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1. Gij zult oppergoden Laffer en Cynix niet boos maken
2. Gij zult een nieuwe vraag stellen als u het heilige punt toebedeeld heeft gekregen
3. Gij zult de naam van de oprichter MaJo niet zonder eerbied gebruiken.
4. Gij zult zich niet laten irriteren
5. Gij zult alleen slowchatten in het slowchattopic!
6. Gij zult één antwoord per keer geven
7. Gij zult deze toevoeging niet opmerken
8. Gij zult beslissingen van de vragensteller eerbiedigen
9. Gij zult een nieuw topic openen als het oude vol is ende gij de laatste poster zijt.
10. Gij zult de ranglijst en de OP bijwerken en de wiki!
11. Gij zult naar Eisbar van Grauzone luisteren en het erkennen als heilige AKQ-lied.

En het 12e gebod (ja, dat is er ook nog)

12. Gij zult uw antwoord zo vaak mogelijk editten.

Met een Nembrewonic in de hand zingen wij het heilige AKQ lied. Leer het uit je hoofd. Je zult het nodig hebben...

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    De openingspost is hier te vinden.
  •   Redactie Frontpage vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:04:40 #2
    83660 crew  Etcetera
    *pffrrrwwwt*
    pi_61588510
    ik verzaak heul niet ik vroeg het netjes ongeduldje

    en wtf, die 90's test, ik wil de resultaten, krijg ik een of andere f*cked up datingsite voor mijn neus
    It's not just sex, it's love
    It's two people connecting
    With four other people
    And aliens
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:04:46 #3
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61588513
    Dit valt me dan weer tegen:

    Trekkie Appreciator
    Survey Says... You scored 75 %

    You like Star Trek and have obviously watched more than a couple of episodes or movies, but you don't live or breathe the world (read: you probably don't go to your local McDonalds in your Klingon gear - not that there's anything wrong with that...). Excellent! You've managed to tread the fine line between sci-fi buff and Star Trek nerd (otherwise known as the difference between enjoying Star Trek for its entertainment value and running around with a batleth quoting Klingon battle poetry).
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
    pi_61588537
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:04 schreef Etcetera het volgende:
    ik verzaak heul niet ik vroeg het netjes ongeduldje

    en wtf, die 90's test, ik wil de resultaten, krijg ik een of andere f*cked up datingsite voor mijn neus
    pi_61588550
    quote:
    Advanced
    You scored 93% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 73% Expert!

    You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.
    Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
    quote:
    The Everyday German
    Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 5% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

    Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

    The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

    The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.
    als het me niet aanstaat, dan doe ik het niet hoor
    quote:
    Jij scoorde 54!

    * 0-20 * Jij bent helemaal niet verliefd op deze persoon. Je vind hem/haar wel een leuke persoon maar meer niet. Tussen jullie zal er nooit meer zijn dan vriendschap. * 20-30 * Jij voelt je aangetrokken tot deze persoon. Je voelt je heel goed als hij/zij in de buurt is. Je ziet wel wat meer in deze persoon dan alleen maar vrienden. Waarom nodig je hem/haar eens niet uit voor een etentje zodat jullie elkaar nog beter kunnen leren kennen. * 30-45 * Jij bent stapelverliefd op deze persoon! Je voelt je hemels wanneer hij/ zij in de buurt is. Geef hem/haar wat subtiele seinen of vertel hem/haar eerlijk je gevoelens. Je zal zien, binnekort zijn jullie urenlang aan het zoenen!
    ik val buiten de statistieken


    Ik zie niet meer testen dan deze paar?
    pi_61588612
    quote:
    Der Kommandant

    Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
    Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

    Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
    Ik heb maar eerlijk antwoord gegeven op de vragen. Dus.
    pi_61588701
    de wiki wil dit topic niet toevoegen
      Redactie Frontpage vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:11:31 #8
    83660 crew  Etcetera
    *pffrrrwwwt*
    pi_61588702
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:08 schreef Whiteguy het volgende:

    [..]

