Woord van de Dag - deel 11.

1 [inf.] poep
2 [inf.] aanmatiging, arrogantie

van latijn cacare (=poepen)

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Bouworganisatievormen

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Op dinsdag 30 september 2003 10:29 schreef beeer het volgende:
Aspiratie.

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frustratie de ~
1 emotionele toestand van iem. die belemmerd wordt in de verwezenlijking van zijn verwachtingen of behoeften
2 het frustreren

van latijn frustratio

Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2003 editions for the work-place vocabulary.

BLAMESTORMING.

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
then leaves.

ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by
sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.

PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This
also
applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake).

MOUSE POTATO.
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
with the kids or start a "home business".

STRESS PUPPY.
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

XEROX SUBSIDY.
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get
it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and
file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to! the problems they were designed to
solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia"
needless paperwork and processes.

404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

WOOFies.
Well Off Older Folk.

CROP DUSTING.
Surreptitiously farting while passing through a cube farm, then
enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING

/TF

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Wat 'n woord eigenlijk: vrolijk. Vro-lijk.

Ik ben vandaag zó vrolijk.

Vrolijk.

[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door Gellius op 02-10-2003 09:48]