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Met dank aan bondage, voor het maken van de puntenteltool.
Aangezien ONZ nogal dood is, presenteer ik jullie Het Dodetopicspel.
Je hoeft er niks voor te doen, behalve te posten en hopen dat het lang duurt voordat er een nieuwe reactie geplaatst wordt. Elke minuut dat er na jou niks gepost is is een punt. Er moeten dus minimaal 60 seconden tussen jouw post en de volgende post zitten voor een punt: 59 seconden telt nog steeds als 0 minuten en dus 0 punten. Restseconden worden niet bij elkaar opgeteld. De punten worden automatisch opgeteld.
Tip: je kan beter niet meerdere keren achter elkaar posten, want je krijgt dus pas punten als er minstens een minuut tussen je post en de volgende post zit, ook al zijn beide posts van jou.Zoals gebruikelijk is op FOK!, opent degene met de laatste post het nieuwe topic.
Voor elke minuut tussen de OP en de fipo krijg je ook gewoon een punt, maar voor de tijd tussen de lapo en de nieuwe OP krijg je geen punten. Duurt het openen te lang, dan kan een andere user dit doen en gaan we verder.
Gelieve de OP duidelijk en overzichtelijk te houden en de uitleg/regels niet te veranderen, bij voorbaat dank.
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Nog 5 dagen tot woensdag 7 november 2018
Winnaars:
Seizoen 1: Haags_kwartiertje
Seizoen 2: Haags_kwartiertje
Seizoen 3: Dr.Mikey
Seizoen 4: Haags_kwartiertje
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Seizoen 6: Dr.Mikey
Seizoen 7: Nattekat
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Seizoen 9: Grrrrrrrr
Seizoen10: aloa
Seizoen11: I.
Seizoen12: devzero
Seizoen13: driepink
SPOILER: Gratis!Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt."It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Is dat een bekend woord boven de rivieren trouwens:"begaaien"? 
Ik kom nogal eens mensen tegen die echt geen flauw idee hebben wat er mee bedoeld wordt 
Ik kom nogal eens mensen tegen die echt geen flauw idee hebben wat er mee bedoeld wordt
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Je bent net iets te jong voor mij lieverdquote:Op donderdag 1 november 2018 21:42 schreef OmgevallenFlat2 het volgende:
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Ik ken je niet echt goed, eerste date kan altijd enzo maar das meer leren kennen
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Toch iets zuidelijks dan denk ik. Het betekent iig zoveel als 'er een potje van maken', wij gebruiken het vooral om aan te geven dat iets dus een uit de hand gelopen zuippartij is gewordenquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Van het padje af ken ik, we zijn aan niet.quote:Op vrijdag 2 november 2018 00:25 schreef charmed_angel het volgende:
Ik ken wel ‘van het padje af’ of ‘we zijn aan’
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dat klinkt alsof je flink aan de pillen en/of snuif hebt gezetenquote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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:"Owwwwwwwwww! Dat zijn veel puntjes! TJILP!"
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dan moet je minder drinken.quote:
Echt lig je super lekker warm in bed, en dan moet je weer plassen
Als je een vent was zou ik zeggen dat het de leeftijd was.quote:
Echt lig je super lekker warm in bed, en dan moet je weer plassen
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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Als je een vent was zou ik zeggen dat het de leeftijd was.
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Als je een vent was zou ik zeggen dat het de leeftijd was.
Is toch kut, wij mannen zijn allemaal gedoemd om prostaatkanker te krijgen als we maar oud genoeg worden.quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
We krijgen dan weer minder vaak borst of eierstokkankerquote:Op vrijdag 2 november 2018 00:36 schreef Grrrrrrrr het volgende:
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Is toch kut, wij mannen zijn allemaal gedoemd om prostaatkanker te krijgen als we maar oud genoeg worden.
Dr.Mikey
Games Crew van het jaar 2013
mooie duo grap ditquote:
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We krijgen dan weer minder vaak borst of eierstokkanker
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Borstkanker komt nog best regelmatig voor bij mannen las ik laatst.quote:
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We krijgen dan weer minder vaak borst of eierstokkanker
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Ik had er nog nooit van gehoordquote:
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Borstkanker komt nog best regelmatig voor bij mannen las ik laatst.
Echt?quote:
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Borstkanker komt nog best regelmatig voor bij mannen las ik laatst.
Dat had ik niet echt verwacht
Dr.Mikey
Games Crew van het jaar 2013
Grrr en mistig samen op het podiumquote:
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
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Lang niet in de mate waarbij het bij vrouwen voorkomt maar het bestaat ja.quote:Op vrijdag 2 november 2018 00:39 schreef Flippiee het volgende:
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Echt?
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Zou zomaar kunnenquote:
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Grrr en mistig samen op het podium
Dr.Mikey
Games Crew van het jaar 2013
ik ben net weer wakker.quote:
nare dromen etc.
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Wel met de Bolkes erbij dan.quote:
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Grrr en mistig samen op het podium
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Dat is klotequote:Op vrijdag 2 november 2018 00:41 schreef Dr.Mikey het volgende:
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ik ben net weer wakker.
nare dromen etc.
Wie?quote:
Ik zie dat jullie een nieuwe user hebben aangetrokken
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
Tena Lady is ook een optie.quote:
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ja als ik meer drink dan slaap ik helemaal niet meer
Dr.Mikey
Games Crew van het jaar 2013
jij ?quote:
Ik zie dat jullie een nieuwe user hebben aangetrokken
They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Op
Ik heb meerdere nieuwe namen gezien.quote:
Ik zie dat jullie een nieuwe user hebben aangetrokken
Dr.Mikey
Games Crew van het jaar 2013
wie bedoel jij danquote:Op vrijdag 2 november 2018 00:44 schreef Flippiee het volgende:
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Mijn account is wel jonger dan dat van jullie maar zou mezelf niet nieuw noemen
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They wish to cure us. But I say to you, WE are the cure!
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
"WHAT IF YOU'RE RIGHT AND THEY'RE WRONG?"
R.I.P DTS.
Je bent gebruikt?quote:
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Mijn account is wel jonger dan dat van jullie maar zou mezelf niet nieuw noemen
Wat m'n zus een tijdje geleden vertelde. Die werkt als verpleegkundige in de thuiszorg en had een collega die van cliënten incontentiemateriaal wat ze niet meer nodig hadden verzamelde en dat verkocht aan concert/festivalbezoekers zodat ze in hun broek konden pissen terwijl ze midden in de crowd stonden.quote:
"It's hard to argue against cynics - they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side."
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