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Het zou me niet verbazen als ze straks nog de pr0nwereld in gaat ook 
"Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors. It means I will trust and love you for a long time"
Heeft ze een soort bodyguard of zo? 
Vertel het me en ik zal het vergeten. Laat het me zien en ik zal het onthouden. Laat het me ervaren en ik zal het me eigen maken.
De toekomst hangt af van wat je nu aan het doen bent.
De toekomst hangt af van wat je nu aan het doen bent.
Ja wie is dat?quote:Op maandag 16 januari 2012 12:45 schreef Poesopstokje het volgende:
Dat shirtje
En wie is die jonge John Travolta??
Zwarte Piet is uit!
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Jonge John Travolta? Die halve in dat slechte pak ernaast?
Mocht ie willen, een ouwe Corky is het. Met pruik.
Mocht ie willen, een ouwe Corky is het. Met pruik.
Curiosity cultured the cat
Hoge dames vangen veel wind
Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
Hoge dames vangen veel wind
Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
quote:Running in heels? Teen bride Courtney Stodden goes for a jog in sky-high perspex stilettos and barely-there shorts
She has them permanently fixed to her feet when she pouts and poses alongside her much older husband Doug Hutchinson.
And although ludicrous, it is somewhat no surprise that teen bride Courtney Stodden went jogging in her obligatory perspex stripper-style stilettos today.
Clad in a pair of barely-there skin-tight running shorts, the 17-year-old fame-hungry teenager hit the pavement for some exercise.
This time she managed to pry herself away from Doug, 51, and in place was a man dressed in a suit, said to be her 'security guard', who was trying to keep up alongside her.
The scene was completed with Courtney's Chinese crested dog, who is dyed pink.
Putting herself through her paces, Courtney, of course, preened herself during the run with the occasional flick of the hair and some Baywatch-style beach run poses.
How do you manage that? Clad in a pair of barely there skin-tight running shorts, the 17-year-old fame-hungry teenager hit the pavement for some exercise in the towering shoes
Proving to be too much, the tanned and toned teen was later forced to remove her sky-high footwear mid-run, and continued on barefoot.
Her tiny pins on display in her miniscule shorts, she paired the attire with a very tight PETA t-shirt with the words 'Vegetarian' emblazoned across the front.
The seemingly mock security guard played the part by listening into an earpiece fixed firmly in his ear.
Courtney's outing comes after she recently appeared in a Funny Or Die skit alongside husband Doug.
In the clip, Seinfeld star Jason Alexander is seen groping her, however, it is all in the name of comedy.
Alexander plays talk show host, motivator and toupee-wearing Donny Clay.
Parodying the likes of Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew, Donny advises the couple that they need to resist the judgement of their naysayers who believe that their relationship is inappropriate.
Taking a break: Proving to be too much, the tanned and toned teen was later forced to remove her sky-high footwear mid-run, and continued on barefoot
In a section of the show entitled 'Resist Judgement: Assess Your Partner', Donny explains that Courtney bravely went on the Dr. Drew show and underwent an ultrasound to prove her bosoms were real.
'I don't want to do that, I am not that crass. I don't care about your breasts. They are lovely,' Donny explains.
'What I care about is the quality of your heart. So I have a special app here on my iPhone. So if I may I am going to use this to find out what is the quality of your heart.'
Preening: Putting herself through her paces, Courtney, of course, preened herself during the run with the occasional flick of the hair and some Baywatch-style beach run poses
Putting the phone up to her chest, Donny perversely snaps away, explaining that he is confused as to which side her heart is on, with Doug sitting on the couch looking concerned.
Rubbing the left side of her chest with the phone Donny says: 'That's great, I am getting a lot. Are you getting anything?'
After Courtney looks perplexed, he holds the phone to her head and says: ' I am not getting anything here,' before putting it back to her breast saying 'But I've got full bars here!'
In the following spoof, Donny wants the couple to 'Express Your Love'.
'Tell me why you love her Doug?' he says turning to the Green Mile star.
'I love you because you captured my heart, and I love your spirit...' Doug says to Courtney.
Interrupted by Donny, he tells Doug: 'No. I am sorry that is a response anybody can have. I am going to do something for you. I am going to role play for a moment. I am not going to be Donny now, I am going to be Doug,' he explains.
Turning to Courtney, he gets into character: 'Courtney I love you because I know I can take you behind this couch and have you in a number of ways.'
Squealing in delight, the bubbly blonde throws her head back.
'See the reaction I get as I talk to Doug?' he explains to Doug.
In the last segment Donny urges the couple to 'Strengthen Each Other'.
He asks Courtney what criticism she has about her husband of just under a year.
'Well, I put on the sexiest lingerie at night and I just lie in bed and he's on the computer with his emails.' she complains.
'Is he ignoring you? He's not giving you the attention you need,' asks Donny.
