algebra would actually save our lives." Val Kilmer - RED PLANET
"Our eys reflect our lives, don't they?" Tom Hardy - Startrek Nemesis
"No more drugs for that Man!!" Face off
"Glass or plastic, GLAS OR PLASTIC!!!" Nicolas Cage - The Rock
"Do your best? loosers always whine abouth there best, winners go home and fuck the Prome-Queen!" Sean Connery - The Rock
"The pope maybe French, but Jezus was an Englishman" a Knights Tale
"I was just a boy, when i climbed on to this hill and saw what was to become my city. I named it Camalot" Sean Connery - First Knight
"Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals." 12 Monkeys
Uit Theo en Thea
Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Boy: There is no spoon.
Prosecutor: And that also is very convenient, isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?
Andy Dufresne: Since I am innocent of this crime, I find it decidedly INCONVENIENT that the gun was never found.
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door RickN op 02-10-2002 14:28]
quote:Cool! Net gisteren The Matrix zitten kijken
Op woensdag 2 oktober 2002 14:21 schreef RickN het volgende:
"Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time."Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Boy: There is no spoon.
quote:Wheeeha here is your fucking landing light!!!
Op woensdag 2 oktober 2002 13:20 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:
Yippykayee motherfucker
IMDb Vote History
"Hey honey, they don't call this the cockpit for nothing"
"This is really good stuff, you know, boem...." ,stukje uit die hard 3 op het politiebureau als ze die eerste bom hebben gvonden.
"Now that's what I call a close encounter" , Will Smith; Independence Day.
MChaser
- Stick around,
- I let him go,
- He had to split,
- He's dead tired,
- I'll be back.
like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart"
"I ask only for the strength to defend my people!"
"Can you protect me from yourself?!"
"I would have followed you, my brother. My captain...My king".
Wolkje
Ash: "Swallow on this..", and he blows the zombies head off with his shotgun.
"i love the smell of napalm in the morning." - apocalypse now
"people who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch." - as good as it gets
Vincent: "Right now, I'm a race car and you got me in the red. And I'm just saying, I'm just saying that it's dangerous to have a race car in the red, I could blow."
Jules: "Ow, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying-motherfucker, motherfucker!! Everytime my fingers thouch brain I'm suppahfly TNT, I'm the guns of the Navarone!!!"
Ik krijg rillingen elke keer als ik em dat vetgedrukte hoor zeggen 
"There's a million finelooking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you." - Silent Bob, Clerks
"I want them alive, no desintegration" - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back
"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me" - Boba Fett, The Empire Strikes Back
only one thing in this life counts.....get them to sign on the line which is dotted
there's only 2 men I trust......one of 'm is me, the other's not you
(badguy): for just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain................(willis): play some rap music
you must bring something heavy to the deal ?.........I do......me !!
who the fuck are you ??.......I'm the one telling you how it is
I could get killed for talking to you.......................you can get killed walking your doggy
whadda ya mean, forget about the money, what are ya doin...........what am I doin ? I'm talking to an empty phone....coz there's a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line
en tot slot nog een uit die gangsterfilm die qua dialoog Pulp Fiction naar de kroon steekt:
you know what I'm gonna do ? first thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna walk into your office and I'm gonna crack your fuckin head wide open in front of everybody in the bank, and by the time you get out of your coma, if I'm lucky, I'm coming outta jail, and guess what ? I'm gonna crack your fuckin head wide open again, coz I'm fucking stupid. You think I give a fuck about jail ?? That's my business, that's what I do. 
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door TinToR op 04-10-2002 12:16]
uit Walt Disney's - Alice in Wonderland
Bad Guy to a bum: And now for the $ 10.000 dollar question. Who is.....
Spawn to Bad Guy: ....about to rip your head off!
En uit Pitch Black:
(talking about Riddick)
Is he dangerous?
Only around humans
Eddie: Let's get the hell outta here, Snake. I think I hear one of them silent alarms.
Uit Jackie Brown :
Ordell Robbie: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes.
Uit Pulp Fiction :
Jules: Hand me my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
Uit Donnie Darko :
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid rabbit suit?
