een hele leuke sijt, ik zal wat verhaaltjkes posten die het lezen vwaard zijn.
Dear Deborah,
I am a 25 year-old American man trying to please The Lord by living a life of Catholic perfection. I think I am doing okay; your anti-erection ring has worked wonders by helping me to resist the evil temptation of masturbation, and I send all of the heathens, pagans, Jews, and Islamics at work to your site on a regular basis. My problem is actually with my neighbor: he is a 65 year-old AIDS patient with cancer and glaucoma. Now, I know that, since he is infected by HIV, he must have engaged, at one time, in the abominable practice of sodomy, but I still feel sorry for him, and try to help out from time to time. The last time I visited, though, I smelled something funny, a scent I recognized from my days in Vietnam (as a missionary, converting the poor chinks). I believe my neighbor is snorting "pot". Not only I am concerned for his health, but I know this meets with God's disapproval and am deeply troubled that it is happening in my neighborhood (or, as you may say, neighbourhood). Should I alert the authorities? Is my family in any danger from this drug crazed madman?
Awaiting your reply,
Confused in the USA
Dear "Confused in the USA"
You should contact the police immediately if you suspect your neighbour is taking pot. It is one of the most evil substances on the planet and your family is in grave danger as pot addicts are prone to violence and psychotic behaviour. Arm yourself and don't be afraid to shoot your neighbour should he be acting suspiciously.
Do not have a shred of sympathy for him just because he is old and diseased. His body is riddled with AIDS and this can be only contracted through indulging in buggery or injecting drugs. Therefore, your neighbour rejects all of Gods' teachings and he has no morals. Be sure you and your family wash thoroughly and ensure your home is regularly disinfected, just to make sure that his evil viruses cannot find a home. The AIDS virus thrives in dirty locations, such as anal cavities and used syringes.
The best we can do is to pray for his imminent demise, as he is 65 it will be too late to make him repent and it is too dangerous for you to attempt this. Sure you may have braved the savages in Vietnam, but an old age AIDS-infected drug fiend is far to dangerous for you to handle.
Your best move is to call an armed police response unit (is this what you Americans call a SWAT team?), tell them that you live next door to a crazed drug fiend and you fear for your life. Emphasise your work as an evangelist, hopefully they will not ask too many questions and will just turn up and shoot him.
I, and the other members of the BCC, will pray for you so that you have the strength and guidance to sort out this problem.
Deborah
Dear Deborah,
I am writing in regards to my daughter. We are good Catholics, and I have done my best to raise her after her father passed away when she was five years old. She is currently seventeen, and lately I have been catching her masturbating often. I have tried everything from devices to putting things on her fingers, and nothing stops her!
My question is this: Are there any clinics or homes I can send her to where they help with this problem? Would anyone within your organisation be willing to accept her in order to curb this sin? I can pay well for her room and board.
Thank you!
Mrs N. Nasaki
Dear Mrs Nasaki
It's always a terrible shock when we discover our dearest loved children are wicked masturbators, but we should not stop loving them while we can still save them. It is sad to read that though you have brought your daughter up to be a good Catholic she is now under the control of Satan and is being lured into a life of compulsive depravity.
If the devices are not working, the best thing you can do is to send her to us. We have taken in many youths who are on the verge of joining Satan's vile legion of genital stimulators and have turned many around into God-fearing Christians.
If your daughter is unable to control her urges by the age of 18, I recommend you bring her to us. Our program of strict biblical instruction and isolation from the evils of modern living will be ideal in saving her soul. We have access to all the latest anti-masturbation equipment and will do whatever it takes to make your daughter comply. Even the most difficult offenders can be treated if you are willing to sign a consent form that gives us the right to operate on your daughter, as a last resort, should all our other efforts to turn her fail.
I, and the other members of the BCC, will pray for you so that you have the strength and guidance to sort out this problem.
Deborah
Hehe, die hele site is leuk.
Aftrekken zou een duivelse bezigheid zijn, bedankt voor de anti erectie ring Deborah.
