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› Tevens de inhoud van de advertentie(s) of screenshot(s) posten, aangezien advertenties op den duur verwijderd worden, waardoor dan uiteindelijk alleen dode links overblijven.
› Bij voorbaat dank.
Een aantal voorbeelden:
Game on!
Deze topicreeks is bedoeld voor alle vage, domme, irritante, libido-verlagende, achterlijke, gekke, maffe en/of intelligentieverlagende advertenties die op Marktplaats & Co. staan.
Kom je een advertentie aldaar tegen die voldoet aan minimaal 1 van de bovenstaande criteria, post em dan hier!
Linkjes naar vorige delen:
0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
14 | 15 | 16
Spinoff "naakte schoonmaakster zoeken op marktplaats":
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
De openingspost vind je hier
Regels: › Plaats een link naar de advertentie(s).
› Tevens de inhoud van de advertentie(s) of screenshot(s) posten, aangezien advertenties op den duur verwijderd worden, waardoor dan uiteindelijk alleen dode links overblijven.
› Bij voorbaat dank.
Een aantal voorbeelden:
quote:Ruilen
Een Mitsubishi Evo V of VI.
Dit is mijn droom auto, maar ik zal hem door omstandigheden nooit kunnen betalen.
Wat ik in ruil aanbied is iets zeer zeldzaams:
Echte vriendschap voor het leven.
Wat ik dus zoek is iets wat je met geld kunt kopen.Wat ik aanbied is iets wat niet te betalen is.
quote:Toetsen van qwerty toetsenbord gezocht
Ik heb stom genoeg een Fujitsu-Siemens Amilo laptop gekocht met een azerty (frans) toetsenbord.
De letters en vele leestekens zitten op de verkeerde plaatsen.
De toetsen kun je gemakkelijk verwijderen en verplaatsen.
Ik ben dus op zoek naar de toetsen van een qwerty laptop toetsenbord, zoals wij die in Nederland gebruiken.
Game on!
Ik was al bezig met een nieuwe, maar je was nog mooi op tijd 
Tevens een ongegeneerde tvp, mooie reeks! 
Tevens een ongegeneerde tvp, mooie reeks!
ik had hem dichtgepost he, dichtposten = nieuwe makenquote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 14:18 schreef TNA het volgende:
Ik was al bezig met een nieuwe, maar je was nog mooi op tijd
********ASS KICKING MACHINE*******
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Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT
I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.
Mike Stamps
San Clemente, Ca
850 529-0478
or mikelstamps@yahoo.com
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Date: 2007-08-28, 2:34PM PDT
I am looking for candidates to try out my new invention for a carnival. I need people with a good strong butt. Duties involve sustained blows to the rear by different brands of shoes attached to a rotating ferris wheel device. This job is not for people that have hemmroids or any other ailments of that nature. Must be able to pass background, have a clean/ perfect DMV and pass a drug test from hair samples. Basically im like any other company I want that perfect person for a job that any ass can do. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.
Mike Stamps
San Clemente, Ca
850 529-0478
or mikelstamps@yahoo.com
Dit account is permanent uitgeschakeld.
Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats
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Date: 2008-02-07, 11:01AM PST
Hello. I have a big box of used cat and kitten hats that I have collected over the years for various occasions. As of recently my cat, Snowman, is no longer living and thus I am forced to get rid of these precious memories. I would not feel right asking money for them so I am offering the whole box for free. There are many styles from formal to cute and funny.
There is a variety of 14 different hats total. I just hope you and your pet can find as much joy in these hats as me and Snowman once did.
E-mail me if you are interested and I will give you my address where you can pick them up. I can also arrange for a free delivery if you are not too far away.
Thank you, Patty
Location: San Diego
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 566171148
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Date: 2008-02-07, 11:01AM PST
Hello. I have a big box of used cat and kitten hats that I have collected over the years for various occasions. As of recently my cat, Snowman, is no longer living and thus I am forced to get rid of these precious memories. I would not feel right asking money for them so I am offering the whole box for free. There are many styles from formal to cute and funny.
There is a variety of 14 different hats total. I just hope you and your pet can find as much joy in these hats as me and Snowman once did.
E-mail me if you are interested and I will give you my address where you can pick them up. I can also arrange for a free delivery if you are not too far away.