Frank: Why do you wear that stupid man suit?
quote:"Heej pipo, ken je nie uitkijke?"
Op maandag 30 september 2002 18:44 schreef Ghippie het volgende:"En hoe wilt meneer betalen? Cash, cheque, American Express?"
"Nee, Polaroid!"
Flodder
" <iets in het Russisch> "
"Jaha... en daar een broer van!"
Flodder in Amerika
Dubbel lag ik daarvan... als 10-jarig ventje
Zegt die ene kakkerlak met zo'n Cartman stemmetje tegen zo'n bad guy:
"And we don't want to see you here ever again! We know where you live! We LIVE where you live!"
The Godfather
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
American Psycho
You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.
American Psycho
I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?
American Psycho
You think I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm a clown to you?
Goodfellas
quote:Welke film?
Op zaterdag 19 oktober 2002 09:05 schreef serano het volgende:
No touchy!
quote:The Emperor's New Groove, volgens mij
Op zaterdag 19 oktober 2002 14:50 schreef SwissCom het volgende:[..]
Welke film?
Die Hard
Private Reiben: Sorry, sir, but let's say you weren't a Captain, or maybe I was a Major. What would you say then?
Captain John Miller: In that case, I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir. Worthy of my best efforts, sir. Moreover, I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of Private James Ryan and am willing to lay down the lives of me and my men---especially you, Reiben---to ease her suffering.
Saving Private Ryan
[Lining up a rifle shot.]
Private Jackson: My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me.
Saving Private Ryan
[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!
Forrest Gump
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: They invade our space and we fall back, They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. The line must be drawn here, this far, no farther. And I will make them pay for what they've done!
Star Trek: First Contact
*drukt Sharkdoggie stevig tegen haar boezum aan en kroelt een beetje in zijn haren*
quote:
Op zaterdag 19 oktober 2002 20:49 schreef Sharkdoggie het volgende:[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!
Forrest Gump[
Bubba i got a shrimpin boat ofzoiets
en
"i'm strangely comfortable with it"
- boondock saint's
quote:Nash-A beautiful mind.
Op donderdag 3 oktober 2002 12:56 schreef Generaal_Foutje het volgende:
"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. "
En dan de klap.
Als het gras naar je voeten graait
Als de wind langs je wangen aait, hier ben ik
Choose life, choose a job, choose a fucking big television enz. enz. enz.
[/Scottish accent]
.. zo mooi.
Wolkje
Say Hello 2 My Little Friend
Tony Montana, Scarface.
2:I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand!
SCARFACE
quote:Eigenlijk is die hele film een grote quote voor mij!
Op zondag 20 oktober 2002 19:18 schreef El_Fugitivo het volgende:
1:In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."
2:I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand!SCARFACE
quote:Zelfde film:
Op zondag 20 oktober 2002 19:35 schreef Bulls-Ass het volgende:
"i don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does NOT die"
""Careful? Was my mom careful when she poked a clothinghanger in my heart while I was still in her whoom?"
quote:volgens mij is dit van abraham lincoln, en niet (precies) zoals in de film
Op zondag 20 oktober 2002 19:05 schreef Wolkje het volgende:
"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature."
Full Metal Jacket:
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Platoon:
Well, here I am, anonymous all right. With guys nobody really cares about. They come from the end of the line, most of 'em. Small towns you never heard of: Pulaski, Tennessee; Brandon, Mississippi; Pork Van, Utah; Wampum, Pennsylvania. Two years' high school's about it, maybe if they're lucky a job waiting for them back at a factory, but most of 'em got nothing. They're poor, they're the unwanted, yet they're fighting for our society and our freedom. It's weird, isn't it? They're the bottom of the barrel and they know it. Maybe that's why they call themselves grunts, cause a grunt can take it, can take anything. They're the best I've ever seen, Grandma. The heart & soul.
quote:
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine padre, et fili et spiritu sancti.
quote:
Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.
quote:en zie hier mijn favo film
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we shall spill their blood, till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principals that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behaviour and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you you do. One day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it.
Murphyy: And we will send you to what ever god you wish.
