If you have five dollars and ChucMartin Verkerkhas five dollars, Martin Verkerk has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Martin Verkerk's computer. Martin Verkerk is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Martin Verkerk can sneeze with his eyes open. Martin Verkerk can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Martin Verkerk is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Martin Verkerk destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Martin Verkerk can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Martin Verkerk.Martin Verkerk doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Martin Verkerk has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Martin Verkerk.
Martin Verkerk does not sleep. He waits.
Martin Verkerk counted to infinity - twice.
When Martin Verkerk does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Martin Verkerk is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Martin Verkerk' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Martin Verkerk doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Martin Verkerk can slam a revolving door. Martin Verkerk does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
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