Simpele zielen. 
quote:Je moet die hele sijt doorlezen met artikelen als: "why sciencec is wrong" waarin wordt uitgelegd dat mensen niet geestelijk gehandicapt maar bezeten door de duivel zijn
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:00 schreef DeStedebouwer het volgende:
Ik heb die eerste mail gelezen. Shit man.Aftrekken zou een duivelse bezigheid zijn, bedankt voor de anti erectie ring Deborah.
Simpele zielen.
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Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 14:57 schreef LenL het volgende:[veel tekst]
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.En ik maar denken dat deze dag niet zo leuk boeiend zou worden!
* Kyori bedankt Lennart *
[edit]
over The Atheist Movement:
"They want no one to oppose them as they use the internet as a propaganda tool to promote sickening practices such as masturbating and listening to rock music."
OMG!
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Kyori op 27-07-2002 15:09]
quote:homepage van wie?
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:07 schreef DeStedebouwer het volgende:
Kweenie maar volgens mij heb ik daar geen zin in.Die homepage van jou
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door SportsIllustrated op 27-07-2002 15:18]
quote:goths zijn juist de mensen die de romaanse kerken hebben verbouwd om zo dichter bij god te komen, waarom heeft god dan een hekel aan ze?
He despises Satanists, fornicators, homosexuals, goths, criminals, atheists, Jews and scientists, but He is fast loosing patience with fat people who blame their demise on their glands.
The BCC reject all forms of violence against other people as it runs contrary to Jesus' teachings. However there are cases when violence is justified, for example in the classroom and the courtroom. We support the death penalty and think that as well as murder, treason and male rape, execution should also be applied to crimes such as heresy, blasphemy, witchcraft, vampiricism and lunacy. Heretics, blasphemers and Atheist Movement agents should be publicly burnt at the stake. As Pope Innocent IV decreed, torture can be used to extract confessions from sinners.
"I was a 300lb fatso who used to constantly eat to please Satan. I knew if I was fat when I died I would not fit through the Gates of Heaven, I would be too heavy to sit on a heavenly cloud and my chunky fingers would be unable to pluck the strings of an angelic harp. I did this to ensure I would go to Hell. However I saw the light after reading 'The Shocking Truth' website and became a Catholic. I knew self pity wouldn't make me into a slim person so I bought the 'Jehovah's Fitness' video and within just two months I lost 180lbs. I now have a beautifully toned body that I now know pleases God."
Patsy Barkin, Delaware USA
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Wisp op 27-07-2002 15:18]
quote:*gniffel*
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 14:57 schreef LenL het volgende:
I believe my neighbor is snorting "pot".
He's gone, gone, and nothin's gonna bring him back
quote:ik ben tegen elke vorm van religieus extremisme en zéker die vormen waarbij anderen en met name kinderen de dupe zijn, gvd wat zijn die amerikanen toch ook eikels
We have access to all the latest anti-masturbation equipment and will do whatever it takes to make your daughter comply. Even the most difficult offenders can be treated if you are willing to sign a consent form that gives us the right to operate on your daughter, as a last resort, should all our other efforts to turn her fail.
ze zijn bereid dat meisje gewoon te besnijden, stellertje hoerenneukers!! 
walgelijk gewoon... zeker een paar keer teveel dat stoffige dikke boek op hun kop gekregen van hun pa(stoor)
(+44) 0208 045 231.
The lines will be open from Tuesday to Friday, 1000 to 1630 (GMT).
quote:LenL, je ondertitel vink wel grappig, zullen wij ze bellen?
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:18 schreef LenL het volgende:
Haha, je kunt ze ook bellen(+44) 0208 045 231.
The lines will be open from Tuesday to Friday, 1000 to 1630 (GMT).
dit kan je je toch niet voorstellen mensen, kom op! get a life , ga ff een goed stephen king boek lezen ofzo 
- Evil Jewish academic attempts to rubbish Jesus' carpentry skills ()
- Pitt & Johnson: Manufacturers of anti-masturbation equipment and chastity preservation tools
- Constructive Racism
- Arrange your son's castration
He's gone, gone, and nothin's gonna bring him back
quote:Ooit gehoord van sarcasme?
