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Alright, so I have this friend who isn't really that crazy, but for some reason crazy shit happens to him all the time. This story is one of our favorites.
So last year, Prince Will and Princess Kate were visiting our school a month or so before they got married. Everyone was out on the main road trying to talk to them, shake their hand, etc., and there was security EVERYWHERE, even snipers in the nearby clocktower. My friend (we'll call him Joe), got lucky and shook Will's hand (sidenote: they're actually really nice people, and were going out of their way to socialize with people). So Will and Joe talk for a bit, shake hands again, and Will goes on his way to talk to more people. So then a couple minutes go by, and we realize Joe has gone missing.
We look around, and then we see joe kneeling by a tree, rubbing his hands furiously in the dirt. It looked a lot like he was trying to unbury something, so within seconds he was grabbed by like 4 or 5 police who threw him against a wall and demanded to know what he was doing. He says something to them (I couldn't hear, they were a pretty good distance away) and the police just look at each other, say something more to Joe and walk away.
Joe comes back over to us, and we demand to know what just happened. Well, it turns out Joe had taken a girl home from a bar the night before, who also turned out to be a virgin. So as he was standing on the street after talking to Will, he looks at his hands and realizes he is covered in blood, which is why he was rubbing his hands in the dirt. We all thought this was absolutely hilarious, particularly my one friend, Chris.
So Will and Kate get into their convoy and drive off, and we all head back into our hall. I'm hanging out in my room with Joe and a few others, when Chris comes in and tells Joe he needs to go look at his bed, now. We head to Joe's room, lift up the sheets, and there is thick red fluid all over his bedsheets. Joe, who is a complete germophobe and extremely protective of his bed, goes absolutely mental.
We're all standing around laughing at Joe's terrible luck when Chris tells Joe he should make sure it is in fact blood. Joe doesn't know how to check on this, so Chris casually wipes his finger in the mess, sniffs it, licks it, and proclaims that it is in fact blood. Joe immediately runs to the bathroom and vomits, while Alex breaks down, nearly in tears from laughing.
Turns out Chris, after hearing about the virgin, had wiped strawberry jam all over his sheets. Joe has no idea to this day.
TL;DR - Friend wiped virgin blood on Prince Will's hand, other friend licked said virgin blood off of his own finger.
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