Hello Nexum and good afternoon! This is The Netherlands speaking. May I congratulate you on a wonderful show? It's amaaaaaaazing. Here are the votes of the Dutch jury.
1 point for
Poland because they're hard workers.
2 points for
Montenegro's braided bastard.
3 points for
Sweden, don't be so fucking happy about it, you're SWEDEN, you're not San Marino, you should be able to do much better than this slippery little fucker of a song.
4 points for
Cyprus, extra kudos for daring to send in a MALE singer, it's always a risk. Wooooooo.
5 points for
Greece, are you still in debt? Then CONGRATULATIONS because these 5 points equal 5 EUROS, you're almost there you dish-shattering beasts!
6 points for the
Czech Republic, ENJOY, motherfuckers!
7 points for
Azerbaijan, Baku Baku more with!
8 points for our lovely neighbours from
Belgiuuuuum even though they're the stupid Wallones this year, you're never wallone.
10 points for the adorable little beggar from
Portugal. Let's buy him a washing machine!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd 12 points go to the lovely Blackbird from
Finlaaaaaaaand.
This concludes the result of the Dutch vote, thank you and GOOD NIGHT.