Tim Kuik

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My name is Tim Kuik, I’m the coolest man alive! My job is realy cool, me and my maffia buddies take down pirate websites! This is my blog on wich I will tell you the cool stuff I do when I’m at work!

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One thing I realy hate in this world are those pirates. By pirates I mean the god forgiven website The pirate bay. They act like the internet is something where people can do what ever they want. On wich I clearly must point out it is not! The pirate bay is one of the most illegal sites on the internet and uses terrorist funding to maintain itsself.

I hereby demand that The pirate bay will be blocked in the Netherlands. I see the future as a place where the internet is regulated and torrents are forbidden, as god would want it to be.

I will be waiting for april 17th as I am sure that pesky site will surely be brought to justice!

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I can’t believe it! Yesterday we took down one of the biggest website hosting piracy! We totally got them! It all started when we were contacted by some guy who said he knew a place where a lot of illegal files were hosted. I noted down the info and called up my maffia buddies to prepare for a raid. I knew this was going to be a big but I never expected it to be the biggest bust in the history of piracy!

3 hours later I hopped in my porsche (my paycheck is amazing! If you thought all the money we get from lawsuits went to their respective owners, think again!) and me and my buddies were off to Leaseweb.

When we arrived Leaseweb welcomed us and we drank some milk and ate some cookies (since we bust shit there all the time it was not realy a surprise for them, I think they have a whole fridge full of milk, and cookies for everyone there). After that we confiscated all servers, we did a little victory dance and went back to our office in Hoofddorp.

Now It’s just a matter of time and we can bust all those dutch criminals who are uploading pirated files!

Tim.