Plaats hier uitspraken uit films

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:38 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
In navolging van het topic over FOK!-uitspraken hier een topic voor het plaatsen en raden van uitspraken van acteurs/actrices uit bekende films. Probeer de naam v/d acteur/actrice & de film te achterhalen.

'K zal ff beginnen:

- "He may be the best batallion commander since the Vietnam-War, I shit you not!"

- pers1: "You're crazy Deak!" pers2: "Yeah, ain't it cool?"

Deze komt uit een TV-serie:

- "Life is like a box of chocolates; a useless gift nobody wants."

Wie biedt?

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UTFS

pulp fiction

Goodguy 2: "I'm Asshole, he's Fuckface"

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:41 schreef Whaxx het volgende:
"Run Forest, Run!"

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Forest Warrior met Chuck Norris...

_{het is natuurlijk Forest Gump}

Komt uit Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:42 schreef BitchNix het volgende:
My name is Bond, James Bond - de film weet ik niet meer

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"She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany. and as you can imagine: that's up some pretty stiff competition" (Blackadder III (TV): Amy and Amiability)

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Uit: Screaming children 12

There are worse things out then vampires...Like What??? Like me..... BLADE 1

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Voor diegenen die het nog niet wisten: A few good men (1996 dacht ik )

- Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

- E.T. phone home

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:51 schreef RemcoDelft het volgende:
There is no spoon...

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Can't we settle this over a pint? (shrek)

op t shirts van matrix fans:

I took the red pill.

Let's go Robin, to the BatCave.

Ik heb alleen geen idee uit welke film dit komt...

film: The best of Kwib

_{release date: Christmas 2010}

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

enz..

Deze komt uit een TV-serie:

"Life is like a box of chocolates; a useless gift nobody wants."

bijna goed hij ging zo

"Life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap petic gift nobady ever asked for." Cancerman op een bankje in X-files

of deze

"i can kill you whenever i please....but not to day!

Iam gonna get me some quality time.....you got shot in your leg...your dick probably doesn't work

We got nothing...the guys who pulled us over left us nothing but a big fuck you

Dead guys.....dead ends

allemaal uit bad boys... gave film

en waar kwam deze uit, btw, ik heb hem uit mijn hoofd gedaan, klopt wel zo'n beetje toch???

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 13:03 schreef Seraphin het volgende:
Sorry voor de afwezigheid...

* Seraphin was ff lunse

Hrm, OK, de lol was dus het raden uit welke films de quotes kwamen

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"Lick me! Lick me!"
Exorcist

"Are you talking to me? Are you.. talking.. to me?"
Kweenie hoe die film heet

"Im melting! Im melting!"
Oz

"I can suck an egg out of a chicken with these"
Police Acadamy

"Guns... lotsa guns"
Matrix

"To be or not to be... not to be"
blah blah action hero.. of zoiets

"Captain ehab has to hunt his whale!"
Star Trek - first contact

"...and microbrain, c'mon growl for me.. show you still care"
Star Trek serie - Q tegen Worf

"sometimes i wonder that the only reason i keep coming back is for your intreging speaches"
Star Trek - Q tegen Picard

"One of these lives has a future.. the other has not"
Matrix

"We're at terminal velocity!"
Star Trek - First contact

"Im Knights Industries Two Thausand micro processor, K-I-T-T, KIT if you prefer"
Knight Rider

"Im KARR, Knights Automated Roving Robot, the prototype car of the future"
Knight Rider

"Im getting to old for this shit"
Lethal Weapon

kan nog wel ff doorgaan zo

-Q-

Zo dan:

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

So who the goddamn piss hell hole stole the fuckin' truck?

You made a woman meow?

Volgende keer wel wat meer fantasie, en wat minder vulgariteiten.

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 13:05 schreef Agressor het volgende:
Ezechial 25:17. The path of the righteus man is beset on our sides, by the iniquetes, the selfish and the tirrani of evil man, blessed is he, who in the name of charity an goodwill cheppards the weak thrue the valley of darkness, for he is truely his brothers keeper and a finder of lost children,
and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poisen and destroy my brothers, and thou will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengeance upon you!

en waar kwam deze uit, btw, ik heb hem uit mijn hoofd gedaan, klopt wel zo'n beetje toch???

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- "Does this thing play dvd's?"
- "It's a portable nuclear device!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "yeah, BUT DOES IT PLAY DVD's ????????????"

chris rock

Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks like my dick.

She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.

What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?

Sure, sure, it just happened. You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, this just isn't my week".

Where are you goin'?
To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time.

Allemaal van Last Boy Scout

John Wayne, nagesynchroniseerd naar het duits

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Begin van The Last Boyscout

Fear is the path to the Dark Side!! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering!!

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 12:52 schreef DoctorB het volgende:
This is from Mathilda.

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You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

eitje

I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

Will you go into the shrimping business with me?

With my luck, I'll propably end up with Torey Spelling.

Could you please take me to the next eh... town-o? I have some eh.. dinero.
- Robert de Niro?

Clemenza, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin 'outta that toilet with just his dick in his hand.

You think this is the army where you shoot 'em a mile away? Ya getta get up close like this, BADDA-BING!, you blow their brains all over ya nice Ivy League-suit.

He's thwarting my ability to effectively govern this student body.
- He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Only faggots and sailors are called Leonard.

(Flodder in Amerika)

"Time to die" Blade Runner

My tones, i can't feel my tones! Wait a minute. I don't have any tones. I think i need a hug.

(donkey from Shrek)

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Op dinsdag 02 juli 2002 20:52 schreef SportsIllustrated het volgende:
How did you Forrest Gump your way through this one?
The Mexican
I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
Full Metal Jacket
Will you go into the shrimping business with me?
Forrest Gump
With my luck, I'll propably end up with Torey Spelling.
Scream
Could you please take me to the next eh... town-o? I have some eh.. dinero.
- Robert de Niro?
The Mexican
Clemenza, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother comin 'outta that toilet with just his dick in his hand.
The Godfather
You think this is the army where you shoot 'em a mile away? Ya getta get up close like this, BADDA-BING!, you blow their brains all over ya nice Ivy League-suit.
The Godfather
He's thwarting my ability to effectively govern this student body.
- He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Only faggots and sailors are called Leonard.
FMJ

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Op woensdag 03 juli 2002 13:11 schreef templar het volgende:
"I want more life fucker" Blade Runner

"Time to die" Blade Runner

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ontopic: I'll be back - Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator geloof ik

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Op woensdag 03 juli 2002 14:12 schreef California het volgende:

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Nokia

I shall call him, Mini-me

Film 2

What do you think we are ?? stupid ??

Don't move a muscle.

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Op donderdag 04 juli 2002 22:45 schreef Nokia3310 het volgende:
"I'm looking forward to eating your wife"

Nokia

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uit: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels geloof ik

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