The morning standing has gold in the mouthquote:
Nee, straw is geen jongetje (of ze moet wel heeeel erg goed kunnen shoppen )quote:
Heb ik iets gemist of heeft Straw SV echt gekiert?quote:Op vrijdag 21 april 2017 18:52 schreef Toto69 het volgende:
Elliot Rodger: "Hi, Elliot Rodger here"
Straw: Hi! My name is Straw. What a nice sunglasses!
Elliot Rodger: T-t-t-hank you. They cost me a fortune, 600$ but my daddy is rich anyway as he is the director of the Hunger Games.
Straw: Do you have a car?
Elliot Rodger: Yes I drive a fabulous BMW
Straw: *soaking wet* oh my gosh... can I go for a ride with you please? :$
Elliot Rodger: Well, you can have a ride on me...
Straw: Oh you :$ let's go
Elliot Rodger: YES I'M FINALLY GOING TO BE DEFLOWERED!
Elliot Rodger: Nothing!
Straw: Ok let's go!
Elliot Rodger: Did you know I'm the supreme gentleman? *pulls his dick out*
Straw: Wow... is this serious? Is THAT all?
Elliot Rodger: I thought the average was 4 inches? This is very unsettling.
Straw: HAHAHAHAHA, you have a micropenis!
Elliot Rodger: Oh lord... not this shit again.
Straw: Aight, I'mma go to Fryslan and fuck this fucking hot teacher called SonicVolcano instead, cause boy, you suck long time.
Elliot Rodger: Fuck, I'm gonna open another topic on FOK! forum under my pseudonym 0906/syndroom/0000