    Ik heb maar eerlijk antwoord gegeven op de vragen. Dus.
    je bent dus gewoon een klootzak
    It's not just sex, it's love
    It's two people connecting
    With four other people
    And aliens
    pi_61588753
    quote:
    Je slettentestscore is binnen. Je bent:

    28%
    Slet

    Bovengenoemde score is genormaliseerd ten opzichte van het gemiddelde. Wetenschappelijk gewogen en gemeten dus. We kunnen dan ook met absolute zekerheid stellen dat jij 28% Slet bent.
    pi_61588776
    quote:
    Fast-witted Fox

    78% Astute

    You're certainly clever, but maybe you're just a bit too quick at answering. Did you add up the pieces of fruit in each answer? Did you count the number of mothers? Did you continue reading to find the last "cow"? You've done really well, though, so go and have some chocolate to celebrate!
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/how-astute-are-you
    Ik weet niet eens wat astute betekent.
    quote:
    Your result for The who the hell am I, really? Test by ...
    The Worker

    76% ability, 72% stability, 70% determination

    Your reliable. you get things done. with balanced amounts of intelligence, stability and ambition, your the builder, the manager, the gears that make our world work. Your the even tempered, focused individual who has moderate goal and works hard to achieve them, which you always do. You pace your self and your life and try to contribute more when ever you can. your a good person and it's people like you who make the backbone of society. The 18 personality types are: The slave, The Rat, The Evil Rat, The Faceless Crowd, The Knight, The Warrior, The Snob, The Drifter, The Child, The Mother, The Worker, The Intellectual, The Human Waste, The Trouble Maker, The Devil, The Advisor, The King and The Chosen One.
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-who-the-hell-am-i,-really-test
    Mwah, klopt redelijk.
    quote:
    Your result for The 4-Variable IQ Test by chriscoyne ...
    Verbal

    10% interpersonal, 30% visual, 35% verbal and 25% mathematical!

    Your strongest type of intelligence is Verbal. You thrive on words, word games, and languages in general. I'm feeling insecure as I write this, because you are reading it. You see, language demands a certain level of recursive thought, and, as someone who just scored highly on it, I'm guessing you already noted the intentional dangling modifier I just put in this sentence. Didn't you? Smarty pants. 4-eyes.

    Your specific scores follow. On any axis, a score above 25% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 25% means you use it less. It says nothing about cognitive skills, just your interest.

    Your brain is roughly:
    10% Interpersonal
    30%Visual
    35%Verbal
    25%Mathematical

    Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice to the world.
    1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 20%.
    2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 25%.
    3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 50%.
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-4variable-iq-test
    Die laatste zin.
    quote:
    Your result for The Quick and Dirty Personality Test by ...
    ISTP- The Crafter

    Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 100% Observant, 56% Logical and 13% Structured
    You do not approach strangers readily, but you have no problem leading. You are so sure of yourself, others are hesitant not to listen. Your type is known as the crafter, which belongs to the larger group of experiencers. You are likely a master of tools, including vehicles, musical instruments, and weapons. Most pilots are of this personality type. You are always on the go, you live for the here and now to follow your whims, and you share your type with 10% of the population. You don't feel very parental, but you feel your fraternal bonds very deeply.
    As a romantic partner, you are calm and handy to have around when something goes wrong. You are very responsive to immediate and obvious needs in your partner, but are less comfortable with emotional ones. You are fun, playful, and adventurous. However, at your heart, you are something of a loner and will resist exposing your private thoughts. You want to be appreciated for your ability to size up a problem and solve it quickly. You feel most appreciated when you are left to do your own thing spontaneously.
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-quick-and-dirty-personality-test
    Dit klopt meer.
    quote:
    Your result for The Horror Movie Survival Test by xeviq ...
    The Nerd

    You scored 69% Intelligence, 31% Survival, 67% Sanity, and 45% Brutality!
    You'll figure out how to banish the killer. You'll be the one who trys to banish the killer. But you will fail. You might survive... you might not, it all depends on if you can live through your skull being smashed into a brick wall. Good luck!
    http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-horror-movie-survival-test3
    Ik ren een paar keer rond met een kettingzaag en ben een nerd.
    quote:
    Your result for The Recognize a Musician! (Image-based) Test by utilted ...
    19 correct!

    If your score is:

    Less than 5 correct answers : You probably weren't even seriously taking this test. You can get more than 5 points by just guessing!

    5 - 10 correct answers : It looks like you're not good at recognizing famous musicians, and probably didn't have much luck taking this test.

    10 - 15 correct answers : Average. You're not bad at recognizing musicians, but it's also not your specialty. You probably knew the pretty famous ones and guessed a couple of less famous ones. It's also possible that you know a lot about music, but the questions weren't really according to your taste.

    16 - 20 correct answers : You're pretty good! People who are into music should, with an average amount of luck, get this result! Maybe there are some people who listened to all the artists mentioned in the test, but didn't really know what they looked like. It is, however, highly unlikely that you had a high score on this test and had no clue about the music these artists make!

