OMG, ik besef me nu pas: Van Houten <-> Woods... Wat corny

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Hier waren jullie vast al lang achter natuurlijk, maar toch.
My mother was a drug addict. When she got pregnant, she took more drugs. She even tried to kill me inside her with a coat hanger, but I survived. I was born blind as a result, but my mother didn't care. She overdosed choking on her own vomit.