Shortlist of the worst song lyrics ... ever! volgens
http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/events/lyrical/top10.shtml :
#1 Des'ree - LifeI don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.
# 2 Snap - Rhythm Is A DancerI'm as serious as cancer,
When I say Rhythm is a Dancer.
# 3 Razorlight - Somewhere ElseAnd I met a girl,
she asked me my name,
I told her what it was.
# 4 ABC - That Was Then But This Is NowMore Sacrifices than an Aztec priest,
Standing here straining at that leash,
All fall down,
Can't complain, mustn't grumble,
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
# 5 U2 - ElevationI've got no self control,
Been living like a mole now,
Going down, excavation,
High and high in the sky,
You make me feel like I can fly,
So high,
Elevation
# 6 Toto - AfricaThe wild dogs cry out in the night,
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company,
I know that I must do what's right,
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
# 7 Oasis - Champagne SupernovaSlowly walking down the hall,
Faster than a cannonball,
Where were you when we were getting high?
# 8 Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know?And firey demons all dance when you walk through that door,
Don't say you're easy on me you're about as easy as a nuclear war.
# 9 Human League - The LebanonBefore he leaves the camp he stops,
He scans the world outside,
And where there used to be some shops,
Is where the snipers sometimes hide.
# 10 Black Sabbath - War PigsGenerals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.
Iemand nog suggesties? Altijd wel grappig wat een slechte lyrics vele (populaire) nummers eigenlijk hebben. Wel geen platte Nederlandse songs aub, meer redelijk serieuze muziek als in het rijtje hierboven.