Full Metal Jacket:
quote:Deze is idd ook heel erg mooi
Twee hele lange, maar wel erg mooie quotes:
Full Metal Jacket:
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
"Fucking Yanks. You know what's the problem with those bloody yanks? They've no fucking sense. Some twat back in Miami actually asked me where I learned English. English, fuck! This frat boy comes up to me once and says 'hey, England's small, you must know that John Fucken Smith Guy, right?'. I said 'yes mate I know him, but, he doesn't come from England, no, he comes from fuckin' Pricksville USA!"
Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd Christmas: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Harry Dunne: "I was thinking the same thing."
Lloyd Christmas: "That John Denver is full of shit, man."
Harry Dunne: "Skis, huh?"
Beth Jordan: "That's right!"
Harry Dunne: "Great! They yours?"
Beth Jordan: "Uh-huh."
Harry Dunne: "Both of 'em?"
Beth Jordan: "Yes."
Harry Dunne: "Ah... cool!"
The Matrix
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."
Fight Club
"First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, when someone says stop, goes limp or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time. Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to. Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight."
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Klingon op 21-10-2002 03:46]
quote:Wel precies zoals in de film hoor
Op zondag 20 oktober 2002 21:11 schreef cloudchaser het volgende:[..]
volgens mij is dit van abraham lincoln, en niet (precies) zoals in de film
Wolkje
But i believe that you wish to do the right thing.
We are willing to slide the slade clean.
Give you an fresh start
All that we are asking in return is your cooperation and bringing an known terrorist to justice."
"yeah
Well that sounds like an very good deal.
But i think i got an better one..
How about, i give you the finger,... and you give me my phone call"
"Mister Anderson you dissapoint me"
"You cant scare me with this gestapo crap
I know my rights"
Matrix
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream, it's my nightmare. Crawling, slipping along the edge of a straight razor and surviving....But we must kill them, we must incinerate them, pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village, army after army, and they call me an assassin. What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? They lie. They lie and we have to be merciful for those who lie, for those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them.
Full Metal Jacket
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!
I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
http://www.last.fm/user/spacemangraig
is van 1 van de vivid dames uit de film latex.
quote:Hm dan is die gejat van An officer and a gentleman.
Op maandag 30 september 2002 17:55 schreef julekes het volgende:
'Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?'Beide natuurlijk uit Full Metal Jacket.
quote:Hehe yeah
Op dinsdag 22 oktober 2002 15:45 schreef Dirty_Harry het volgende:
kijk naar links onder mijn icoon....
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
"If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll
see devils are tearing you apart.
But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels,
freeing you from the world."
Jacob's Ladder
quote:ehm...Full Metal Jacket is wel een paar jaartjes ouder dan An Officer..
Op dinsdag 22 oktober 2002 15:45 schreef Skull het volgende:[..]
Hm dan is die gejat van An officer and a gentleman.
Doctor Peter Venkman: What a crime.
[Watching "Spaceballs: The Movie". They reach "now" in the movie.]
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Driftwood: It's all right, that's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a 'sanity clause.'
Fiorello: Ha, Ha, Ha. Ha. Ha. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
quote:Onzin.. An Officer and a Gentleman is 5 jaar ouder dan Full Metal Jacket (1982, 1987)
Op dinsdag 22 oktober 2002 23:22 schreef Triumph_The_Insult_Comic het volgende:[..]
ehm...Full Metal Jacket is wel een paar jaartjes ouder dan An Officer..
quote:
Op donderdag 24 oktober 2002 23:42 schreef vicz het volgende:
Quote uit Spaceballs
vicz, you tha man * victorinox gaat onmiddelijk weer zijn Spaceballs-dvd bekijken
IMDb Vote History
quote:Nee dat was niet Steven Segal, dat was de leider van de bad guys (niet die computer nerd, maar die andere)in Under Siege 2
Op dinsdag 22 oktober 2002 15:40 schreef Devnull het volgende:
Assumption is the mother of all fuckups (Steven Seagal).
Maximaal
4
regels
''There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. ''
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'' I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. ''
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Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!
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geniaal !
"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, They don't see me comin"
"Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings"
'Better to rein in Hell than serve in Heaven', is that it?
