mijn favorieten:-Eddie Izzard "Hitler died in a ditch on fire..so that's fun, and that's funny, cos he was a massmurdering fuckhead"'Dress to kill'-Chris Rock'Bigger and blacker'-George Carlin "Did you ever notice that women who protest against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?"'Live in Carnegie hall'-Eddie Murphy "There's a song out now called 'Ain't nothing goin'on but the rent'. So when a man asks a woman "Hey baby! What's going on?" The woman'll go "The rent, motherfucker"!"'Delirious'-Denis Leary "Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York!"'No cure for cancer'
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Beste stand-up comedian: R O B I N W I L L I A M S ! ! !Mijn favo show van hem is Live on Broadway 2002 (vooral omdat ik er 3 met eigen ogen heb mogen zien tijdens die tour), op 2 staat An Evening with Robin Williams, op 3 Reality...what a concept en op 4 "A night at the Met".
Anyway, een "paar" leuke quotes uit de Broadway show....
- Michael Jackson's claiming racism, I'm like "Honey, you gotta pick a race first!" - Every so often, Donald Rumsfeld steps up and says, "I don't know where...I don't know when...But something awful is gonna happen..."- And you can't bomb the Afghanis back to the stone age because they'll think, "Upgrade! Fuck!" - Instead of on the dollar bill, instead of "in God we trust", "in Gates we trust!" Mr Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly? "Monopoly's just a game, Senator... I'm trying to control the fucking world!" - You're telling me that the Oscars are also political, OH FUCK OFF!!! - Cina has the bomb. Or maybe not, maybe they have just 1 billion people go: "Boom."
Voor veel meer Quotes: koop gewoon de DVD of ga naarhttp://www.robin-williams.net/tour.htm#quotes
[Dit bericht is gewijzigd door lindastuurman op 29-08-2003 22:12]
Het is een bestand van ongeveer 70 mb meen ik me te herinneren.
quote:Op vrijdag 29 augustus 2003 21:27 schreef Astronaut_Jones het volgende:....
CD's die hier staan:Denis Leary - No Cure For CancerDenis Leary - Lock 'n LoadChris Rock - Born SuspectChris Rock - Bigger & BlackerChris Rock - Roll with the NewSam Kinison - Leader of the BannedAndrew Dice Clay - DICEAdam Sandler - They're all gonna laugh at youRobin Williams - Live 2002Richard Pryor - The complete recordings (9 CD)
En een shitload aan mp3's van stand-up comedians.
quote:Op vrijdag 29 augustus 2003 22:20 schreef CrazyCavia het volgende:Billy Connolly - Live * The Greatest Hits
quote:-Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?-Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'-'Where did you lose it?' That is the most stupid question in the history of the human race... 'Where did you lose it?' 'Fuck I don't know - it's lost - that means I don't know where it fuck is!..."
-Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
-'Where did you lose it?' That is the most stupid question in the history of the human race... 'Where did you lose it?' 'Fuck I don't know - it's lost - that means I don't know where it fuck is!..."
If you wanna pet us down than pet us down! don't send us thru FAKE things, we dont need that, we don't need that shit.
Die vent is zo grof in de mond dattet gewoon geweldig is...echt heel gaaf..
quote:Op vrijdag 29 augustus 2003 22:18 schreef Duiveltja het volgende:[..]Heb je uberhaupt wel gezocht?Stand Up
Heb je uberhaupt wel gezocht?
"I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money"
George Carlin is ook wel aardig
Lee Evans is trouwens ook een hele goeie.Beetje druk mannetje en zweet ontiegelijk veel.