Thank you, Patty
Location: San Diego
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 566171148
Dit account is permanent uitgeschakeld.
Dit is gewoon dierenmishandelingquote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 14:54 schreef 68Chevelle het volgende:
Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats
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Date: 2008-02-07, 11:01AM PST
Hello. I have a big box of used cat and kitten hats that I have collected over the years for various occasions. As of recently my cat, Snowman, is no longer living and thus I am forced to get rid of these precious memories. I would not feel right asking money for them so I am offering the whole box for free. There are many styles from formal to cute and funny.
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There is a variety of 14 different hats total. I just hope you and your pet can find as much joy in these hats as me and Snowman once did.
E-mail me if you are interested and I will give you my address where you can pick them up. I can also arrange for a free delivery if you are not too far away.
Thank you, Patty
Location: San Diego
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 566171148
Op maandag 14 september 2009 10:46 schreef Buschetta het volgende:
Oplosing is simpel.
Koop een paar kuikentjes. Als je er meer als 3 kapot kan stampen voor een groepje kleuters dan ben je een bikkel.
Oplosing is simpel.
Koop een paar kuikentjes. Als je er meer als 3 kapot kan stampen voor een groepje kleuters dan ben je een bikkel.
interpunctie? Nergens voor nodig.quote:ik zoek 1 of 2 of 4 van zulke antennes die ik op de foto heb voor het zenden van die dike dipoolen
quote:ik ben een jongen van 15 jaar ik zal graag een bijbaantje willen hebben in de omgeving van horst ik ben aan het sparen voor een playstation 3 dus ik wil wat geld verdienen het maaktnniet uit wat als het maar goed verdient nou heeft uw wat en woont u in een straal van 5km dan laat ff wat weten je kunt beter mailen nou groeten
quote:gezogt heel veel dvd`s
american pie 2
american pie 3
american pie 4
american pie 5
american pie 6
Saved!
whose your daddy
dumb en dumber
Beno 911
heeft u er 1 of meerdere en wilt u ze verkopen?stuur een mailtje,
graag orginaile ,copie`s mag ook maar ik geef daar wel minder voor.
graag niet te duur!!
alle genoemde films (m.u.v american pie 5 en 6)
kosten in de winkel 4,-
dus als u er al meer dan dat wil hebben is er geen deal
als u dvd zoekt zech het dan misschien kunnen we ruilen.
de mest bekende die ik heb is Bee Movie nederlands ondertiteld.
So we just called him Fred too
Die DVD advertentiequote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 15:15 schreef Cothen het volgende:
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interpunctie? Nergens voor nodig.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." - Richard Dawkins
Het is: " Deze vind ik wel humor " ipv " deze vindt ik wel humor "quote:
Op dinsdag 28 februari 2006 13:50 schreef Avery het volgende:
ik ben dan nieuw ik zie zo dat jij irritant ben jpg
PieAir
Ik denk altijd heel goed na voor ik iets stoms zeg...
ik ben dan nieuw ik zie zo dat jij irritant ben jpg
PieAir
Ik denk altijd heel goed na voor ik iets stoms zeg...
quote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 16:48 schreef jpg97 het volgende:
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Het is: " Deze vind ik dan weer minder " ipv " deze vindt ik dan weer minder "
o sorry ik dacht dat het weer zo'n kreet was als ''tvp''
kan wel spellen hoor maar ja ''slip of the finger'' zullen we maar zeggen
Heerlijk topic wederom
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
quote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 14:54 schreef 68Chevelle het volgende:
Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats
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Date: 2008-02-07, 11:01AM PST
Hello. I have a big box of used cat and kitten hats that I have collected over the years for various occasions. As of recently my cat, Snowman, is no longer living and thus I am forced to get rid of these precious memories. I would not feel right asking money for them so I am offering the whole box for free. There are many styles from formal to cute and funny.
enzovoorts
Waar heb je dit vandaan? een soort usa marktplaats?