- "Why not?"
Al Pacino - Devil's advocate!!
Kan het beter???
quote:Pat Bateman zit vol leuke dingen
Op vrijdag 25 oktober 2002 14:58 schreef PBateman1978 het volgende:
Allen uit American Psycho
"Don't just look at it, eat it!"
Verder betrap ik mezelf erop dat ik quotes gebruik uit The Matrix en Blade Runner. Maar vooral uit Austin Powers 2
Yeah baby, yeah!
Et au soir que vous n'irez peut-être pas jusqu'au matin.
quote:Loop je dan ook naar mensen toe met rode en blauwe pillen?
Op vrijdag 25 oktober 2002 22:28 schreef gathering_storm het volgende:
Verder betrap ik mezelf erop dat ik quotes gebruik uit The Matrix en Blade Runner.
Maximaal
4
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quote:Slap aftreksel van:
Op zaterdag 26 oktober 2002 17:43 schreef DaBuzzzzz het volgende:
We're gonna need bigger guns!
We need a bigger boat.
"Hail to the king, baby!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness
"And shepards we shall be, for thee my Lord, for thee.
Power hath decended forth from thy hand,
that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patris
Et filii
Spiritus sancti"
-The MacManus Brothers, The Boondock Saints
"I met this six-year-old child,
with this blind, pale, emotionless face and,
the blackest eyes... the DEVIL'S eyes!
I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for
I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...
EVIL!"
-Dr. Sam Loomis, Halloween
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
-Vito Corleone, The Godfather
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
Commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.
And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"
-Maximus Decimus Meridius, Gladiator
"Do you know what "nemesis" means?
"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent."
"Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt:
Me.
Now fuck off"
-Brick Top, Snatch
My DVD Collection
"Did you notice that sign at the front door that says 'Lou's Tavern'?
Well, I'm Lou and who the fuck are you?"
(Fight Club)
"Take some shooting lessons asshole"
(Falling Down)
"It did not know what it was fucking with" - Pitch Black
"When they opened disneyland in 1965, nothing worked"
"but John, there the attractions didn't ate the tourists" - Jurassic Park
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws
[Brody has just gotten his first look at the shark.]
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
en ik dacht dat Disneyland open ging in 1955, maar weet ik niet zeker...
In ieder geval:
Dr. Smith (Gary Oldman) in Lost In Space
"Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind..."
- Antonia Montana, Scarface
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...
- Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
- Tyler Durden getting up from a plane seat referring to the female flight attendant, Fight Club
and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire".
is ook heel mooi..
Wolkje
quote:En uit Clerks (ook een Kevin Smith film uiteraard)
Op dinsdag 24 december 2002 21:39 schreef Patch het volgende:
ahum:
[Brody has just gotten his first look at the shark.]
Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Randall zit met een dorito en een potje salsa te spelen :
Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.
veel leuker dan die knullige reclame van doritos (hoe dip jij? 
) waarin ze ook zoiets doen
— Das Kapital, Karl Marx Wealth of Nations, Adam Smith
Dat is in dat wazige spel van ze als je een tegenstander dusdanig weet te beledigen dat ie zo gekrenkd is dat hij geen bal meer kan scoren.
dat gebruiken we dus ook bij poolen... als mensen een zwarte bal moeten killen
— Das Kapital, Karl Marx Wealth of Nations, Adam Smith
- Tony Montana
Uit Airplane... 
quote:What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Op maandag 30 september 2002 17:47 schreef The-Chosen1 het volgende:
''those who are about to Die salut you''
-Gladiator-
We are but shadows and dust.
uit dezelfde film
"Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
"Empire".
"Blasphemy!"
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets."
"My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
Clerks
"You're dating Lucas and he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we don't have plans tonight. What could you possibly be doing?"
American Psycho
(met o.a.: Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves, Charlize Theron)
quote:
JOHN MILTONI'll tell you...
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it: He gives man insticts, He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow.
And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off! He's a tightass, He's a sadist, He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!KEVIN LOMAX
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven," is that it?
JOHN MILTON
Why not?
I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began! I've nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him! Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections!
