NPO 2 om 21.10u: Gaan wij in Nederland nog een oorlog meemaken?

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 20:43 schreef Ryan3 het volgende:

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Het zijn geen Amerikanen, zit wel een verschilletje in, denk ik.

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 20:46 schreef Ryan3 het volgende:

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Onderofficier?

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 20:42 schreef Bluesdude het volgende:
Die generaals zijn boys en die willen toys.
Dus neigt men naar een gevaar opvoeren en krijgt men geld voor meer toys.
En ze willen graag hun bestaansrecht bewijzen....

Er is altijd wel een vijand te verzinnen Of een nobel doel.

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 20:51 schreef Ryan3 het volgende:

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Nee, die niet:

hier van achter genomen als het ware, ze is een stuk ouder ook:

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Komen trouwens wel meer militairen aan het woord dan degenen in het filmpje dus die generaals kunnen er wel bij zitten idd.

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JANUARY 20TH 2021 - Today the Trump administration rolled out new plans to invade much of the civilized world. In a 6 hour tirade during his second inauguration Trump lashed out against what he called the 'Fake News media' that brainwashes our children. After bombing CNN headquarters a week before the election, effectively ending the war on the media in the US - the President has said that it is time to bring the fight to our real enemy in Europe.

"These Europeans are sleazebags" he said to Fox News' Tucker in an exclusive interview. "They're all writing phony stories about me, it has to stop". The president also showed detailed never before seen satellite images of the Netherlands, one of the states he plans to attack first. "See these so called Coffee Shops. Believe me they're not serving drinks there, they're dealing drugs. The police they do nothing. This is very important to me, we have to save these people
from themselves." Rumors indicate that Trump's renewed 'war on drugs' has escalated because his once beloved daughter Ivanka had become addicted during a trip to Europe. Mr. Trump added that "If they can hide drugs, they can also hide WMD's. Much like other really bad people and journalists."

White House communications director Alex Jones told reporters that the plan includes a complete and total victory in Europe. Much like he said, what we had seen in Constantinople last year. When Russian troops overwhelmed the Turkish defenders, ending over a centry of Ottoman occupation. "The globalist goblins are toast. We beat them here at home and soon we'll be victorious everywhere."

Trump and Putin met last year behind closed doors to discuss the Tillerson-Lavrov pact. A plan that would divide Europe between two states. The Russian influence would reach as far as the baltics and Ukraine. The US would control most of western and northern Europe. The US would appoint a viceroy to oversee the continent once the military campaign is completed. Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz and Paul Ryan applied for the job but after long discussions at the White House he decided to ask Oprah. "I think she can bring people together" he said. The president added "And she makes good television."

Poland has indicated that if it comes to war it will side with President Trump. The President of Poland ended an historic anti-EU speech with the following words: "EU President Frans Timmermans has insulted us with his fines and empty threats but he forgot to buy tanks." With his remarks the President of Poland trolled the newly formed EU army which found itself without any heavy weaponry or tanks when Mr. Trump banned the export of US weaponry to Europe.
"They're never having any fights or wars there." Mr. Trump said. "Wasn't that the whole point of the EU? No more wars? I guess they don't need guns anymore and we can save money on shipping and NATO."

Prime Minister Mark Rutte of the Netherlands has urged his people to remain calm during this time of crisis. "President Trump is one of our allies. Sometimes he lashes out but I'm sure this was all part of his election campaign much like the wall in Mexico." When our reporter told Mr. Rutte about the massive walls now bordering both Canada and Mexico he refused to comment. German leader Angela Merkel was much harsher against our president. "Trump has completely lost his mind! We must stop this madness now!" she said to a raving crowd in parliament. In the interview Trump likened her to Hitler. "The difference between Merkel and HItler is that one likes dogs and the other doesn't." Trump said.

In France military preparations were halted when the soldiers began to strike. The brigades, mostly consisting of illegal immigrants from Africa and Syria doubted the claims by President Macron that they'd receive free housing if they showed up to fight. They've taken the little weapons handed out by the French leaders and have started an assault on Paris themselves.

Trump won all US states in an Historic election against Mark Zuckerberg. Mr. Zuckerberg who promised better wages and equality was beaten by Trump. Much like in 2016 Trump rallied the nation with one rally after the other. Trump promised voters that he would destroy the fake news media, conquer most of Europe and give Americans free iPhones and nice German cars. Zuckerberg was leading in the polls until Trump challenged him to a wrestling match during
their first debate. Unknown to Mr. Zuckerberg our president is a WWE Hall of Famer. After breaking his back Mr. Zuckerberg couldn't campaign for 3 months. However Trump denies this had anything to do with his victory.

Democratic leaders trying to install a new candidate soon learned that under the Facebook terms and conditions the paid ad-space could not be reused. Instead of picking a new candidate they stuck with Mr. Zuckerberg, airing video messsages from his hospital bed. Mr. Trump denies reports that he had bomb squads raid the hospital daily to delay much needed surgery. Anonymous US officals said there were credible bomb threats from Hillary Clinton who tried to take Mr. Zuckerberg's place as Democratic candidate.

Mr. Zuckerberg poll numbers recovered just before the election telling the American people that the president was a 'fraud and a liar'. He said that Trump could never destroy the 'Fake news media' as he could not even destroy a single press outlet. In response to Mr. Zuckerberg's comments Mr. Trump ordered a strike on CNN headquarters. During the highly popular Wolf Blitzer Situation Room program the President called to the studio. "You better start running. The missiles are flying" he said. Mr. Blitzer who thought Mr. Trump was joking was literally blasted from the air when 66 cruise missiles hit CNN. Mr. Trump later denied he ordered the strike. Telling staff that he was 'really joking' and wanted to 'rattle' Blitzer.

In response he fired secretary James Mattis and replaced him with his son Barron Trump. "Barron's a good kid, he's a brilliant strategist." Mr. Trump listed all his youngest son victories over the years. "Call of Duty, Battlefield.. he has beat them all and very fast."

The operation to conquer Europe is set to begin next week or at least within a month. "I'm not sure about the planning yet. Might be this week, but certainly not after a month." Mr. Trump had trouble scheduling the war during his favorite Golf tournament but he said that he was willing to sacrifice some of his time for the American people. "I still owe them the German cars."

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:10 schreef cherrycoke het volgende:
ik zit al naar 10 minuten reclame te kijken.

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:10 schreef cherrycoke het volgende:
ik zit al naar 10 minuten reclame te kijken.

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:16 schreef Ryan3 het volgende:
Middendorp jaartje ouder dan ik idd. Hoogste militair?

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:16 schreef cherrycoke het volgende:
ik verslikte mij even toen tom middendorp in beeld kwam.

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:18 schreef AchJa het volgende:

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Waarom?

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:18 schreef cherrycoke het volgende:

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niet verwacht eigenlijk

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Op maandag 21 augustus 2017 21:19 schreef Ryan3 het volgende:
Ze kunnen dus niet meer ons eigen grondgebied verdedigen zonder hulp van anderen?