Hallo leuke spontane en heerlijke mannen
Ik ben rita ik ben een gescheiden vrouw van 49 jaar. Ik heb altijd een rustig en vrij zakelijk huwelijk gehad en het is tijd dat ik die jaren in ga halen en zoek daarom een opwindende relatie met een heerlijke man (mag zeker jonger) om samen lekker te gaan genieten.
wel verzorgt, humorvol en met respect. Zoek niets voor 1 nacht maar ik zoek zeker wel een uitdaging.
xxx
Rita
http://link.marktplaats.nl/164153325
Ik ben rita ik ben een gescheiden vrouw van 49 jaar. Ik heb altijd een rustig en vrij zakelijk huwelijk gehad en het is tijd dat ik die jaren in ga halen en zoek daarom een opwindende relatie met een heerlijke man (mag zeker jonger) om samen lekker te gaan genieten.
wel verzorgt, humorvol en met respect. Zoek niets voor 1 nacht maar ik zoek zeker wel een uitdaging.
xxx
Rita
http://link.marktplaats.nl/164153325
MILF ALERT! O_Oquote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 21:32 schreef Philip10 het volgende:
Hallo leuke spontane en heerlijke mannen
Ik ben rita ik ben een gescheiden vrouw van 49 jaar. Ik heb altijd een rustig en vrij zakelijk huwelijk gehad en het is tijd dat ik die jaren in ga halen en zoek daarom een opwindende relatie met een heerlijke man (mag zeker jonger) om samen lekker te gaan genieten.
wel verzorgt, humorvol en met respect. Zoek niets voor 1 nacht maar ik zoek zeker wel een uitdaging.
xxx
Rita
http://link.marktplaats.nl/164153325
U heeft de issues, ik heb de tissues.
Your shit's weak! My shit will fuck you up son! YEAH BUDDY!
Your shit's weak! My shit will fuck you up son! YEAH BUDDY!
Ach ja, hij zit normaal dan ook in de autobusiness.quote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 19:42 schreef Prowl het volgende:
http://link.marktplaats.nl/171413707
Als dat een handelsonderneming is zal ie snel failliet gaan
Ik kan hem niet meer vinden maar er heeft een advertentie gestaan van iemand die zijn auto verkocht. Er stond bij 'Ruilen tegen een fiets mag ook'...
http://link.marktplaats.nl/172202678
quote:ik, man van 26 zoek libelle lezeressen om mijn relatie met dit blad mee te delen ..
Blood runs through your veins, that's where our similarity ends.
quote:Op vrijdag 30 mei 2008 00:08 schreef 4EverBlackEyed het volgende:
http://link.marktplaats.nl/172202678
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_!en die dvd advertentie
There's a virus in my system
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
There's a virus in my brain
There's a virus in my system
And it's driving me insane
Waarom kost het 400 euro als je die pentium II wil kopen, maar als je alles samen koopt, kost het 'maar' 390 euro?quote:Op donderdag 29 mei 2008 19:42 schreef Prowl het volgende:
http://link.marktplaats.nl/171413707
Als dat een handelsonderneming is zal ie snel failliet gaan
HJ 14-punt-gift.
Lijst met rukmateriaal!
Lijst met rukmateriaal!
Dear Potential Roommates...
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Date: 2008-01-08, 9:15PM PST
Dear Potential Roommates...
Even though I have the room to rent in my house I don't desperately need the extra rent money to make ends meet. Because of this I think I can be somewhat selective when choosing someone to share my place. Unfortunately, I haven't found a decent ad worth contacting for some time now. For it seems that the Las Vegas "Housing Wanted" ads are very unrealistic and more disheartening than ever. I'd like to point out a few gripes that I, as your potential roommate and landlord, would like to bring up about the ads you've placed.
• Rent including utilities for $400 and under per month? Pffft!
This is my biggest beef. Yes, we all love a bargain but this is ridiculous. I understand that your basis for what rent and utilities might cost is still based on your hometown of Buttfuck, KY's cost-of-living chart. This is not Buttfuck, KY. It's Las Vegas, NV and it costs a nice sum to live here comfortably without having to live in the ghetto or with 10 other roommates. Did you know that the cost of electricity has risen over 60% since 2000? 60%! It's not uncommon for a summertime power bill to be well over $250 or more no matter how hard you try to conserve. On top of that, you also have to worry about water (a scarce commodity here), gas, cable, trash, sewer, etc. That shit adds up. Welcome to Las Vegas.