(furiously) I'm a fan of man!
I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine?
(yells) All of it, Kevin! All of it. Mine. I'm peaking, Kevin. It's my time now. It's our time.
quote:
Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"Melvin Udall: "Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability"
quote:
Melvin Udall: "Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"Simon Bishop: "Yes, uhh that's not a subtle point that your making."
quote:
Simon Bishop: "Mister Udall, have you seen Verdell?"Melvin Udall: "What does he look like?"
Simon Bishop: "Uhh my dog, you know my dog with the little face, little addorable face. Don't you know what my dog looks like?"
Melvin Udall: "Ohh I got it, you were talking about your dog, I thought it was the name of that colored man that I've been seeing in the halls."
Simon Bishop: "Which color was that?"
Melvin Udall: "Like a thick molasses, with a broad nose, perfect for smelling trouble and prison food."
quote:Eigenlijk zijn alle westerns met Clint Eastwood een grote quote
Op dinsdag 22 oktober 2002 15:58 schreef Skull het volgende:[..]
Hehe yeah
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
The good the bad and the ugly:
- Eh Tuco?
- If you got to shoot, shoot... don't talk..
- You've got two kinds of spurs..those that are coming by the door and hose that are coming by the window.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
(The Rookie, 1990)
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice. 
En zo kan ik nog tijden doorgaan
Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, ha?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. See, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
Coccotti: [laughs]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm quoting... history. It's written, it's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughs] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Yeah, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, yeah, and she had a half nigger kid... Now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? Cause you, you're part eggplant.
quote:Dat stukje zit in een nummer van Nerf Herder!
Op maandag 23 juni 2003 20:09 schreef ArmaniXL het volgende:"Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
"Empire".
"Blasphemy!"
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets."
Maximaal
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ik weet niet of ie al genoemd is, maar goed.......nog steeds kippenvel
Marty: Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I -- and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Martin Blank, you remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough.
Grosse Pointe Blank
-"My name... is Neo!"
"I'm not such a bad guy, once you get to know me."
"What's it gonna be Merv?"
"Do you think that's air you're breathing now?"
Jammer dat er geen nieuw deel meer is om naar uit te kijken 
-edit- * Slaps himself with a large trout
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door InTrePidIvity op 09-11-2003 13:40]
Take my advice ... I don't use it anyway...
Een goede Fok! Search
Een goede Fok! Search
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han Solo: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han Solo: That bad, huh?
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Op zondag 9 november 2003 13:17 schreef InTrePidIvity het volgende:
"Do you hear that Mister Anderson...? That is the sound of inevitability... The sound of your death... Goodbye Mister Anderson!"
-"My name... is Neo!""I'm not such a bad guy, once you get to know me."
"What's it gonna be Merv?"
"Do you think that's are you're breathing now?"
Do you think that's AIR you're breathing
Jammer dat er geen nieuw deel meer is om naar uit te kijken
LOTR 1
quote:Doe het dan goed
Op zondag 9 november 2003 13:46 schreef BlaBlub het volgende:
"Run, you fools"LOTR 1
Fly! You fools!
What if this is as good as it gets? (Jack Nickolson in As good as it gets)
<Are you suicidal?
>Only in the morning
(Matt Damon en Brad Pitt in Ocean's Eleven)
Samen is niet alleen (All Stars)
En mijn nieuwe sig:
If, on your journey, you should encounter God... God will be cut.
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uit Army of Darkness, als Ash zijn slechte ik neerschiet ( die hem jent met : ik ben slechte Ash, jij bent goede Ash ).
en natuurlijk "I'll be back" en "She'll be back" .
Mojo Jojo:
Nooooo! Stop! Cease! Desist!
Do not continue with the ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed.
For I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator.
Don't you see? All you monkeys are my plan, so your plans are my plans because you are my plan and my plan was to make you! And I plan to rule the planet! Not to have my plans plan to stop me!
I am your creator! I am your king! I am Mojo Jojo!
Obey ME!!!!!!
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"No, I'm a postman."
Uit de klassieker The Postman (1997).
