We don't ship to the Netherlands #4

omg 4 delen met deze crap

TvP!

mijn gesprek staat er nu in

tvp!!

God is wat langzamer vandaag!
TVP

omg Ik heb m'n onderdeel al hoor!

TVP!
Geef die link naar Dave is

Ff 2 delen bij lezen

LOL

hehe meesterlijk.. hij heeft 2 serieuze mensen gehad in 3 uur zegt ie nu tege mij. .ik post zo het hele log wel

DAVE:

http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/35927851/?cmd=file&file=visitorWantsToChat&site=35927851&byhref=1

Haha traumas hebben ze ervan.

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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:30 schreef Mastertje het volgende:
omg Ik heb m'n onderdeel al hoor!

Dus die hadden ze gewoon bij de Volvo-dealer-om-de-hoek? Hoeveel kostte dat nou, zo zonder shipping naar NL?

En, belangrijker: Wat is de Nederlandse vertaling?

Kristi is me beu

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Quasi motor: hi Kristi D
Quasi motor: my order: saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia please!
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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Thank you for your patience...
you: deborah
you: i honestly dont understand that you're still keeping up with this
you: can you see the serious people trough all these annoying dutchies?
Dave: I've had 2 serious clients in last 3 hours, and numerous chinese orders
Dave: Most clients call the phone number
you: oh.. but atleast you had some fun during these 3 hours
you: or didn't you enjoy it?
you: are you still there?
Dave: No
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
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Op maandag 15 mei 2006 20:32 schreef Isdatzo het volgende:
hehe meesterlijk.. hij heeft 2 serieuze mensen gehad in 3 uur zegt ie nu tege mij. .ik post zo het hele log wel

dave is oke!!

Fok! is overigens traag nu. Zitten er allemaal Amerikanen mee te lurken?

Damn, ze zijn wel goed gelovig daar!

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You are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: Hello. How may I assist you?
you: Hello Dave
you: how are you doing?
you: What do you sell exactly
Dave: We sell furniture and decorations for your room
you: mmmm interesting, I want to move out of my parents home, so kind of interest in seeing what there is
you: specially influences from the land of the ricing sun
you: do you have any experience in that direction
Dave: No
you: What influences do you work with in home decoration
Dave: I only work in Customer Care.
you: and what is that exactly, look after problems with decoration
you: is you still there?
Dave: No we process orders and deal with complaints and questions abotu HoemVision
you: Ahhh now I understand
you: the biggest problem I have now, here at home.. is that chinese seems to be everywhere around
you: Bami in the curtains, Nasi in the bed... just sucks
you: what machinery is there to help this go away
you: mmmmm is it busy there?
Dave: Yes
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
you: Well I don't order Chinese, just want it to go away from my curtains and so on... what kind of tool will I need then?
Dave: We are not a cleaning service
you: mmmm that's a pitty, but you don't know what there is to make it go away
Dave: No
you: mmmm that really sucks (sorry for the bad languege
you: do you go to see The Da Vinci Code next week?
Dave: No
you: Why not?
Dave: Is there a specific question about Homvision or it's products I can help you with?
you: Yeah, got the dvd illegal, now I need a new dvd player because it broke down lately... where tho repear or get a new one?
Dave: You can bring the DVD-player back to our store in Cedar Rapids or send it back by Mail.
you: is it cost free?
Dave: No
you: mmmm probably cheaper to buy a new one then
Dave: Yes
you: That doesn't seem to be good service
you: give me the address anyway, than I can make a decision
Dave: HomeVisions Customer Care
Dave: P.O. Box 2789
Dave: Cedar Rapids, IA 52406-2789
you: Thanx dave, you're really a help to me
you: what do you advice me to do
Dave: Send it up, if we find the fault is ours we will refund postage.
you: That's a nice deal!
you: But when I want a new one, what's the best to get nowadays
Dave: Go to your local electronics shop.
you: Well with my job that really isn't an option
you: Time is money
Dave: Yes
you: What's the reputation of Phips in your company
Dave: Phips?
you: Philips
you: sorry
Dave: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Dave het was gezellig!

Billy: 4 saté Ayam, 1 Babi Pangang, 1 Nasi Rames and a Loempia
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Bob van de viagrashop is niet erg behulpzaam bij m'n onderzoekje

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Bob: Hi! my name is Bob of online customer care how may i assist you?
remlof: I would like to know what you think about the presidency of George W Bush?
Bob: I think that will be out of our topic Remlof.
remlof: But I am doing a survey for my study
Bob: This is not the right time for to do your survey. We are at work.
remlof: Ok, can I ask if he placed any orders then?
Bob: Thanks for having online customer care and have a great day Remlof
remlof: oh well.. ok
remlof: bye
Bob: bye.

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Chat InformationAll operators are currently assisting others. Thanks for your patience. An operator will be with you shortly.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Dave'
Dave: How may I help you today?
you: Hi Dave
you: that took really long!
you: Do you sell dishwashers?
you: I really like dishwashers
you: Because I hate doing dishes
Dave: Yes
Dave: We sell dishwashers
you: How much do they cost?
Dave: Depends on the make. We don't sell dish-washers trough our website.
you: And how am I supposed to wash my dishes then
Dave: By hand
you: I'm having a whole bunch of people eating chinese food over here, and those dishes are dirty!
you: And don't wash by hand
you: I'm not from Nigeria or anything like that!
Dave: We only sell within US
you: And you don't ship?
Dave: We ship within the US, however not all appliances are on our website.
you: Aha!
you: Do you give away free sambal with your food
you: or do you charge me extra for that
Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.
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dat zinnetje he

Dave: I'm sorry but your order of chinese can not be processed by our company.

die dus, hebben ze ondertussen standaard erbij gezet

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