After nodding her head, he turns around and repeatedly slaps Doug in the face.
Touchy-feely: Of course Courtney preens herself throughout the skit, regularly touching her body
Touchy-feely: Of course Courtney preens herself throughout the skit, regularly touching her body
'Give her attention for godssake,' he yells.
But when it is Doug's turn to express his concerns about his young wife, he doesn't even get a chance to open his mouth.
Instead, Donny immediately slaps him in the face, screaming 'you're wrong!'
Nee joh, die onderste foto.. Kon zo een buitenechtelijk kind van 'em zijn.quote:Op maandag 16 januari 2012 13:24 schreef Copycat het volgende:
Jonge John Travolta? Die halve in dat slechte pak ernaast?
Mocht ie willen, een ouwe Corky is het. Met pruik.
Dat is toch dezelfde Corky? Ga je schamen!quote:
Nee joh, die onderste foto.. Kon zo een buitenechtelijk kind van 'em zijn.
Curiosity cultured the cat
Hoge dames vangen veel wind
Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
Hoge dames vangen veel wind
Whadda ya hear! Whadda ya say!
What is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
Zelden zo'n slecht zittend pak gezien. Maar ik zie de John Travolta gelijkenis wel hoor 
"Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
Ik ga ook elke dag joggen op mijn plateauzolenquote:
Even een stukje joggen
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En dan trek ik ook even een willekeurige persoon van de straat, hijs em in een willekeurig pak, en prop em naast me als bodyguard! 
"Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors. It means I will trust and love you for a long time"
quote:
Dat shirtje
En wie is die jonge John Travolta??
En wat valt jullie op? Dat shirt, John Travolta, slecht zittend pak..quote:
Zelden zo'n slecht zittend pak gezien. Maar ik zie de John Travolta gelijkenis wel hoor
Maar die roze hond die er naast loopt maakt het wel af hoor
leuk neukpopje! of je er ook mee kunt scrabbbelen is een tweeede
Wie achter de kudde aanloopt ... loopt in de stront !!
Toch moet ik zeggen dat ik wel ff zou kijken als ik dat op straat zag lopen 
I am the hope of the Universe. I am the answer to all living things who cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth... ally to good, nightmare to you!
Zeker, maar die hond had ze al in het eerste topic.quote:
En wat valt jullie op? Dat shirt, John Travolta, slecht zittend pak..
Maar die roze hond die er naast loopt maakt het wel af hoor
Vertel het me en ik zal het vergeten. Laat het me zien en ik zal het onthouden. Laat het me ervaren en ik zal het me eigen maken.
De toekomst hangt af van wat je nu aan het doen bent.
De toekomst hangt af van wat je nu aan het doen bent.
Hou zou ze die hond eigenlijk roze gekregen hebbenquote:Op dinsdag 17 januari 2012 14:11 schreef Cynix ® het volgende:
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Zeker, maar die hond had ze al in het eerste topic.
Kan me niet voorstellen dat ze echte haarverf ervoor gebruikt heeft 
"Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors. It means I will trust and love you for a long time"
Deze 2 links moeten jullie even gezien hebben
http://pugswithcourtneystoddentweets.tumblr.com/
http://drawnstoddentweets.tumblr.com/
http://pugswithcourtneystoddentweets.tumblr.com/
http://drawnstoddentweets.tumblr.com/
"Purple is the last color of the rainbow colors. It means I will trust and love you for a long time"
ChipsZak.
That's hot.
Daar is speciale verf voor.quote:
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Hou zou ze die hond eigenlijk roze gekregen hebben
I guess words are a motherfucker.
I kill a bitch with a potato peeler for the skrilla.
I kill a bitch with a potato peeler for the skrilla.
Haar borsten komen niet overeen met de voorgevormde cup XXX van het jurkje.. Dat ze dat zelf niet doorheeft.
die eerste foto!quote:
Oh en daar hebben we de jonge Travolta weer, of Corky. Your pick.
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1 cm verder en dr heup is uit de kom
ChipsZak.
That's hot.
quote:Oh happy day!
In a lot of ways, Courtney Stodden has it all: an attentive man, a gawkable figure and a way with words that makes Shakespeare reconsider coming back from the grave to add winky kitty faces to Macbeth.
But the girl has a dreeeeeeam! And the dream will become a reality! It has always been her fervent wish to be an acclaimed pop star and from these pictures we've just come across, it looks like she's going to get her shot. From what we're told, last Friday, Courtney spent the day in a recording studio in Orange County with her hubby Doug Hutchinson and two music producers.
We didn't get any taste of what she sounded like in the booth, but we did get to see these pics of her hard at work!
Does she ever get tired of pursing her lips like that? We might she must get tired…
I guess words are a motherfucker.
I kill a bitch with a potato peeler for the skrilla.
I kill a bitch with a potato peeler for the skrilla.