*drukt Sharkdoggie stevig tegen haar boezum aan en kroelt een beetje in zijn haren*
"I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious"
(American Beauty)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... HIT IT!
[Blues Brothers]
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Ik hoef er vast niet bij te schrijven uit welke film dit is.
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. "
en uit Pulp Fiction:
"You know what they put on French fries in Holland? mayonaise!
I`ve seen them do it, man. they fucking drown them in that shit".
"Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man, he can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Jules: That's an interesting point."
"Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherfuckin' house fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'? "
en zo veel meer. eigenlijk gewoon deze hele pagina
geweldig
Ich veul mich net enne klok, want ich tik neet richtig
uit: Once upon a time in the westquote:Morton: Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.
Frank: People scare better when they're dying.
uit: Snatchquote:Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?
Ripley: They cut the power.
Hudson: What do you mean "they cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
Hudson: Hey top, what's the op?
Apone: It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. Heh!
Ripley: How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Gorman: Thirty eight... simulated.
Vasquez: How many *combat* drops?
Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one.
Drake: Shit.
Hudson: Oh, man...
[the drop-ship crashes]
Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Burke: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
Alyssa Jones: Why are we stopping?
Holden McNeil: Because I can't take this.
Alyssa: Can't take what?
Holden: I love you.
Alyssa: You love me?
Holden: I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship -no pun intended- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that -at least for ten seconds- and try to dwell in it. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. you can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which -while I do appreciate it- I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
(Alyssa opens the door and exits the car)
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Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
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Jim's Dad: Well....we'll just tell your mother that we ate it all.
American Pie 2:
Oz: "All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay? You find a girl. You two become best friends. And you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other. You just laugh at the people that do count."
Stifler: "Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass."
en deze:
Stifler: "Oh, I can taste the bubbles.
"Albert: You know, I used to feel that way too until I found out that Alexander the Great was a fag. Talk about gays in the military! "
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Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!
Four Rooms
"Ted the Bellhop: Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches."
Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!
Margaret: What kinda gun was it?
Ted the Bellhop: I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It was big.
Margaret: Was it like Dirty Harry's gun?
Ted the Bellhop: Yeah, sorta like that. Yeah.
Margaret: Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?
Ted the Bellhop: What difference does it make?
Margaret: Well, for one thing it's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357.
Ted the Bellhop: Who the fuck cares whether it was a .44 or a .392? It was a big fucking gun, it was loaded, and it was pointed right at my fucking head
(Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot....)
Good Will Hunting (2), Robin Williams op z'n best (1 shot!!!!), op het bankje bij de rivier met zwanen
(I thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting....)
Snatch, Bullettooth-Tony, met Sol, Vinny en Tyrone in de pub!
(So you're obviously the big dick! And the 2 beside you are your balls! You know, there are 2 types o' balls! You've got big brave balls, and you got little mincy faggot balls!
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision! But they are not clever! They just smell pussy, and want a piece of the action! And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your 2 little mincy faggot balls along for a good old time!
But you got your parties muddled up! There's no pussy here! Just a doze that 'll make you wish you were born a woman! And like a prick, you're havin' second thoughts! You're shrinking, and your 2 little balls are shrinkin'with ya!
The fact that you've got "replica", written on the side o' your guns...!!
And I have Desert Eagle "point" 50, written on the side of mine.....!
Should precipitate, your balls into shrinking, along with your presence!
Now...fuck off! )
The Shawshank Redemption, Andy en Red in de gevangenis bibliotheek.
(The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crook.)
(Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. )
(I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend. )
Take my advice ... I don't use it anyway...
Een goede Fok! Search
Een goede Fok! Search
Once upon a time in the west
"Everybody gets rich or gets dead"
The Good, the bad & the ugly
you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him."
"No. I am your father."
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."
"No! No! No!"
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"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan. My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shileds when the age of men comes crashing down!But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you, stand, men of the West!"
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Spreekt waarschijnijk voor zich uit welke films deze 2 komen
Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.
Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her.
Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
Jake: No... fucking... way.
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
Jake: How often does the train go by?
Elwood: So often you don't even notice it.
Elwood: We're on a mission from God.
Of course... The Blues Brothers
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