Taking this gripe down a different avenue, I'd like to pimp slap you cheap, $400-and-under schmoes who think nothing of being overly picky. You want to live in Summerlin or, better yet, a penthouse on The Strip. You demand access to a heated pool, gym, free wi-fi, once a week maid service, will not accept anything less than a whole hog HBO/Showtime digital package, and will not live anywhere that doesn't have a water softening system because you tend to suffer from dry skin. Yet, you are only willing to pay $400 and not one penny more! Oh yeah, you also MUST have a place on a busline because you don't have a car. It sucks that Mom and Dad kicked you out of the basement, but this is real life. Let me be the first to tell you that you will never have it as good again.
• You'd like a "pet friendly" place because you have 4 dogs, 3 cats, a bird, rabbit, and a snake
I love animals dearly. I even have a dog myself . But you, potential roommate, have a flippin' farm. I see you post over and over with more pleading intensity with every post looking for something "pet friendly". Did you know that most city ordinances have limits on the number of animals allowed per household? For the City of Las Vegas, it's 3. Not 3 of each species, 3 total combined number of animals. Hey, I don't make the rules here but they are a good guideline for us all. Next time, you should think twice before you adopt another passenger for your ark. Noah had an excuse for all his beasts but at least he owned the damn ship, he didn't rent it.
For those that only have a cat or two, I've considered emailing you about my vacant room. Then I envision my dog eating your cat(s) - OOPS!, remember how much I hate the smell of cat piss and I stop typing.
• Roommate with "benefits", nudists, swingers, etc.
I believe in honesty and thanks for being open about your lifestyle choices. I appreciate it. But frankly, the thought of someone running around the house naked, save for my out-of-town boyfriend or Hugh Jackman, makes me cringe. Besides, I have a light colored couch and the thought of a nudist's butthole and/or ballsac rubbing on the cushions makes me gag. Hugh Jackman's butthole/ballsac is perfectly ok though.
• People who need no/low security deposit, no credit check, no questions asked
Hell no to all of the above. I also refuse to take food stamps or trade for used merchandise in lieu of rent. Either save up for that stuff and/or tell yourself "Now's not a good time to move".
• 420 Friendlies
I'm a pretty easy going person and I don't condemn those who choose to puff the herb but I certainly don't call myself "420 friendly". I'm more of an acquaintance of 420. I'd recognize it at a party or something but we don't go grab dinner together or know each other's last names. With that said, I don't feel comfortable inviting 420 to my house. Yeah, I know you two will just hole up in your room and not bother anyone all night. Fact is, 420 smells funny and I like that my house smells like Pier 1 candles and a eucalyptus Christmas wreath. You're welcome to go to my neighbor's house when 420 is a welcomed and esteemed guest. If you do bring 420 over, it will disappear and suddenly I will have Christmas gifts for all of my stoner friends.
• Those who need a hand-up or want to exchange services for rent
Giving feels good. I donate to Opportunity Village when I can, shop at charity stores by choice, I even have part of my weekly paycheck syphoned off for United Way. While I feel deeply saddened that you've fallen on hard times, I can only give you advice. When it comes to CL, hard luck stories are a red flag unless you're a fat girl looking for a fuck buddy. Your requests become downright cringe-worthy when you throw the prayers to varying religious icons in there. Since you have access to a computer (maybe even own the damn computer itself!) AND have a cell phone where you can be contacted I can safely assume that you're not doing as bad off as you think. Be thankful and think "Hey! Things could be worse" and then stop posting or get a little better at faking near-poverty.
• The lack of details guy/girl
Your ad is this short. You might put a phone number. You might not. I might respond. Or I might not.
Bottom line is I guess I really can't complain since CL is free and you really do get what you pay for.
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Date: 2008-01-08, 9:15PM PST
Dear Potential Roommates...
Even though I have the room to rent in my house I don't desperately need the extra rent money to make ends meet. Because of this I think I can be somewhat selective when choosing someone to share my place. Unfortunately, I haven't found a decent ad worth contacting for some time now. For it seems that the Las Vegas "Housing Wanted" ads are very unrealistic and more disheartening than ever. I'd like to point out a few gripes that I, as your potential roommate and landlord, would like to bring up about the ads you've placed.
• Rent including utilities for $400 and under per month? Pffft!