    21 - 25 correct answers : Wow, you're great! Either you had a lot of luck, or you simply know a lot about music! Congratulations!
    http://www.okcupid.com/te(...)cian-imagebased-test
    Wow, daar zaten bands bij waar ik nog nooit van had gehoord. Toch wel een goede score dus.
    pi_61588840
    is er al een test review topic in MEN?
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
    pi_61588863
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:08 schreef Whiteguy het volgende:
    Ik heb maar eerlijk antwoord gegeven op de vragen. Dus.
    Goed, als er oorlog uitbreekt weet ik dat ik uit jouw buurt moet blijven. Of ik schakel jou als eerste uit.

    B. heb je een linkje van de slettentest?
    pi_61588966
    Deze is vast leuk voor Nem (Discworld character):
    http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:24:18 #15
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61589129
    ISFP - the Composer
    Your Type is 0% Extroverted, 50% Observant, 13% Logical and 44% Structured

    Your type is best described by the single word "composer", which belongs to the larger group, experiencers. You are very in touch with the physical world, and have an eye for detail. You are likely to be very artistic in some form or another. You don't wish to lead at all. Your attitude is very much "live and let live" to the point that others may have accused you of having no opinions or ambitions. You share your personality type with 10% of the population.
    As a romantic partner, you are nuturing and supportive, often putting your partner's needs before your own. You struggle when you feel anger or resentment, because the last thing you want to do is engage in confrontation. You need patience, support, and encouragement to discuss problems in constructive ways (as opposed to not at all.) You want a deep and intimate connection with your partner. You feel most appreciated when your partner is grateful for your thoughtfulness and willingness to help. You most want your partner to reciprocate with spontaneous thoughtful acts to show you how important you are to them.
    Your group summary: experiencers (SP)
    Your Type Summary: ISFP
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
    pi_61589152
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:15 schreef wyccie het volgende:

    [..]

    Goed, als er oorlog uitbreekt weet ik dat ik uit jouw buurt moet blijven. Of ik schakel jou als eerste uit.

    B. heb je een linkje van de slettentest?
    Mwoah.. zo'n vaart zal het niet lopen. Zie mijn antwoorden:
    SPOILER
    Om spoilers te kunnen lezen moet je zijn ingelogd. Je moet je daarvoor eerst gratis Registreren. Ook kun je spoilers niet lezen als je een ban hebt.
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:25:47 #17
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61589179
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:19 schreef wyccie het volgende:
    Deze is vast leuk voor Nem (Discworld character):
    http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take
    Even checken
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
    pi_61589208
    50%
    Slet
    In some cases, resentment can result simply from being on the receiving end of good arguments. Collini
    How much more precious is a little humanity than all the rules in the world.Piaget
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:28:45 #19
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61589271
    THE HERO!
    You scored 69% Intelligence, 54% Survival, 67% Sanity, and 60% Brutality!

    Congradulations!! You win whats behind door number 2...............SURVIVAL!! HUZZAH!! You also got rid of the killer! You have an insured seat in the sequal. Probably the triqual too. I'm happy for you.
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:28:58 #20
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61589277
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:26 schreef Soempie het volgende:
    50%
    Slet
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
    pi_61589308
    B. waarom is jouw test in het Nederlands?
    Ik ben 25% slet. Maar als ik dit zie, is dat dus best netjes.

    58% have french-kissed someone.

    50% have had sex.
    pi_61589388
    quote:
    Op vrijdag 12 september 2008 22:29 schreef wyccie het volgende:
    B. waarom is jouw test in het Nederlands?
    Ik ben 25% slet. Maar als ik dit zie, is dat dus best netjes.

    58% have french-kissed someone.

    50% have had sex.
    weet ik niet, bij jou niet dan? Sommige wel, anderen niet
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:32:38 #23
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61589395
    Voor de muziektest:

    16 correct!

    16 - 20 correct answers : You're pretty good! People who are into music should, with an average amount of luck, get this result! Maybe there are some people who listened to all the artists mentioned in the test, but didn't really know what they looked like. It is, however, highly unlikely that you had a high score on this test and had no clue about the music these artists make!
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
      vrijdag 12 september 2008 @ 22:33:57 #24
    13347 Nembrionic
    AKQ Fundamentalist
    pi_61589436
    Wyc, die discworld kan ik niet vinden op die pagina.
    - "Autisten met elkaar in contact brengen is net zoals delen door 0"
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