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:18 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:
Tot hieronder lag ik dubbel, al ben ik zelf vanuit een ver verleden en officieel katholiek...
[..]ik ben tegen elke vorm van religieus extremisme en zéker die vormen waarbij anderen en met name kinderen de dupe zijn, gvd wat zijn die amerikanen toch ook eikels
ze zijn bereid dat meisje gewoon te besnijden, stellertje hoerenneukers!!
walgelijk gewoon... zeker een paar keer teveel dat stoffige dikke boek op hun kop gekregen van hun pa(stoor)
quote:Mijn ondertitel is 100% sarcastisch, je bent vrij om te bellen, maar moet je het wel opnemen en posqten.
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:20 schreef dr.dunno het volgende:[..]
LenL, je ondertitel vink wel grappig, zullen wij ze bellen?
quote:
dit kan je je toch niet voorstellen mensen, kom op! get a life
He's gone, gone, and nothin's gonna bring him back
quote:Volgens mij is dat ontleend aan 'Kids in the hall'.
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:20 schreef Zander het volgende:
Nog meer *kuch* interessante artikelen van die site:- Evil Jewish academic attempts to rubbish Jesus' carpentry skills (
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This deluxe item is used to eradicate lustful thoughts from the wearer. The helmet monitors brain waves and emits a nausea-inducing low frequency when sexual thoughts are detected. The wearer can be "tempted" with images of a sexual nature by looking into a visor (sold separately).The perfect item to test whether your child is pure in thought.
quote:haha arme kerel, vind je het gek dat je gaat rukken als je zo'n vrouw hebt
he doesn't want no one inside when he's working and now i know why! one evening i've discovered him using his hand to masturbate his member while readin a magazine. luckily he hasn't see me. I was shocked!! The day after when he was at work i searched in the box and i 've found a lot of those disgusting magazines.I was really really shocked. From then i stopped to sleep with him. Now i want to say and i hope to not be insulted, that i believe that sex between a man and a woman, must be only for procreation. and for nothing else. and from when our first daughter has born, i've started to often sleep with her in her bedroom. and so on and also in these days i do the same. and after the discover i always sleep with my daughters. i am disgusted by him, i don't want to be touched by him, and when he touches our daughters with his dirty onanist hands i must force myself to not shout!!!!
Anna,
this is one of the most disgusting stories I have ever read. Your husband is a sick pervert. I know you want to help him, but you must consider the facts: this is a man who works 12 hours a day doing manual labour yet he still has enough energy when he comes home to masturbate. I think he might be addicted, obviously his evil habit has never been checked and he has always found ways to satisfy his sick compulsion. You are quite right not to sleep with him and you must do your utmost to keep his big filthy masturbatory hands off your poor children.
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Wisp op 27-07-2002 15:27]
quote:Idd, daarom kannie ook beter in SCD, onze eigen humor-forum
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:23 schreef Zander het volgende:
Het ligt er hier ook wel heel dik bovenop dat je die verhaaltjes met een klein korreltje zout moet nemen... wel een grappige site verder.
quote:nee... de reden dat ik zo serieus reageer is dat ik weet dat een deel van de verhalen juist zijn... ik ben daar (Noord-Amerika) geweest en heb van familie en vrienden (en zelfs een aantal mensen die uit dat soort groepen hebben weten te ontkomen) genoeg gehoord...
Op zaterdag 27 juli 2002 15:23 schreef Zander het volgende:
Het ligt er hier ook wel heel dik bovenop dat je die verhaaltjes met een klein korreltje zout moet nemen... wel een grappige site verder.
deze site is misschien dan wel een complete hoax net als www.manbeef.com , maar amerikanen zijn mafkezen en er zijn zat mensen die echt zo denken, vergis je daar niet in
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