This is my biggest beef. Yes, we all love a bargain but this is ridiculous. I understand that your basis for what rent and utilities might cost is still based on your hometown of Buttfuck, KY's cost-of-living chart. This is not Buttfuck, KY. It's Las Vegas, NV and it costs a nice sum to live here comfortably without having to live in the ghetto or with 10 other roommates. Did you know that the cost of electricity has risen over 60% since 2000? 60%! It's not uncommon for a summertime power bill to be well over $250 or more no matter how hard you try to conserve. On top of that, you also have to worry about water (a scarce commodity here), gas, cable, trash, sewer, etc. That shit adds up. Welcome to Las Vegas.
Taking this gripe down a different avenue, I'd like to pimp slap you cheap, $400-and-under schmoes who think nothing of being overly picky. You want to live in Summerlin or, better yet, a penthouse on The Strip. You demand access to a heated pool, gym, free wi-fi, once a week maid service, will not accept anything less than a whole hog HBO/Showtime digital package, and will not live anywhere that doesn't have a water softening system because you tend to suffer from dry skin. Yet, you are only willing to pay $400 and not one penny more! Oh yeah, you also MUST have a place on a busline because you don't have a car. It sucks that Mom and Dad kicked you out of the basement, but this is real life. Let me be the first to tell you that you will never have it as good again.
• You'd like a "pet friendly" place because you have 4 dogs, 3 cats, a bird, rabbit, and a snake
I love animals dearly. I even have a dog myself . But you, potential roommate, have a flippin' farm. I see you post over and over with more pleading intensity with every post looking for something "pet friendly". Did you know that most city ordinances have limits on the number of animals allowed per household? For the City of Las Vegas, it's 3. Not 3 of each species, 3 total combined number of animals. Hey, I don't make the rules here but they are a good guideline for us all. Next time, you should think twice before you adopt another passenger for your ark. Noah had an excuse for all his beasts but at least he owned the damn ship, he didn't rent it.
For those that only have a cat or two, I've considered emailing you about my vacant room. Then I envision my dog eating your cat(s) - OOPS!, remember how much I hate the smell of cat piss and I stop typing.
• Roommate with "benefits", nudists, swingers, etc.
I believe in honesty and thanks for being open about your lifestyle choices. I appreciate it. But frankly, the thought of someone running around the house naked, save for my out-of-town boyfriend or Hugh Jackman, makes me cringe. Besides, I have a light colored couch and the thought of a nudist's butthole and/or ballsac rubbing on the cushions makes me gag. Hugh Jackman's butthole/ballsac is perfectly ok though.
• People who need no/low security deposit, no credit check, no questions asked
Hell no to all of the above. I also refuse to take food stamps or trade for used merchandise in lieu of rent. Either save up for that stuff and/or tell yourself "Now's not a good time to move".
• 420 Friendlies
I'm a pretty easy going person and I don't condemn those who choose to puff the herb but I certainly don't call myself "420 friendly". I'm more of an acquaintance of 420. I'd recognize it at a party or something but we don't go grab dinner together or know each other's last names. With that said, I don't feel comfortable inviting 420 to my house. Yeah, I know you two will just hole up in your room and not bother anyone all night. Fact is, 420 smells funny and I like that my house smells like Pier 1 candles and a eucalyptus Christmas wreath. You're welcome to go to my neighbor's house when 420 is a welcomed and esteemed guest. If you do bring 420 over, it will disappear and suddenly I will have Christmas gifts for all of my stoner friends.
• Those who need a hand-up or want to exchange services for rent
Giving feels good. I donate to Opportunity Village when I can, shop at charity stores by choice, I even have part of my weekly paycheck syphoned off for United Way. While I feel deeply saddened that you've fallen on hard times, I can only give you advice. When it comes to CL, hard luck stories are a red flag unless you're a fat girl looking for a fuck buddy. Your requests become downright cringe-worthy when you throw the prayers to varying religious icons in there. Since you have access to a computer (maybe even own the damn computer itself!) AND have a cell phone where you can be contacted I can safely assume that you're not doing as bad off as you think. Be thankful and think "Hey! Things could be worse" and then stop posting or get a little better at faking near-poverty.
• The lack of details guy/girl
Your ad is this short. You might put a phone number. You might not. I might respond. Or I might not.
Bottom line is I guess I really can't complain since CL is free and you really do get what you pay for.
Dit account is permanent uitgeschakeld.
